Game 140 in Haiku form...
by Doghouse on Sep 4, 2008 2:59 PM EDT
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Print...so, after taunting a buddy who I'd offered my spare ticket to last night's game about how he missed the Best. Game. Ever., he challenged me to recap it in Haiku form. I gather this is also something of a sport among Nationals Journal commenters. Anyhow, I was pleased with my efforts:
First pitch from Perez
Plonks Utley square on the hip.
Take that, you jackass!
Milledge's hard slide
Knocks Chase on his behind.
Double play undone.
Zimmerman goes yard.
Guzman's double clears bases.
Howard's dingers lose.
Put your own Nats haiku in the comments and drive Ed crazy!
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2 for 2 today, Mr. House.
Everything I say is a "little" sarcastic.
by Patrick Reddington on Sep 4, 2008 3:36 PM EDT reply actions
Guess I should have read closely, I've been trying with syllable counts all afternoon...
Odalis Perez, Lefty,
Soft-Tossing DC Starter,
Ryan Howard’s bat…
Everything I say is a "little" sarcastic.
by Patrick Reddington on Sep 4, 2008 6:11 PM EDT reply actions
Drive me crazy? I love Basho...
Everything I say is a "little" sarcastic.
by Patrick Reddington on Sep 4, 2008 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
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