WHERE IS OUR HUGE TWIRLY BASEBALL? You know, the one that's SUPPOSED to be atop the Red Porch Loft.
 
There! Right there! See it, just left of center in all its greatness.
 

 
I feel so deprived. This a bait-and-switch. I got season tickets to experience a massive twirly baseball and arrived to find -- empty space. A twirly baseball void!
 
I could write the Nats but I'm sure that would do no good whatsoever. Who am I? Just a wacko fan who misses The Giant Twirly Baseball That Never Was Except In Drawings.
 
How do we get a movement started to claim our rightful twirly baseball? And while we're at it, how can we stop a good portion of the crowd from shouting the Orioles "O" during the Nat-ional anthem? Bah.
 
Ponderingly, Ms. TwirlyBall