GameThread: Washington Nationals at Philadelphia Phillies - Game 18 of 162.
Washington Nationals at Philadelphia Phillies, Apr 27, 2009 7:05 PM EDT
DC Starting Lineup...
- Anderson "Elvis/A-Hands/Winter League" Hernandez - 2B
- Nick "Two-Spot" Johnson - 1B
- THE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!! - 3B
- The Big Walkay - LF
- Elijah "Super" Dukes - CF
- AK - RF
- WWJD - C
- Alberto "The General " Gonzalez... - SS
- Smarty - SP
On The Mound...
Joe Blanton and Shairon Martis faced off in Nationals Park back on April 16th, in one of the four games the Washington Nationals have managed to win three weeks into the season. Blanton gave up 8 hits and 3 ER in 6.0 IP. Shairon Martis, in earning the first of his two wins so far this year, went 6.1 innings on the mound and allowed 5 hits, 1 walk and 2 ER. The two right-handed starters meet again tonight in Citizens Bank Park, Philadelphia, PA, in the first of a three-game series between the NL East rivals...(ed. note - "Even if no one in the NL East will consider the Nationals their rivals...")
After the 4/16 loss to DC, Blanton's now (1-2) with a 5.33 ERA in 5 starts against Washington in his 6-year MLB career, having given up 34 hits and 19 R, 16 earned in 27.0 IP against the Nationals, who've hit .298 with 3 HR's and 9 walks off the Bowling Green, Kentucky native.
The Nationals vs Blanton...
Ronnie Belliard - 3 for 8, .375 AVG, 1 2B, 1 RBI.
Alex Cintron - 2 for 5, .400 AVG.
Elijah Dukes - 2 for 10, .200 AVG, 1 2B, 2 BB.
Adam Dunn - 1 for 6, .167 AVG, 1 HR, 3 RBI's.
Nick Johnson - 4 for 6, .667 AVG, 1 2B, 3 RBI's.
Ryan Zimmerman - 3 for 8, .375 AVG, 1 2B, 1 3B, 2 RBI's.
Getting Our Bearings...
The Phillies (9-8) just took three straight from Florida (11-7) on the road and they return home a game and a half behind the NL East's 1st Place Marlins, who have lost six-straight now that they're not playing Washington (4-13) every day. The Mets take two of three at home against DC, and New York's now (8-10), in 4th Place in the NL East behind the Braves, Phillies and Marlins. Atlanta (9-9) just took 2 of 3 from Cincy in Ohio, and they return home to face St. Louis. The Mets and the Marlins meet up in NY and 90 minutes southeast of Citi Field it's the Phillies and Nationals in Philadelphia's miniature ballpark, Citizens Bank.
The Mystery Of Daniel Cabrera's Velocity...
Both MLB.com's Bill Ladson, in an article entitled, "Cabrera's Velocity Drop Perplexing" and Washington Post writer Chico Harlan, in a Nationals Journal post entitled, "The Fireballer Without The Fire", wondered aloud this weekend about DC right-hander Daniel Cabrera's slowed fastball, which according to the calculations Mr. Harlan presents, has dropped from a 96.2 mph AVG in 2005 to 90.4 mph AVG so far this season.
Both articles mention how Cabrera has begun to change his delivery in an attempt to throw more strikes, resulting in noticeably decreased velocity, but little or no improvement in terms of accuracy. I couldn't help but think, while reading both articles, of Baseball Prospectus' writer Eric Seidman's article* from early February '09 entitled, "Risking Daniel" in which Mr. Seidman noted that Cabrera, "In June ('08) began to tinker with his delivery", after his inability to locate anything other than his fastball had forced him to throw them exclusively, resulting, eventually in a marked decline in velocity. By the time he came to his, "final start on September 13," Mr. Seidman writes, "Cabrera's fastball averaged just 89.6 mph."
Cabrera's reliance on the fastball exclusively at the end of '08, prompted Mr. Seidman to speculate that, Cabrera might have suffered an injury that was, "...more serious than reported, hindering his ability to even throw breaking pitches." In Chico Harlan's Washington Post article, Mr. Harlan writes that, "The Nationals are convinced the problems are not injury-related", and Mr. Harlan quotes Nationals' Pitching Coach Randy St. Claire who states that, "In my mind, the velocity is still there...but he will have to make up his mind to get back to where it was."
Can Daniel Cabrera still dial it up? Is he injured? How long will the Nationals stick with the struggling righty in the starting rotation? Why is he deciding on his own to "tinker" with his delivery? What are your impressions of Cabrera so far?
(ed. note - " * = You'll need a subscription to Baseball Prospectus to read the article in its entirety. Which, once again, I highly recommend.")
Washington Times' writer Ben Goessling, in his enthusiastic Chatter post about DC rookie Jordan Zimmermann's performance on Sunday entitled, "Nats win 8-1", takes a moment to gaze into the future and speculate, that in 2010:
"Assuming the Nationals draft Stephen Strasburg (probably only something a surgeon could prevent at this point), the Nationals' rotation could look like this in a year: Strasburg, Zimmermann, Lannan, Olsen, Martis. Two left-handers, all 25 or under, only one under club control for less than four more seasons. That's how you start contending."
Are you starting to believe?
STRASBURG FILES...
ESPN.com's Peter Gammons checked in again with more on Stephen Strasburg in a quick article entitled, "If the Nats want Strasburg, they'll have to pay up", in which Mr. Gammons offers the contract Mark Teixeira received from the Texas Rangers as another point of comparison for what the Nationals should be expecting to pay, as Mr. Gammons writes:
"With his signing bonus and three-year contract, Teixeira got $11 million. He then received salaries of $6.5 million, $9 million and $12.5 million, so he earned almost $40M for his first six years before signing his $180 million deal with the Yankees."
And if not Teixeira-money, Mr. Gammons once again mentions Daisuke Matsuzaka's deal for 6-years/$52 million...So now we've heard everything from $10-$60 million dollars, but definitely six years...which is why Mr. Gammons concludes his article by writing, "...Strasburg has an Aug. 15 deadline signing written all over him." Are you prepared to wait until the very last minute to find out if Strasburg signs? I remember last year checking in around the Nationals blogs all night just to see what happened with Aaron Crow only to be disappointed, please, let's not do that again?
And How About This?
At ESPN.com's MLB Draft Blog, Jason A. Churchill, in an article entitled, "Why drafting for need is a bad model", (which you'll need to be an ESPN Insider to read), writes that:
"If the Washington Nationals were to draft for 'need' this June, Stephen Strasburg would be left on the board because Washington's biggest need is catching and middle infielders. But there's virtually no chance they pass on the best pitching prospect to come along in decades."
Jesus Flores is still young, Luke Montz questionable in my estimation, and they have Derek Norris and Adrian Nieto in the system, and outside of infielders Stephen King and Danny Espinosa, who are both at Class-A Potomac...what other infield prospects have caught your attention? As for pitchers, there's Collin Balester, Craig Stammen, Tyler Clippard, Ross Detwiler, Cory VanAllen, Luis Atilano, Jack McGeary...Does Mr. Churchill have a point?
Over At John Sickels' SBN Blog, Minor League Ball, a writer named Andy Seiler has been conducting mock drafts, and in one of the latest entitled, "2009 Amateur Draft Mock #2 Round One", Mr. Seiler has Washington taking Stephen Strasburg with the first pick and University of Georgia First Baseman Rich Poythress with the 10th pick? As of today, Poythress, a 6'4'', 245lb, right-hander is hitting .414 with 13 doubles, 20 HR's and 70 RBI's in 169 at bats.
But that's all in the future...In the now...
To Get A Philly Fan's Perspective On The Upcoming Series, Check Out The SBN's Phillies Blog:
Washington and Philadelphia get going at 7:05 pm EST in Philly.
Who's Watching The Nationals?
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Smarty will give us a chance to win
Ha!! Smarty!! I like that...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
+1 for Smarty!
Have we found the Elusive Martis Nickname? (At least for this week.)
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Smarty ... cool!
Smarty
Smar-tay
Smair-ty
Smair-tay
S-Mart -tay
Shaimartay
A parody just popped in mind…
Throwing on Monday, he threw low and hard
Shai-ron ron-ron a Shai-ron-ron
1st inning he was sharp but didn’t lay down all cards
Shai-ron-ron-ron a Shai-ron-ron
Hey, He could strike ’em out
Hey, Their bats went all around
Hey, When they headed for the bench they shouted
Shai-ron-ron-ron a Shai-ron-ron
I am a idiot. Now you know why…
Love the chorus....... and love the tune....... verses not bad either....
"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak
by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on dude you're being kind. Shai-ron-ron-ron a Shai-ron-ron
The group I use to sing with was the masters of parody.
google Da Vinci’s Notebook and look for our parody of Like a Rolling Stone / Ally McBeal
Briiilllllliiant!!!!!! But now I'm going to have that "stuck in the middle..." of my "enormous.....
Yeah, I found some others too….. I really wanted to find your version of “Blue Moon”
As the kids say, “Yur teh famous!”
[makes me really wish I would have worked on “Pancho and Lefty” from the other thread. I coulda opened for you guys or more importantly, the publishing…]
"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak
by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Crow
I swear I heard before the draft last year that Crow’s agents told Bowden they had a list of demands that had to be met for the kid to sign with the Nats. So, naturally, Jimmy Napoleon Bowden takes that as a challenge to his manhood and drafts the kid…setting our pitching back another year.
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Alan Hendricks told Jim Bowden before the draft that Crow wanted two things: A major league contract and a “premium” signing bonus, well above slot. (Recommended for a ninth overall pick: $2,150,000.) Knowing that, the Nats took Crow. Crow has not changed his demands.
“If they weren’t willing to (meet those demands), they shouldn’t have drafted him,” Hendricks said.
E, I'd add one more pitcher to watch.
Graham Hicks. I don’t like to say “I have a feeling” about things, but I have a feeling about this kid. When he gets assigned from extended camp, I highly recommend watching him. He moved quickly from GCL to Vermont last year, that’s awesome for a high schooler. That’s within two months after being drafted. I figure he’ll start in Vermont and I bet by June he’s in Hagerstown. Just 19 yrs old, crap my oldest is 16 and I can’t get him out of bed in the morning, yet. He came to camp early on his own dime to work out with Randy St.C. Is that fire or what???
Lineups...Meet the new lineup...same as the old lineup,
Hernandez – 4
Johnson – 3
Zimmerman – 5
Dunn – 7
Dukes – 8
Kearns – 9
Flores – 2
Gonzalez – 6
Martis – 1
We gotta teach J-Max how to play a middle infield spot...
…the middle is the middle, right? He could handle it.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
I'd rather teach we teach Acta how to make out a lineup card.......
J-Max Wants To Play!!!
"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak
by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Blechhh....... all that typing for nothing....
"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak
by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I'm going to the Astros-Nats game next Monday...
If my pitcher counting is correct, that should be Olsen’s turn. Agree?
Anybody else going? There are a ton of front row seats in right field to the left of our bullpen.
The "z" makes it edgy to connect with the Gen-X crowd...
…be home in an hour and watch DC in three…
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
GEN-X!
REP!
RE!
SENT!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Even cynical members of "Generation-X" like the Nats!
[Ironic finger-quotes]
“Groovy”
[/Ironic finger-quotes]
(A thread cookie for whoever knows the reference..)
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
I can't wait to read where"groovy" comes from, from a Gen-Xrrr point of view.
I’m from that notorious “age of man” between Baby boomers and Gen Xrrrs
Children of the 80’s
Our motto
Crap what were we thinking!!!
We brought you.
Synth rock
Punk
Spandex
Cross gendered musician with the urge to make you hurt them
and so much more…
My question to you is….does the gen-x generation begin at Nirvana or Sound Garden???
Nirvana! Case closed.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Brilliantly played good man.
Question: Does the 80’s get credit for the mullet?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, but let's blame that one on the Canadians though.
So, to recap yes to credit 80’s with mullet but the first sightings were those crazy hockey loving folk up north.
It just looked so cool flying out behind the helmet when you skated...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Like there was a squirrel in the helmet...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh Canada my....
I’m American through and through but our Anthem ain’t as good as that…well God save the Queen is nice,too. Them Frenchies got a nice one as well. Hell anybodies is better than ours…..
I mean that from the bottom of my heart…
Jerry Garcia?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
And then you can look like a statue at Nationals Park
Wow…What was that? Three degrees of separation?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder what that would have looked like with a small micro-dot under the tongue.
Oh, wasted youth is wasted unless you’re wasted, truth!!!!
George Bernard Shaw
“Youth is wasted on the young.”
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Making a list of names never to call children...
Note to self never call children
- - Hunter
- - Thor
- - Uma ( Unless she is the ultimate in hot babes)
- - Moon Unit
- - Chipper
Wow. By the cheeriness of this crowd...
You’d never know that there’s a health epidemic out there. Damned Swine Flu.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:03 PM EDT reply actions
oh, and...
Go Nats! I can say that now without any reservation. Playing the Phillies. Booooooooo!!!!
On Friday I’ll be in section 128, row JJ with my “rain out” tickets, so that I can see Pujols launch baseballs into geosynchronous orbit.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I just read that they cancelled a qualifier for the U17 world cup in Mexico
Darn flu.
Why name it seine flu? Did some one kissin’ a pig? oh never mind…
EET MOAR BAKKON!
Only YOU can prevent swine flu…
Besides, every one of Smarty’s starts is packed with powerful anti-oxidants and includes a full day’s supply of vitamin C (and haven’t our 4-5 rotation spots turned into quite a 1-2 punch? Yeah, I know… for now…).
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Only Doghouse can possibly make this subject humorous.
I still can’t stop laughing. Now I know why your wife loves you.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, our rotation has certainly ME singing the blues so far...
[ba-DUMP!]
Thanks, folks, please tip the moderators—I’ll be here all week!
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Someone's had a beer.
Or two.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, 40 comments before the Game starts...
LET’S GO NATS GO!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
It's the heat.
90 degrees on April 27?! Must be related to swine flu.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Some of them are even Nats-related!
LET’S GO NATS GO!!
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
+ hahahahahahaha
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Whatever you do, don't bite (or kiss some of you) any pigs...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Too late
Oh no…
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone looking for a game recap is going to have to scroll, scroll, scroll to find it...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I was under the impression anything goes prior to game time.
Besides, post-gamers aren’t true to the cause!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions
It's your new trick from guitar students...
…classes take your mouse. Now using you index finger scroll from top to bottom, repeat and rinse with all your finger….
Now to patent it…
More irrelevance.
Time to make dinner before game time!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Just read some replies to a post I made about picking up J. Zimm for my fantasy team.
What good stuff that was. ‘Preciate the love fellas.
Dual citizenship? Sweet! I’ll inform DHS immediately.
I think Berndaddy’s hypnotism was successful.
…Ah! My chicken is burning!!!!!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Interesting nugget from MLBn (The Network)
They stated that J. Zimm is the first pitcher to go 2-0 for the Nationals since Randy Johnson with the Expos? Stat geeks, is that right? That seems like a tall tale. But why would The Network lie?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 6:43 PM EDT reply actions
I heard that, too, somewhere...
…although the way I heard was that it was the first rookie to go 2-0 since Randy Johnson. Maybe it was the first rookie Nats/Expo… can’t recall where I saw it, though.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
That definitely makes more sense.
O.K. I think I’ve met my quota for baseball related posts.
I kidd.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
BEAT THE PHILLIES! (clapclap, clapclapclap) BEAT THE PHILLIES!! (clapclap, clapclapclap)!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 6:57 PM EDT reply actions
Beat that too happy 'whateverthehellitis' mascot!
Clap clap, clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap clap, clap clap
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet even Anderson Hernandez can hit one out of this park...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:02 PM EDT reply actions
Go "Winter League"............... clap............
"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak
by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of hitting it out, HR Jesus was guest on C&D's pre-game show
The gist of his recent hitting surge was “I was overthinking it before. Now I’m more relaxed.”
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Was he wearing his patented purple uniform?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Can't hit a little 'cuz he can't hit enough...
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Two cheers for relaxing...I should be able to hit them out too then...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Citizen's Bank. Think about that in this day and age.
That’s laughable no?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions
No apostrophe either...so stupid...(Them not you...)
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Evil rumors
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Caught that too????
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Willie Harris? Think he's a little further away...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Just get the ball in the air people
The air is awfully thin. Home run time!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions
Jeez...
2 K’s arleady
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions
edit
already
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
If Nick didn't swing that wasn't a strike...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, Zim, lay off the first pitches...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions
He did work a full count out of it.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Good AB in the end...darn immediate responses...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
E-gad
3 K’s
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions
Anderson made contact on his.......... just tryin' to be positive.......
"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak
by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
BLANTON strikes out the side?
Let’s hope the ump is as generous with Smarty’s strike zone.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
I just hope he doesn't try to outsmart himself.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
This just in: Left field issues continue at CITI field
And it wasn’t Daniel Murphy. Gary Sheffield is the culprit.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions
Dropped a pop fly.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah!!! Sheffied just flat out dropped one in left for the Mets...
…spend two days talking about that now, NY…
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions
Most disseminaters of news are supposed to be first with the scoop
Mr. Editor!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Acc. to the timestamp we were tied...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Time stamp my sweet a$$
You see who got posted first!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Smarty comes back with a K of his own!
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Smarty K's!
Sounds like a good kid’s cereal
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
4-pitch, two-out walk, the only way to make that worse is to add "bases-loaded" beginning...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Fly out then walking Utley.. ut-oh!
Howard is a K-machine… Howard is a K-machine..
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Ooh, one-pitch popout! Even better.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Smart pitching
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
SMARTY pitching
Enjoy the curly-W pretzels!
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Some of that barbecue sauce dripped into the "y" on my keyboard
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Stupid me, I don't want to miss the Opener at all, so I says to myself, "Self, you can get a curly-W pretzel at the next game..."
STUPID RAINOUT…
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
This just in:
Maine hits Hanley Ramirez in the worst part of the wrist that a player can get hit on. He’s down hard.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions
Ooo, not good.
Not that I’m any big fan of the Fish, but you hate to see something like that—beat ‘em legit! Unless it’s Utley. (Kidding!… Probably.)
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
And then Cantu busts one up the middle
The best way to say “FU” to hitting our biggest threat.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Pinch run. Ross Gload
I imagine X-Rays are in order.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
What I was thinking if you don't want to pitch to Utley, hit 'im......
"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak
by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
More efficient than an IBB...
…and he probably deserves it most of the time.
(Okay, that was ungenerous. Some of the time.)
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Tru dat.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Dunn, Dukes and AK...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions
Dunn-K strikes first....
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Dunn with a rap!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions
The air just ain't hot enough.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions
"Too high..."
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Victorino tracks down a deep shot from Dukes...
…to the only park of the park it wouldn’t go out…
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
AK rips one to right and there are two on for "Clutchy" Flores...WWJD???
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
He would save the Nats with a double
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Full count to Flores???
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
U don't f**k wit da Jezus!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
U don't walk-a d Jesus...
Not in front of the GENERAL!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
heh-heh
heh-heh
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
FLORES!!
Works a fantastic AB and gets the free pass to load ’em up for the General. Opening arguments?
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
NODP!NODP!NODP!NODP!NODP!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Sac Fly!!! Like a real baseball team!
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Never thought Dunn would make it...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think Acta did either.
He was thinking: “Oh dear lord, let him make it.”
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
"And if the throw beats you, Marson better be a flat red smear after the play..."
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Or Dunn might have BMB'd it...
BMB = Big Money Beltran = Don’t slide might get hurt…
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Dibble.
Just slap yourself for that last statement.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions
"Old School" Kearns...a HR yesterday, and a line drive single today...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey!
Look at Kearnsy hitting the ball. MMMMMMM!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions
Blanton you ain't...
Nope. Don’t want to jinx it.
Is anyone gonna get that JINX FAQ started? I’m freaking out on what I can’t or shouldn’t say.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions
1-3 lifetime vs. Blanton.......
"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak
by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
A sac fly....... you don't see too many of those.......
"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak
by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
GENERALISIMO!!!!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions
I was hoping Dunn would run their catcher over to make up for Flores...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahahahaha
I would pay good money for that!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Quick!
Get Dunn-kee an I.V. Gatorade! Something! I think I felt the ground shake.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions
Charlie and Dave say the roster move is to bring back TAWH.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
That's what someone reported yesterday. Willie on Tuesday and Guz on Thursday.
I assume Cintron, then……… well, it’s probably obvious it’s Maxwell……. dammit…
"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak
by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
SMARTY!!!!!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions
Did Dibble just call him
SHY-ron
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Isn't that how you say it?
(Not being sarcastic, I thought it was Shy-ron.)
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Shy-ron, mar-tiss...is correct...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I'll be.
I didn’t know the correct spelling of his name. Whoops. I thought it was Shiron. My bad!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Not mar-teess?
(Again, ignorance not sarcasm.)
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Well I say: Thank you.
I had had enough of that at AA. But I didn’t even take your comment as sarcastic. This blog doesn’t have that tired flavor of sarcasm.
You cool man, you cool.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I always thought it was "iss" that's how Sutton said it I think...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey.
Isn’t that your favorite beer commercial that was just on?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
chuckle
I bet that’s followed by an immediate eye-roll
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoa! What a SmartY at bat!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions
SMARTY! Helps himself out...
…that’s smart. SMARTY smart!
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Lead-off J-Max........... 0-0.... sigh...
"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak
by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Good for Lasto...I figured he'd struggle for a while til he got over getting sent down...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
must remain consistent
one decent night at the plate does not a major leaguer make. But then again, what would I know?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Chico the reporter posts....
TAWH will be in the OF. J-Max will go down for more playing time.
Then Guzi will come back as leadoff hitter and Cintron or Gonzalez goes down.
Cintron or Gonzalez? Cintron or Gonzalez? Hmmm...See ya Cintron
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Leadoff walk to Werth, oy yoy yoy...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions
Willing to bet he was concerned about the fence.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
That fence doesn't look forgiving...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I guarantee you if there would have been padding on that wall, he would have caught it.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions
Chain link fence. STOOO PID
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
St. Clair looked all business out there.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions
You can't rattle the rookie...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
He's too SmartY for that
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Wondering
Are the home plate seats cheaper in Philly than elsewhere or do they just love their baseball more?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions
Internet fist bump.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
No worries!
Shake it off SHY-RONE. Your bats will get it back for you.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions
Oh, well, leading was fun...let's do it again...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions
Keep up the good vibes, Gotta go to a meeting for a while.....
"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak
by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
We'll be ahead again when you return...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone please.
Get the Jinx FAQ up…
AND QUICK!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, before I even left....... Thanks, buddy!!!
"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak
by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Catcher, Santos for the METS hits first major league home run
and it’s a GRAND SLAM!
not that anyone here cares.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions
heh-heh-heh. I like.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Nick Johnson uses his Discerning Eye for a leadoff walk...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions
I bet he's the one you want at a buffet like restaurant
Hey! The heat is hot enough! HOME RUN!!!!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
THE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!! THE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions
THEEEEEE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!!!! Two-run blast, 4-2 Nationals.
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet SmartY comes out wit da bizness next inning!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
ZIM-MER-MAN! ZIM-MER-MAN!! ZIM-MER-MAN!!!
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Straight-center for 16 straight!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it too early to talk about -
Of course it is Lou. Shut up.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe 45-ish...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Dunn... gets the True Outcome we don't want...
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
SOOPER DOOKS!!! GETS THE TRUE OUTCOME WE DO WANT!!!
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Heee... the Filly Fans booing sounds like "dooooks!"
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Stupid Philly fans, we hear what we want!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Phoolies.
Through and through.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
SUPER MUTHA F**K*N DOOKS!!!1
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions
SUPER DUKES JUST HIT ONE TO THE CHEESESTEAK HUT!!!!!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions
DON'T YOU DARE SIT DUKES!!!!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Just make sure he has his sunglasses on during the next sunny day.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
What the hell can that possibly mean?
That’s over 900 feet of home run…Mumble, mumble.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions
Dukes + Zim...?
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Understood but...
Just sounds ri-DONK-ulous.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Fantasy goodness
My Nats quartet of J-Zimm, R-Zimm, Nicky and Dukes is doing quite well as of late.
And yeah, I’ll take the 2 HR to start the week. That’s awesome! Go Nats! And… go Utley and Werth ;)
Please Dukes, play nice with others and stay in the starting lineup.
Yes.
I too am enjoying some early Monday stat love due to the crushing of balls by Nats bats.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I've unfortunately for Anibal "Just Gave Up A Grand Slam" Sanchez pitching for my fantasy team...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
I’d like to see what kind of team El Editor put together.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll post my lineup later...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh goody! (Rubbing hands together)
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I turn my back for a second and the homers are going all over the place.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
You know what that means Mezza.
You must go back to what you were doing. Those are the house rules. ;-)
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm.
O.K. then. Reprieve canceled. Welcome back!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Find the highlights if you missed them, they're worth it...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
will do.
Good to see Zim getting in on some power.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
Stupid Gameday!
You have to get Premium now to see the in-game videos… b@stards…
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
I got one worse than that.
I spent a great deal of money for MLB Extra Innings on DirecTV. Well, you can’t watch the game in HD unless you purchase the SUPER FAN add on. I would say more but I don’t want to go on an expletive filled tirade.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Always something extra for a little more...I have MLB.tv...if i get MLB.tv Premium I can watch six games at once...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow.
I imagine your computer almost melts at that point.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
That's exactly why I've never tried it, one makes my mac breathe heavy...
(in an exhausted sense)…
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you for clarifying.
It’s a family blog.
In other new, TAWH back tomorrow, “will play more outfield” according to Manny, and they love J-Max, just need to have him playing every day.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Ill have to get MLB.tv soon...
Looks like they have ironed the kinks out that they had early this season.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
There is a highlight called 'Martis' RBI single...??? This cant be right.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
Phillies seating behind home plate...
…also called Diamond club. Sold out for the season. Can’t find an actual price. Going on StubHub for 99 to 150 dollars.
Cheaper than NatsTown where they are always empty and go for $300.
Good stuff Roscoe.
I hate to say this but: Someone needs to learn a lesson from the Phillies organization.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I just saw some perfect defensive alignment...kinda stuff...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions
I'm always surprised when the shift works.
I mean, I guess that’s why they do it, but still…
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
4-pitch, ain't giving you nothing to hit walk to Howard...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Smarty lets him fly out...(OK, I was a little worried...)
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Martis juuuuust manges to keep Werth's fly inside the tiny park for Kearns to end the inning...
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
I think everything's out here...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
He literally sees food when the ball approaches the plate.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
You can't out SmartY the man!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions
Hahahaha!
“E”, I just have to laugh when I see that guy get on t.v. and know that you didn’t. Man-o-man. You must have really flunked that audition.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions
FLunked doesn't quite describe my complete lack of enthusiasm...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
(evil little laugh)
It’s o.k. buddy.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Never claimed to be an actor, I would've written the best one...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I actually believe you.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I actually like Miss Chatter's with Lannan v Smoltz...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll keep an eye out for it.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoa!
Look at the booth crew stylin!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions
I think that color is known as:
spoiled egg nog
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
SmartY was thinking "FENCE" during that at bat.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Gapper for A-Hands, doubles with two-down...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions
LOL! Enough hair on it? Are you kidding?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions
ELVIS IS IN THE BUILDING!
Sorry to bust out the caps lock early.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
uh-oh. Is that an understood rule here.
I was premature then.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Ryan Howard with the Nick Johnsonesque D on a Nick Johnson grounder...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, the tragic symmetry...
…but more symmetric if it had been DaMeat…
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
You must carefully guard the power of the RALLY CAPS LOCK.
Unless you’re REALLY EXCITED
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Well this is going to be a problem.
"E"’s posts always get me excited.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Bob and Rob has a certain ring to it.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like some kind of insurance scam...
… like “bump and run”…
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Austin Kearns robs the Dobber on a line drive to right...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions
There are going to be a lot, and I mean a lot of fantasy baseball players pissed off at John Maine for fracturing H. Ram's wrist.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions
Is that the official diagnosis...hoping it's not...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
That stinks...I love watching Hanley play, even when he's killing DC...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I could have sworn Carpenter just said it.
I guess I’m liable now for that information. I’ll try to find a legit source before game is over.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
59 pitches through 4...
only 32 for strikes… The word on him has always been a tendency to “nibble,” though.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Are we destined to only win on Martis and Zim(nn)?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
If we could just score some effin' runs with Lannan in there...
…of course, he’s always up against Santana, Lowe or Hamels…
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
That's called a change, Lou Marson. RECOGNIZE!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
(85 mph)? Maybe a slider...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to go out on a limb here.
Can it be assumed that the Nats have 2 (ahem) legit starters?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't diss "Cool Hand"!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Let me check the jinx FAQ...
…sorry, you have to wait until their 10th starts. Rules, you know. You can still speculate it, however.. “The Nats may have 2 (ahem) legit starters.” But it has to be conditional under the AS break.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Oh snap!
You called me out on that one. Nice one though. Nice one.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Enough!
Carpenter: Pulled out the lumber Rob.
Dibble: Busted out the hittin sticks Bob.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions
Upstairs something. LOL!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Darn it ryzim22!
THAT WARRANTS ALL CAPS!!!
But I can appreciate your deadpan style.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
There ya go fella!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay, it's just wasteful for a single.
Although he did BEAT THE OVERSHIFT!! W00T!
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Someone give that man a high-five!
HOLY COW!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions
THE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!! THE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!!! THE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!!!!!!!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions
Two absolute bombs!! Second deck in left here, straight center on the first...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Blanton must be doing his Cartman impression
from last week’s episode, where Cartman’s catchphrase was simply:
“The f-ck”.
GO ZIM!
Wah-HUH?
“Blanton re-wets his contact lenses.” Is that some baseball euphemism?
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Color me perplexed Doghouse.
Color me perplexed.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
[sorts through Crayola 128-pack with baffled look on face]
Would you settle for Burnt Umber?
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Please!
Don’t you know I’m an Atomic Tangerine kind of guy?!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Heh. I love that the Wiki page has the RGB values for each color.
Wait, a color that’s a variant on orange used be called “Ultra Yellow”? Well, what’s more yellow than orange, I guess.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
AK with a 4-pitch walk that required minimal discernment.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
So long, Blanton...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Showers for Big Boy.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to start calling Victorino, "Judas."
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
That's why the call him the, "The Flyin' Hawaiian..."
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't like him either, but he's fun to watch, non-stop hustler...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Grit encased in fire!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm willing to bet this new Heiniken commercial is going to be bugging you soon.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Which? I got the Philly-feed...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
"Oh baby you...You got what I need!" "And they say he's just a friend..."
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that the one with the Fratellis song?
No wait, that’s Amstel Light. Never mind.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Hahahahaha!
I think I was on the AA blog and one night and the entire thread was almost consumed about disgust for what commercials SNY was showing. It was absolutely hilarious.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry "E". That was perhaps the ugliest sentence I've ever typed.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Be thankful you're not listening to the radio.
The “I’m running out of time to tell you how you’re running out time to buy a Lexus commercial” is insanely annoying.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Well...
Don’t hate Lexus owners just because of the commercial.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone ever hear the "Tell them about the discount, Harry" commercial?
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Might be a NY thing...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
and by "the" I of course mean "they" call him that...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
A-Hands has a hit (1 for 3)
Im watching him closely, he needs to pick it up.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
Good to see Manny having a easier day of it than normal.
But is it every easy being the mayor of NatsTown?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions
Well.
That was short lived. I guess that qualifies as jinx as well.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Not technically a jinx.
It was indirect enough not to qualify, but it’s always good to be careful.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Back to back singles off Martis in the 5th...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions
Aiiee! Now 3!
You can never have enough runs in this dollhouse…
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
The Saint should be out to talk this one over.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
No Problem, It's Ryan "DP" Howard up...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Make that 3, Martis needs a DP!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow. I can't believe they didn't send Rollins.
O.K. I think SHY-RONE is a little winded.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions
Rollins hesitated thinking Kearns had it...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Heh.
Charlie and Dave pause to take a swipe at $itiField and how you can’t see the bullpens, unlike CB (mini-)Park.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Haters!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Hinck was loosening up...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Everyone
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Doghouse.
Break out the color: Worried.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions
Kick in the balls ouch
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
405 ft later, the game is tied, Ryan Howard with the Salami...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
If Martis...
Almost Lou, almost.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions
Talk about taking the wind out of our sails.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions
[as the blog gets eerily quiet]
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Martis comes right back and strikes out Werth.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Single by Ibanez...get someone up...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
haha...
I knew someone was going to revisit that post.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I forgot to put sarcastic quotation marks around my haha
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
no worries bud
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Did Dibble say he hated the pitch sequence to Howard?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions
He said it during the AB and after. He called it. Said it would be better to pitch around him and walk in a run.
I must have been too engrossed in the blog.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahh, who wants a big win when you can have a dramatic one...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions
I'm guessing a PH leads off the 6th...
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
NO! Martis has to stay on, he's the only one that wins...(one of the two)...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Martis back out!
Immediately ahead 2-0… Help yourself out, Smarty!
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Very mysterious, Acta, I would've pulled him too..
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Manny knows SmartY
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
+1!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet Roscoe is fuming.
Grand slam followed by Heineken commercial
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions
Hell, he's burned 5 pitches already...
..someone’s got to get on base, here.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
He's batting?
By he I mean SHAIRON
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
Martis rips one, right to Rollins...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
"[Taschner] is fooling no one and throwing a perfect inning of relief,"
laments Dave as Smarty stings one right into a glove…
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Until A-Hands gets one over Victorino, and gets a home town double on a ball Victorino drops...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Flyin Hawaiian with a short approach.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions
OH! Thought Nick had it...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Ryan Zimmerm...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
SAY IT "E"! JUST GO AHEAD AND SAY IT!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
He's getting nothing even close to hittable.
And they turn it intentional….
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
PROPPAS!
Knock the dog s**t out of it Dunn!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Due what? A walk or a sliced single?
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sorry.
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Bunt in the park home run.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon Big Walky!
Set it up for Dukes’ 2nd dinger!
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Walky!! Walky!! Walky!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Wouldn't that be a thing of beauty?
I would hope that “E” would allow at least one gargantuan gif by everyone if that happened.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
If Dukes hits another, You can have 2. Not on phone, don't know if anyone else is...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh my!
The situation is set for me to go gif happy. AND I get plenty of time to search for the right one because of the replacement. Google Images here I come!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Walky walks to load'em up for SUPER DUKES!!!
Show’em where to get Cheesesteaks, Elijah!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
...man walks.
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Zimm up to .299!!! One more hit and it's .300-hitting Zim!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
OH! So close for NJ!
Ball is traveling like it’s in first class tonight.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions
Oh just put a pipe in it Carpenter!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions
Super Dukes! Super Dukes!! Super Dukes!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon EEE-LY-JA
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
patience is a virtue
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Darn tension breaking foul...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Walky, walky, walky!! 7-6 DC!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Austin "Grand Slam" Kearns up...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh..."Nice cut"?
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
3-1 pitch coming, I dare you Condrey!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
oooooooooooo man!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
More from the two nut jobs
…Oh, about a country mile!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions
you called it. that would be so sweet.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
easier said than done brother. :-)
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Well. Not a grand slam. But he's still

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions
LOVE THEM WALKS!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Seconded
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
"Let him throw the balls."
Advises Mrs. Doghouse.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
"Really, Austin?"
She admonishes one pitch later…
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Is she sauced?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Only one beer in the Mrs. right now...
…I got a head start tonight.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
"Cheers!"
replies Mrs. D. with a chuckle.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Chuckle returned.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
"That's good advice." - Jimmy Duggan.
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh man. This is turning into a great game. Can't wait to see what's in store for the relief.
goody, goody, goody, goody
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions
Think it's gonna be one of those marathons we always seem to get with Filly a few times each season?
Man, we were at the one in 07 that went like 15 innings and it was drizzling the whole time—they had a second Prez race in the 14th!
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Here in Philly they have a second last call...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
A situation like that would have warranted Teddy winning.
People who left the game wouldn’t believe it.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Manny let the kid hit so if we get a run, he could potentially get a decision that's not unfavorable.
I just don't understand the strategy at all.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow.
Acta with the confidence.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Beer Goggles warming...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Martis done, with the lead...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
And a quick hook...
Leadoff walk = Beer Goggles to the rescue.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Hey Roscoe. As cute as this girl in the Jeep commercial is.
It’s beginning to wear on me.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
haha
You must be single. There’s no way a wife or a girlfriend would put up with that behavior.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow. Shairon looks dejected.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions
Rough outing for the kid...
…he probably really wanted to get an out or two into the 6th.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Let's go, Julian! Um, get all Calendar on their a$$!
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
:-) I've got nothing.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Correction:
Anybody but Dunn
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Mrs D gives a disgusted "talk to the hand" wave...
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
And went with more of a dismissive head shake, and a tsk noise...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I went, sorry.
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Defense.
Wins championships?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, Dunn!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions
No.
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF?
Someone call it! Someone take charge!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions
Ahhhhh crap...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions
No win for Smarty...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh I can't believe this.
Dammit, Zimmy! Give us the hilight reel stuff!
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
(laughs) thanks, that broke my moodiness...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
A quick jaunt up to Canada might get you some free prescription stuff that'll take care of that moodiness.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's just keep quiet about Canada until we flee there to escape the Pig Virus...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I’m driving!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh man that's rich.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Hog maws?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's hope so, I've gained 40lbs since I plugged in to this blog...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It's already here...there is no escape.
Head for the bunkers.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
Don't you find it strange that the only people that have died
so far
are in Mexico.
Conspiracy?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Mezza, is that right?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
And I find it even more hilarious that you refer to it as the:
Pig Virus as opposed to swine.
I can hardly see the computer monitor because of the tears in my eyes. Oh geez that was hilarious.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
+.5
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
With one hand tied behind his back while leaping over Mr. Met's head.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Was that ruled and E?
How the hell do u double to 3rd base?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
Shut 'em down, Tavarez!
Time to strike out the side!
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Tavarez gets the groundout and Manny's making moves...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
"Salty veteran!'
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
NJ!
“The throw was so bad, it was good!” marvels Dave…
DCCT?
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Dunn was still at the wall catching his breath when Zim missed that...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Good heavens, this game is actually driving Mrs. Doghouse to do laundry!
I have mixed emotions right now. Of course, I’ll probably be on the hook to fold later…
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Ooops, Sorry Utley. That was Manny's Idea.
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
WoodHincked by the first pitch!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
Well. Hinckley decides it isn't interesting enough...
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Stop throwing the curve, Hinck! Please...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Alright, resume curves now...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
At least, stop throwing it AT PEOPLE'S HEADS!
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Good thing he ducked, he should've taken a curve...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Bases loaed again?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
Someone please go out and talk to him.
Zimmerman! This is when you do something!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
"What a fortunate, fortunate break that was," understates Dave.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
He's really on top of his game tonight, isn't he?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Good thing this isn't voice activated, I just curse up a blue streak!!! NICK!!!!!
Blue streak = old timey phrase the original use of which is long forgotten.
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
The ignorant thank you for clarifying.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
YEAH NICK!!!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
OH BEAUTIFUL!
ryzim22! CAPS TIME!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
You remind me of

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Ryan Howard WoodHincked into a DP!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions
WWJD?
Pretend the bases are loaded!
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Tonight's Title Battle:
Even the Kids In Philly Call Him Zim!!
or
Show’em Where They Sell The Cheesesteaks, Eijah!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
STOP! Hammer Time...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
And the activator!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Josh
“Building NatsTown” Willinghammer
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
Good take on the high 2-2 pitch...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Good take on ball four...I mean, strike three...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh...
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
Hey, Cordero's pitch...oh, it's Kip Wells.
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Not bad Mezza
Not bad at all.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Approaching 600 comments, is it slowing on anyone? I can open another thread...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions
not here Captain
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Time for the Kip Wells Experience!
Groove your way into a 1-2-3…
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
lazy answer
Ripkens?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
How do you know he didn't cheat?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Because I did.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh
So that “Whoo Hoo” is ill founded I presume.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
That and 16 quarters will get you 8 hours of parking on Buzzard's Point.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
You and I have trampled over some of the same ground good sir.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
It's like my Grandma used to say: "That and a nickel gets you 5 cents of candy"...
My Grandma never said that.
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't sign that ledger!
Commissioner! What say ye?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I had to phone a friend and it cost me...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Boone's?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Boones...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
DamN!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow! Blondie in the red top lookin' quite good.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
That's gonna be tough.
Saw her on the t.v.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
"The pesky Eric Bruntlett to the plate."
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
He is a PIA...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
THE KIP WELLS EXPERIENCE BLOWS MY MIND!!
1-2-3…
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Very Wells!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
Wells done!! (Giggity, giggity)...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Now I know the
real you “E”
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Please, no more!
I mean, this is all Wells and good…
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Wells, now it's over.
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon Elvis!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
He's gonna wear his knees out over the years...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
A-Hands 2 for 4, with BB.
Nice work from him…
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
Like an actual leadoff guy...
…someone doesn’t want to find a place in Syracuse?
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Later, sir! We'll win it for ya!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Once again.
Someone fails to heed the unwritten rule.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
peace out Deadpan
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
The Anti-Nick...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Not anymore!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
EYRE SERVES IT UP AND NICK JOHNSON DESTROYS IT!!!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
NOT TONIGHT!!!
WOO-HOO! NJ GOES YARD!!!
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
"Take THAT 1-12..." snarks Dave...
“You figure they’ve hit a quarter mile of home runs tonight…”
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Absurd.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
DDDDDDDDD
AMN!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
2nd deck sweet Jeebus
Eyre-Eyre!!!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
DO NOT TRADE NICK JOHNSON! SIGN HIM!!!!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
The Nats would be absolutely dumb to break up these bats.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I accept that NJ might get traded...
…but please, NOT UNTIL THE DEADLINE!
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
for an arm?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
NIIIIIIICKKCKCKCKKCCKKCKCKCK!!!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
+ cleaning products!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Heh.
It’s already on the spin cycle. And that’s not a euphemism.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
giggle
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
The pitcher be scared.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
And now Zimmy gets a free pass!
Bust this game wide open, Nats!
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
UH-OH!!! ADAM DUNN GOES DEEP!!!! DEEEP DEEP!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
SHAKE N BAKE!!! SHAKE N BAKE!!! SHAKE N BAKE!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
This is insane... are they betting on who hits more HRs tonight?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
I really really missed my chance at the over / under earlier on. Oh, I'm so mad at myself.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
So far, Dunn's has been the shortest HR!
C&D are teasing him about having the “runt of the litter.”
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
ADAM DUNN GOES

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
There's our TRUE OUTCOME!!!
Mrs. Doghouse apologizes for the earlier “talk to the hand.”
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Mrs. Doghouse is forgiven. Tell her to have one on Lou
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Elijah Dukes uses the Discerning Eye...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh...So Dukes put out some bulletin board material for the Mets did he? Hmmmm.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah Bob. I'm going to Phil sorry for the Phillies.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
Dunn may know how to hit
but he sure as hell doesn’t know how to chew gum.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
A fly ball that's not a HR, go figure.
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Zing!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
It would be an IF pop in NatsPark.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
As long as he doesn't trip jogging around the bases, we'll be fine.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Just remember, No lead is safe here, gotta shut the Phils down.
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
No jinx here.
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
1st time this season Nats are in double digits for runs in a game.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Good to see some smiles in the....Doh!
Just wait Lou, just wait.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
I think Dibble made ref. to Mock
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
MOCK! MOCK! MOCK! MOCK!
(Sorry for this, but Please not Sa-ool!)
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
no sir.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
ROSCOE? Where you at? You fading?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
Really? This is what MASN is paying for?
“The Nationals have really but a crack in that bell haven’t they?”
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions
Liberty Bell in Philadelphia, the Nationals have put a crack in it...bad american humor...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
O.K.
How did my later time stamp get precedence over your post “E”?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't on this end...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
peculiar
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Sometimes your post shows up first on your computer, even if the other one is earlier.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
If you reload the page it comes up in timestamp order.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Hmmm.
So the timestamps are just a Big Brother admin device to see when hated Mets fans post. Got it!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Well...He's referring to the liberty bell. There's a neon facade of it in the outfield so he's referring to all of the home runs that have figuratively cracked the bell. (Which is already cracked.)
It’s just so stupid.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Heh "but-a-crack"...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Charlie and Dave should be radio AND tv.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Maxwell on in left and The MOCK is on!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions
This just in:
METS WIN!
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions
BoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
They're even with the Fish in the NL Hate-o-Matic right now, so I have to say, "meh."
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
You fool! Don't you see the bigger picture? :-)
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Lou Marson just got...
MOCK’d!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
Hanny warming...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Pedro singles...
…to set up the DP…
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
C'mon Mock, we're cheering for ya, you have a nickname, throw strikes!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
Dukes' arm holds the runner at third on Rollins' double...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay, traded a run for an out...
…we’re good, we’re good.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
NIce toss by Kearns, almost nailed Speedy Jimmy...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm. Not with that guy on deck.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Well...It's a comfort to know that there are two strong arms are in the outfield.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
Haven't seen Maxwell's...interested though?
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I personally have not seen him throw from the outfield.
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh...bringing in Hanrahan to calm things down...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
CALM?!
He has good #’s against Howard, though (0-7).
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
I should've have somehow denoted the saracastic "calm"...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh...Please. Can't you guys just win one without me taking a half bottle of anti-acids?
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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
I'm sending the Nationals my Tums bill...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
hehe... i reckon...almost time for Joel Coronary
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
Oh, we do not need it to be this "interesting," Garrett.
Hanny coming in for the 4-out save, as I look for my nitroglycerin pills…
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Chase that junk, Howard...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Bergie, Saul...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, my. Oh, my, oh my, oh my.
This is a nervous moment.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
"Wild" pitch moves Utley up...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
With all due respect. Leave good sir. ;-)
" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry you had to wake up to this, hope your nerves are prepared...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon guy. Don't try to be cute. Just pitch.
" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
He wasn't giving Howard anything...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't disagree. But don't walk Werth!
Mrs. D is sputtering with rage.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
I've just reached a level or eery calm...it's like all the losing is just beautiful now...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
and by "eery" i mean "eerie"...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
That means:
You have passed on.
" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't feel like we were ahead by 2 runs when we were ahead by 4 runs...
In the sense of not feeling like we were ahead by much, that is.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
I know this may not matter much but wouldn't it behoove Zimmerman or Johnson to say something to the pitcher as opposed to the pitching coach.
" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
Over throwing.
" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
Hanny to Syracuse.
Sorry, kid. You don’t have the “makeup.”
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
good night.
" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "
by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
You have to be ^$&&($*!&!!#$*#! kidding me....
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
"Are you f****** s***** me?!"
sez Mrs. D…
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Can't blame the ballpark for that one...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't make me start a "Fire Manny" meme.
Is something’s not working—CHANGE IT!
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
FIRE HANNY!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
This is not a closer, unless we're talking hitman closer cause he's killing us...
Must drink beer to sleep and forget Hanny…give me Clippard he’s on fire in Syracuse…
Struck out Stairs at least...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
RALLY CAPS...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
As you wish...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh sit down, Charlie...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
TWO-SPOT'S GONNA TIE IT!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
LET'S GO NJ!
KEEP THE RALLY GOING!
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
C'mon now, Zim!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
ZIM-MER-MAN! ZIM-MER-MAN! ZIM-MER-MAN!
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
ZIM!!! ALMOST!! STRAIGHTEN IT OUT!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Zim flies out, it's all up to J-Max...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahhh, the Nationals made everyone leave...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
Thanks.
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
There is no clutch...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
That's life "as" a Nationals' fan...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, crap. That sucked an enormous amount.
Hanrahan <> closer.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
New Title....
When 5 HR’s Aren’t Enough.
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
No, they weren't.
Losses to the Fillies are always the worst.
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Punchin' out...can't stands no more...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions
I HATE CITIZENS BANK PARK.
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
Dodgers @ Giants
The classic matchup just underway, top 2nd.
Those with XM can enjoy Jon Miller’s dulcet tones. Those with MLB online radio can listen him or Vin Scully.
You’re gone…
Let's all just come back tomorrow and pretend this never happened...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretend WHAT never happened?
[Whistles a happy tune.]
"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan
Momma says life is a box of chocolates...
But we’re here in Natstown and it’s 115 degrees and Chocolate is all over my pants. Thanks Natstown!!! At least the stain is in the front not the back..
Send the Nationals the bill for the chocolate on your pants.
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Send Hanrahan to Pluto!
Honestly, how long will it take Manny Acta to figure out Hanrahan will NEVER be a closer and probably not even a middling middle reliever?
In the post-game interview Manny just said when asked about Hanrahan as a closer, ""We’ll have to evaluate it. It’s not like we have Rollie Fingers or Mario Rivera in the bullpen. We don’t want to make a decision on just this game."
Really, Manny? How much more flop sweat and blown saves do we have to endure before you ship Hanrahan outta here? And while I’m on this rant, why did you pull Kip Wells?
Another seriously maddening collapse.
Hanrahan was given the closer's role when Rauch left...
…now make him earn it…give Mock a shot, with Hanny setting up or back in the 7th. If Mock blows it, bring up whoever’s getting the job done…whether it’s Clippard who’s reportedly hot now or anyone, but this just won’t do…I can’t take another 100 losses…
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
The End
speechless…
"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak
CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD
Who’s gonna light the corners with strikes
CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD
Who’s gonna make us forget Hanny….man I can’t finish my chant..
CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD
Git R Dunn and put’em in…

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