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GameThread: Washington Nationals at Philadelphia Phillies - Game 18 of 162.

Washington Nationals at Philadelphia Phillies, Apr 27, 2009 7:05 PM EDT



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Washington Nationals
@ Philadelphia Phillies

Monday, Apr 27, 2009, 7:05 PM EDT
Citizens Bank Park

Shairon Martis vs Joe Blanton

Clear. Game time temperature around 85.

?'s For The DC Faithful...

So The Way Things Are Going, We Just Assume This Is A Win, Right?

Think There's Any Chance Manny Acta Goes With The Dunn, Maxwell, Dukes Outfield?

When Was The Last Time Austin Kearns Hit A HR As Impressive As The One He Hit Yesterday, Going Straight-Center In Shea?

Do You Go With Dukes Or Maxwell In Center Tonight?

Can Ryan Zimmerman Hit In 16 Straight, And 17 Of 18?

Complete Coverage >


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DC Starting Lineup...

  1. Anderson "Elvis/A-Hands/Winter League" Hernandez - 2B
  2. Nick "Two-Spot" Johnson - 1B
  3. THE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!! - 3B
  4. The Big Walkay - LF
  5. Elijah "Super" Dukes - CF
  6. AK - RF
  7. WWJD - C
  8. Alberto "The General " Gonzalez... - SS
  9. Smarty - SP

On The Mound...

Joe Blanton and Shairon Martis faced off in Nationals Park back on April 16th, in one of the four games the Washington Nationals have managed to win three weeks into the season. Blanton gave up 8 hits and 3 ER in 6.0 IP. Shairon Martis, in earning the first of his two wins so far this year, went 6.1 innings on the mound and allowed 5 hits, 1 walk and 2 ER. The two right-handed starters meet again tonight in Citizens Bank Park, Philadelphia, PA, in the first of a three-game series between the NL East rivals...(ed. note - "Even if no one in the NL East will consider the Nationals their rivals...")

After the 4/16 loss to DC, Blanton's now (1-2) with a 5.33 ERA in 5 starts against Washington in his 6-year MLB career, having given up 34 hits and 19 R, 16 earned in 27.0 IP against the Nationals, who've hit .298 with 3 HR's and 9 walks off the Bowling Green, Kentucky native. 

The Nationals vs Blanton...

Ronnie Belliard - 3 for 8, .375 AVG, 1 2B, 1 RBI.

Alex Cintron - 2 for 5, .400 AVG. 

Elijah Dukes - 2 for 10, .200 AVG, 1 2B, 2 BB.

Adam Dunn - 1 for 6, .167 AVG, 1 HR, 3 RBI's. 

Nick Johnson - 4 for 6, .667 AVG, 1 2B, 3 RBI's. 

Ryan Zimmerman - 3 for 8, .375 AVG, 1 2B, 1 3B, 2 RBI's. 

Getting Our Bearings...

The Phillies (9-8) just took three straight from Florida (11-7) on the road and they return home a game and a half behind the NL East's 1st Place Marlins, who have lost six-straight now that they're not playing Washington (4-13) every day. The Mets take two of three at home against DC, and New York's now (8-10), in 4th Place in the NL East behind the Braves, Phillies and Marlins. Atlanta (9-9) just took 2 of 3 from Cincy in Ohio, and they return home to face St. Louis. The Mets and the Marlins meet up in NY and 90 minutes southeast of Citi Field it's the Phillies and Nationals in Philadelphia's miniature ballpark, Citizens Bank. 

The Mystery Of Daniel Cabrera's Velocity...

Both MLB.com's Bill Ladson, in an article entitled, "Cabrera's Velocity Drop Perplexing" and Washington Post writer Chico Harlan, in a Nationals Journal post entitled, "The Fireballer Without The Fire", wondered aloud this weekend about DC right-hander Daniel Cabrera's slowed fastball, which according to the calculations Mr. Harlan presents, has dropped from a 96.2 mph AVG in 2005 to 90.4 mph AVG so far this season. 

Both articles mention how Cabrera has begun to change his delivery in an attempt to throw more strikes, resulting in noticeably decreased velocity, but little or no improvement in terms of accuracy. I couldn't help but think, while reading both articles, of Baseball Prospectus' writer Eric Seidman's article* from early February '09 entitled, "Risking Daniel" in which Mr. Seidman noted that Cabrera, "In June ('08) began to tinker with his delivery", after his inability to locate anything other than his fastball had forced him to throw them exclusively, resulting, eventually in a marked decline in velocity. By the time he came to his, "final start on September 13," Mr. Seidman writes, "Cabrera's fastball averaged just 89.6 mph."

Cabrera's reliance on the fastball exclusively at the end of '08, prompted Mr. Seidman to speculate that, Cabrera might have suffered an injury that was, "...more serious than reported, hindering his ability to even throw breaking pitches." In Chico Harlan's Washington Post article, Mr. Harlan writes that, "The Nationals are convinced the problems are not injury-related", and Mr. Harlan quotes Nationals' Pitching Coach Randy St. Claire who states that, "In my mind, the velocity is still there...but he will have to make up his mind to get back to where it was."

Can Daniel Cabrera still dial it up? Is he injured? How long will the Nationals stick with the struggling righty in the starting rotation? Why is he deciding on his own to "tinker" with his delivery? What are your impressions of Cabrera so far?

(ed. note - " * = You'll need a subscription to Baseball Prospectus to read the article in its entirety. Which, once again, I highly recommend.")

Washington Times' writer Ben Goessling, in his enthusiastic Chatter post about DC rookie Jordan Zimmermann's performance on Sunday entitled, "Nats win 8-1", takes a moment to gaze into the future and speculate, that in 2010:

"Assuming the Nationals draft Stephen Strasburg (probably only something a surgeon could prevent at this point), the Nationals' rotation could look like this in a year: Strasburg, Zimmermann, Lannan, Olsen, Martis. Two left-handers, all 25 or under, only one under club control for less than four more seasons. That's how you start contending." 

Are you starting to believe?

STRASBURG FILES...

ESPN.com's Peter Gammons checked in again with more on Stephen Strasburg in a quick article entitled, "If the Nats want Strasburg, they'll have to pay up", in which Mr. Gammons offers the contract Mark Teixeira received from the Texas Rangers as another point of comparison for what the Nationals should be expecting to pay, as Mr. Gammons writes:

"With his signing bonus and three-year contract, Teixeira got $11 million. He then received salaries of $6.5 million, $9 million and $12.5 million, so he earned almost $40M for his first six years before signing his $180 million deal with the Yankees."

And if not Teixeira-money, Mr. Gammons once again mentions Daisuke Matsuzaka's deal for 6-years/$52 million...So now we've heard everything from $10-$60 million dollars, but definitely six years...which is why Mr. Gammons concludes his article by writing, "...Strasburg has an Aug. 15 deadline signing written all over him." Are you prepared to wait until the very last minute to find out if Strasburg signs? I remember last year checking in around the Nationals blogs all night just to see what happened with Aaron Crow only to be disappointed, please, let's not do that again?

And How About This?

At ESPN.com's MLB Draft Blog, Jason A. Churchill, in an article entitled, "Why drafting for need is a bad model", (which you'll need to be an ESPN Insider to read), writes that:

"If the Washington Nationals were to draft for 'need' this June, Stephen Strasburg would be left on the board because Washington's biggest need is catching and middle infielders. But there's virtually no chance they pass on the best pitching prospect to come along in decades." 

Jesus Flores is still young, Luke Montz questionable in my estimation, and they have Derek Norris and Adrian Nieto in the system, and outside of infielders Stephen King and Danny Espinosa, who are both at Class-A Potomac...what other infield prospects have caught your attention? As for pitchers, there's Collin Balester, Craig Stammen, Tyler Clippard, Ross Detwiler, Cory VanAllen, Luis Atilano, Jack McGeary...Does Mr. Churchill have a point? 

Over At John Sickels' SBN Blog, Minor League Ball, a writer named Andy Seiler has been conducting mock drafts, and in one of the latest entitled, "2009 Amateur Draft Mock #2 Round One", Mr. Seiler has Washington taking Stephen Strasburg with the first pick and University of Georgia First Baseman Rich Poythress with the 10th pick? As of today, Poythress, a 6'4'', 245lb, right-hander is hitting .414 with 13 doubles, 20 HR's and 70 RBI's in 169 at bats.

But that's all in the future...In the now...

To Get A Philly Fan's Perspective On The Upcoming Series, Check Out The SBN's Phillies Blog:

The Good Phight

Washington and Philadelphia get going at 7:05 pm EST in Philly.

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Smarty will give us a chance to win
I will be in front of the TV, ready to cheer on the Nats and boo the Phillies. My daughter was watching the Caps in the living room yesterday and I was glued tp the Nats game. We hollared so much the cats didn't know what was going on. Go, Nats!

by gengreen17 on Apr 27, 2009 11:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Ha!! Smarty!! I like that...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1 for Smarty!

Have we found the Elusive Martis Nickname? (At least for this week.)

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smarty ... cool!

Smarty
Smar-tay
Smair-ty
Smair-tay
S-Mart -tay
Shaimartay

A parody just popped in mind…

Throwing on Monday, he threw low and hard
Shai-ron ron-ron a Shai-ron-ron
1st inning he was sharp but didn’t lay down all cards
Shai-ron-ron-ron a Shai-ron-ron

Hey, He could strike ’em out
Hey, Their bats went all around
Hey, When they headed for the bench they shouted
Shai-ron-ron-ron a Shai-ron-ron

I am a idiot. Now you know why…

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love the chorus....... and love the tune....... verses not bad either....

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on dude you're being kind. Shai-ron-ron-ron a Shai-ron-ron

The group I use to sing with was the masters of parody.

google Da Vinci’s Notebook and look for our parody of Like a Rolling Stone / Ally McBeal

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Briiilllllliiant!!!!!! But now I'm going to have that "stuck in the middle..." of my "enormous.....

Yeah, I found some others too….. I really wanted to find your version of “Blue Moon”

As the kids say, “Yur teh famous!”

[makes me really wish I would have worked on “Pancho and Lefty” from the other thread. I coulda opened for you guys or more importantly, the publishing…]

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crow

I swear I heard before the draft last year that Crow’s agents told Bowden they had a list of demands that had to be met for the kid to sign with the Nats. So, naturally, Jimmy Napoleon Bowden takes that as a challenge to his manhood and drafts the kid…setting our pitching back another year.

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Alan Hendricks told Jim Bowden before the draft that Crow wanted two things: A major league contract and a “premium” signing bonus, well above slot. (Recommended for a ninth overall pick: $2,150,000.) Knowing that, the Nats took Crow. Crow has not changed his demands.

“If they weren’t willing to (meet those demands), they shouldn’t have drafted him,” Hendricks said.

by RoscoeNats on Apr 27, 2009 12:56 PM EDT reply actions  

E, I'd add one more pitcher to watch.

Graham Hicks. I don’t like to say “I have a feeling” about things, but I have a feeling about this kid. When he gets assigned from extended camp, I highly recommend watching him. He moved quickly from GCL to Vermont last year, that’s awesome for a high schooler. That’s within two months after being drafted. I figure he’ll start in Vermont and I bet by June he’s in Hagerstown. Just 19 yrs old, crap my oldest is 16 and I can’t get him out of bed in the morning, yet. He came to camp early on his own dime to work out with Randy St.C. Is that fire or what???

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Lineups...Meet the new lineup...same as the old lineup,

Hernandez – 4
Johnson – 3
Zimmerman – 5
Dunn – 7
Dukes – 8
Kearns – 9
Flores – 2
Gonzalez – 6
Martis – 1

by RoscoeNats on Apr 27, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

We gotta teach J-Max how to play a middle infield spot...

…the middle is the middle, right? He could handle it.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather teach we teach Acta how to make out a lineup card.......

J-Max Wants To Play!!!

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blechhh....... all that typing for nothing....

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I'm going to the Astros-Nats game next Monday...

If my pitcher counting is correct, that should be Olsen’s turn. Agree?

Anybody else going? There are a ton of front row seats in right field to the left of our bullpen.

by RoscoeNats on Apr 27, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

The "z" makes it edgy to connect with the Gen-X crowd...

…be home in an hour and watch DC in three…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

GEN-X!

REP!
RE!
SENT!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even cynical members of "Generation-X" like the Nats!

[Ironic finger-quotes]
“Groovy”
[/Ironic finger-quotes]

(A thread cookie for whoever knows the reference..)

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't wait to read where"groovy" comes from, from a Gen-Xrrr point of view.

I’m from that notorious “age of man” between Baby boomers and Gen Xrrrs
Children of the 80’s
Our motto
Crap what were we thinking!!!
We brought you.
Synth rock
Punk
Spandex
Cross gendered musician with the urge to make you hurt them
and so much more…

My question to you is….does the gen-x generation begin at Nirvana or Sound Garden???

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nirvana! Case closed.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brilliantly played good man.

Question: Does the 80’s get credit for the mullet?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, but let's blame that one on the Canadians though.

So, to recap yes to credit 80’s with mullet but the first sightings were those crazy hockey loving folk up north.

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

It just looked so cool flying out behind the helmet when you skated...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like there was a squirrel in the helmet...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, I love hockey!!! God bless hockey!!!

Go Caps!!! Brash is out but we still got Ovi….

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Canada my....

I’m American through and through but our Anthem ain’t as good as that…well God save the Queen is nice,too. Them Frenchies got a nice one as well. Hell anybodies is better than ours…..

I mean that from the bottom of my heart…

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jerry Garcia?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has he risen, yet!!!??

To find out you can take the blue pill or the red pill….

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then you can look like a statue at Nationals Park

Wow…What was that? Three degrees of separation?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Making a list of names never to call children...

Note to self never call children

  1. - Hunter
  2. - Thor
  3. - Uma ( Unless she is the ultimate in hot babes)
  4. - Moon Unit
  5. - Chipper

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 4:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. By the cheeriness of this crowd...

You’d never know that there’s a health epidemic out there. Damned Swine Flu.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

oh, and...

Go Nats! I can say that now without any reservation. Playing the Phillies. Booooooooo!!!!

On Friday I’ll be in section 128, row JJ with my “rain out” tickets, so that I can see Pujols launch baseballs into geosynchronous orbit.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just read that they cancelled a qualifier for the U17 world cup in Mexico

Darn flu.

Why name it seine flu? Did some one kissin’ a pig? oh never mind…

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

EET MOAR BAKKON!

Only YOU can prevent swine flu…

Besides, every one of Smarty’s starts is packed with powerful anti-oxidants and includes a full day’s supply of vitamin C (and haven’t our 4-5 rotation spots turned into quite a 1-2 punch? Yeah, I know… for now…).

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only Doghouse can possibly make this subject humorous.

I still can’t stop laughing. Now I know why your wife loves you.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude the 1, 4 & 5

That’s the classic blues progression

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, our rotation has certainly ME singing the blues so far...

[ba-DUMP!]

Thanks, folks, please tip the moderators—I’ll be here all week!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone's had a beer.

Or two.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, 40 comments before the Game starts...

LET’S GO NATS GO!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the heat.

90 degrees on April 27?! Must be related to swine flu.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some of them are even Nats-related!

LET’S GO NATS GO!!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

+ hahahahahahaha

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever you do, don't bite (or kiss some of you) any pigs...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too late

Oh no…

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone looking for a game recap is going to have to scroll, scroll, scroll to find it...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was under the impression anything goes prior to game time.

Besides, post-gamers aren’t true to the cause!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's your new trick from guitar students...

…classes take your mouse. Now using you index finger scroll from top to bottom, repeat and rinse with all your finger….

Now to patent it…

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

More irrelevance.

Time to make dinner before game time!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just read some replies to a post I made about picking up J. Zimm for my fantasy team.

What good stuff that was. ‘Preciate the love fellas.
Dual citizenship? Sweet! I’ll inform DHS immediately.
I think Berndaddy’s hypnotism was successful.

…Ah! My chicken is burning!!!!!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting nugget from MLBn (The Network)

They stated that J. Zimm is the first pitcher to go 2-0 for the Nationals since Randy Johnson with the Expos? Stat geeks, is that right? That seems like a tall tale. But why would The Network lie?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I heard that, too, somewhere...

…although the way I heard was that it was the first rookie to go 2-0 since Randy Johnson. Maybe it was the first rookie Nats/Expo… can’t recall where I saw it, though.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

That definitely makes more sense.

O.K. I think I’ve met my quota for baseball related posts.
I kidd.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

BEAT THE PHILLIES! (clapclap, clapclapclap) BEAT THE PHILLIES!! (clapclap, clapclapclap)!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 6:57 PM EDT reply actions  

clap clap, clap clap

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beat that too happy 'whateverthehellitis' mascot!

Clap clap, clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap clap, clap clap

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet even Anderson Hernandez can hit one out of this park...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Go "Winter League"............... clap............

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of hitting it out, HR Jesus was guest on C&D's pre-game show

The gist of his recent hitting surge was “I was overthinking it before. Now I’m more relaxed.”

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was he wearing his patented purple uniform?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't hit a little 'cuz he can't hit enough...

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two cheers for relaxing...I should be able to hit them out too then...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Citizen's Bank. Think about that in this day and age.

That’s laughable no?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

No apostrophe either...so stupid...(Them not you...)

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Caught that too????

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Willie Harris? Think he's a little further away...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just get the ball in the air people

The air is awfully thin. Home run time!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeez...

2 K’s arleady

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

edit

already

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Nick didn't swing that wasn't a strike...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, Zim, lay off the first pitches...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

He did work a full count out of it.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good AB in the end...darn immediate responses...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

E-gad

3 K’s

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Anderson made contact on his.......... just tryin' to be positive.......

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

BLANTON strikes out the side?

Let’s hope the ump is as generous with Smarty’s strike zone.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I just hope he doesn't try to outsmart himself.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah!!! Sheffied just flat out dropped one in left for the Mets...

…spend two days talking about that now, NY…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Most disseminaters of news are supposed to be first with the scoop

Mr. Editor!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Acc. to the timestamp we were tied...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time stamp my sweet a$$

You see who got posted first!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smarty comes back with a K of his own!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Smarty K's!

Sounds like a good kid’s cereal

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

4-pitch, two-out walk, the only way to make that worse is to add "bases-loaded" beginning...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 down

lets get some contact

by ryzim22 on Apr 27, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fly out then walking Utley.. ut-oh!

Howard is a K-machine… Howard is a K-machine..

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Ooh, one-pitch popout! Even better.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smart pitching

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

SMARTY pitching

Enjoy the curly-W pretzels!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some of that barbecue sauce dripped into the "y" on my keyboard

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stupid me, I don't want to miss the Opener at all, so I says to myself, "Self, you can get a curly-W pretzel at the next game..."

STUPID RAINOUT…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

This just in:

Maine hits Hanley Ramirez in the worst part of the wrist that a player can get hit on. He’s down hard.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Ooo, not good.

Not that I’m any big fan of the Fish, but you hate to see something like that—beat ‘em legit! Unless it’s Utley. (Kidding!… Probably.)

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then Cantu busts one up the middle

The best way to say “FU” to hitting our biggest threat.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pinch run. Ross Gload

I imagine X-Rays are in order.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

What I was thinking if you don't want to pitch to Utley, hit 'im......

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

More efficient than an IBB...

…and he probably deserves it most of the time.

(Okay, that was ungenerous. Some of the time.)

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunn, Dukes and AK...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Dunn-K strikes first....

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunn with a rap!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

The air just ain't hot enough.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

"Too high..."

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Victorino tracks down a deep shot from Dukes...

…to the only park of the park it wouldn’t go out…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

AK rips one to right and there are two on for "Clutchy" Flores...WWJD???

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He would save the Nats with a double

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blanton used it all in the first?

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Full count to Flores???

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

U don't f**k wit da Jezus!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

U don't walk-a d Jesus...

Not in front of the GENERAL!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh-heh

heh-heh

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

FLORES!!

Works a fantastic AB and gets the free pass to load ’em up for the General. Opening arguments?

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

NODP!NODP!NODP!NODP!NODP!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sac Fly!!! Like a real baseball team!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never thought Dunn would make it...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think Acta did either.

He was thinking: “Oh dear lord, let him make it.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Dunn might have BMB'd it...

BMB = Big Money Beltran = Don’t slide might get hurt…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dibble.

Just slap yourself for that last statement.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

what?

kearns with a single

by ryzim22 on Apr 27, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Old School" Kearns...a HR yesterday, and a line drive single today...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey!

Look at Kearnsy hitting the ball. MMMMMMM!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Blanton you ain't...

Nope. Don’t want to jinx it.

Is anyone gonna get that JINX FAQ started? I’m freaking out on what I can’t or shouldn’t say.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

1-3 lifetime vs. Blanton.......

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

A sac fly....... you don't see too many of those.......

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

GENERALISIMO!!!!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I was hoping Dunn would run their catcher over to make up for Flores...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahahaha

I would pay good money for that!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quick!

Get Dunn-kee an I.V. Gatorade! Something! I think I felt the ground shake.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Charlie and Dave say the roster move is to bring back TAWH.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

That's what someone reported yesterday. Willie on Tuesday and Guz on Thursday.

I assume Cintron, then……… well, it’s probably obvious it’s Maxwell……. dammit…

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

SMARTY!!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Dibble just call him

SHY-ron

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't that how you say it?

(Not being sarcastic, I thought it was Shy-ron.)

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shy-ron, mar-tiss...is correct...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I'll be.

I didn’t know the correct spelling of his name. Whoops. I thought it was Shiron. My bad!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not mar-teess?

(Again, ignorance not sarcasm.)

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I say: Thank you.

I had had enough of that at AA. But I didn’t even take your comment as sarcastic. This blog doesn’t have that tired flavor of sarcasm.

You cool man, you cool.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always thought it was "iss" that's how Sutton said it I think...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey.

Isn’t that your favorite beer commercial that was just on?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa! What a SmartY at bat!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW

Smarty helps out his own cause

by ryzim22 on Apr 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

SMARTY! Helps himself out...

…that’s smart. SMARTY smart!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Lead-off J-Max........... 0-0.... sigh...

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good for Lasto...I figured he'd struggle for a while til he got over getting sent down...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

must remain consistent

one decent night at the plate does not a major leaguer make. But then again, what would I know?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chico the reporter posts....

TAWH will be in the OF. J-Max will go down for more playing time.

Then Guzi will come back as leadoff hitter and Cintron or Gonzalez goes down.

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/nationalsjournal/2009/04/off_the_dl_arriving_at_a_new_p.html?wprss=nationalsjournal

by RoscoeNats on Apr 27, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cintron or Gonzalez? Cintron or Gonzalez? Hmmm...See ya Cintron

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leadoff walk to Werth, oy yoy yoy...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Willing to bet he was concerned about the fence.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

That fence doesn't look forgiving...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chain link fence. STOOO PID

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

St. Clair looked all business out there.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

shairon has to settle down

not all his fault
a dropped ball and a blooper

by ryzim22 on Apr 27, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

You can't rattle the rookie...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's too SmartY for that

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wondering

Are the home plate seats cheaper in Philly than elsewhere or do they just love their baseball more?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

No worries!

Shake it off SHY-RONE. Your bats will get it back for you.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, well, leading was fun...let's do it again...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Keep up the good vibes, Gotta go to a meeting for a while.....

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

We'll be ahead again when you return...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone please.

Get the Jinx FAQ up…
AND QUICK!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, before I even left....... Thanks, buddy!!!

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Catcher, Santos for the METS hits first major league home run

and it’s a GRAND SLAM!

not that anyone here cares.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Nick Johnson uses his Discerning Eye for a leadoff walk...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I bet he's the one you want at a buffet like restaurant

Hey! The heat is hot enough! HOME RUN!!!!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

THE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!! THE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

THEEEEEE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!!!! Two-run blast, 4-2 Nationals.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet SmartY comes out wit da bizness next inning!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zimmmmmmmmm

2 run home run
mlb leading 16 game hitting streak\

by ryzim22 on Apr 27, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

ZIM-MER-MAN! ZIM-MER-MAN!! ZIM-MER-MAN!!!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Straight-center for 16 straight!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it too early to talk about -

Of course it is Lou. Shut up.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe 45-ish...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunn... gets the True Outcome we don't want...

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

SOOPER DOOKS!!! GETS THE TRUE OUTCOME WE DO WANT!!!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heee... the Filly Fans booing sounds like "dooooks!"

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stupid Philly fans, we hear what we want!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phoolies.

Through and through.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

SUPER MUTHA F**K*N DOOKS!!!1

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

SUPER DUKES JUST HIT ONE TO THE CHEESESTEAK HUT!!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

DON'T YOU DARE SIT DUKES!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1 (for both)

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the hell can that possibly mean?
That’s over 900 feet of home run…Mumble, mumble.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Dukes + Zim...?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Understood but...

Just sounds ri-DONK-ulous.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fantasy goodness

My Nats quartet of J-Zimm, R-Zimm, Nicky and Dukes is doing quite well as of late.

And yeah, I’ll take the 2 HR to start the week. That’s awesome! Go Nats! And… go Utley and Werth ;)

Please Dukes, play nice with others and stay in the starting lineup.

by chem on Apr 27, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes.

I too am enjoying some early Monday stat love due to the crushing of balls by Nats bats.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've unfortunately for Anibal "Just Gave Up A Grand Slam" Sanchez pitching for my fantasy team...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

ho-ho-ho-ho-ho

I’d like to see what kind of team El Editor put together.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll post my lineup later...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh goody! (Rubbing hands together)

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know what that means Mezza.

You must go back to what you were doing. Those are the house rules. ;-)

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

no...not work!

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm.

O.K. then. Reprieve canceled. Welcome back!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Find the highlights if you missed them, they're worth it...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

will do.

Good to see Zim getting in on some power.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stupid Gameday!

You have to get Premium now to see the in-game videos… b@stards…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just noticed that!

That’s outrageous…

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got one worse than that.

I spent a great deal of money for MLB Extra Innings on DirecTV. Well, you can’t watch the game in HD unless you purchase the SUPER FAN add on. I would say more but I don’t want to go on an expletive filled tirade.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Always something extra for a little more...I have MLB.tv...if i get MLB.tv Premium I can watch six games at once...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

I imagine your computer almost melts at that point.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's exactly why I've never tried it, one makes my mac breathe heavy...

(in an exhausted sense)…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you for clarifying.

It’s a family blog.

In other new, TAWH back tomorrow, “will play more outfield” according to Manny, and they love J-Max, just need to have him playing every day.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ill have to get MLB.tv soon...

Looks like they have ironed the kinks out that they had early this season.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

SMARTY does it all!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillies seating behind home plate...

…also called Diamond club. Sold out for the season. Can’t find an actual price. Going on StubHub for 99 to 150 dollars.

Cheaper than NatsTown where they are always empty and go for $300.

by RoscoeNats on Apr 27, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Good stuff Roscoe.

I hate to say this but: Someone needs to learn a lesson from the Phillies organization.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I just saw some perfect defensive alignment...kinda stuff...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm always surprised when the shift works.

I mean, I guess that’s why they do it, but still…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

4-pitch, ain't giving you nothing to hit walk to Howard...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's go, Smarty! Steady!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smarty lets him fly out...(OK, I was a little worried...)

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think everything's out here...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

He literally sees food when the ball approaches the plate.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can't out SmartY the man!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

49 (25 strikes)

61 for Blanton…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha!

“E”, I just have to laugh when I see that guy get on t.v. and know that you didn’t. Man-o-man. You must have really flunked that audition.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

FLunked doesn't quite describe my complete lack of enthusiasm...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

(evil little laugh)

It’s o.k. buddy.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never claimed to be an actor, I would've written the best one...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually believe you.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually like Miss Chatter's with Lannan v Smoltz...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll keep an eye out for it.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa!

Look at the booth crew stylin!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Gapper for A-Hands, doubles with two-down...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL! Enough hair on it? Are you kidding?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

ELVIS IS IN THE BUILDING!

Sorry to bust out the caps lock early.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

uh-oh. Is that an understood rule here.

I was premature then.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Howard with the Nick Johnsonesque D on a Nick Johnson grounder...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, the tragic symmetry...

…but more symmetric if it had been DaMeat…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

You must carefully guard the power of the RALLY CAPS LOCK.

Unless you’re REALLY EXCITED

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well this is going to be a problem.

"E"’s posts always get me excited.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bob and Rob has a certain ring to it.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like some kind of insurance scam...

… like “bump and run”…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Austin Kearns robs the Dobber on a line drive to right...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Thaaaat's our Bluegrass!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that the official diagnosis...hoping it's not...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

That stinks...I love watching Hanley play, even when he's killing DC...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could have sworn Carpenter just said it.

I guess I’m liable now for that information. I’ll try to find a legit source before game is over.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 up, 3 down for Smarty...

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

59 pitches through 4...

only 32 for strikes… The word on him has always been a tendency to “nibble,” though.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are we destined to only win on Martis and Zim(nn)?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we could just score some effin' runs with Lannan in there...

…of course, he’s always up against Santana, Lowe or Hamels…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's called a change, Lou Marson. RECOGNIZE!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

(85 mph)? Maybe a slider...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to go out on a limb here.

Can it be assumed that the Nats have 2 (ahem) legit starters?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't diss "Cool Hand"!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let me check the jinx FAQ...

…sorry, you have to wait until their 10th starts. Rules, you know. You can still speculate it, however.. “The Nats may have 2 (ahem) legit starters.” But it has to be conditional under the AS break.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh snap!

You called me out on that one. Nice one though. Nice one.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Enough!
Carpenter: Pulled out the lumber Rob.
Dibble: Busted out the hittin sticks Bob.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

THE KIDS CALL HIM WHAT AGAIN?

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Upstairs something. LOL!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Darn it ryzim22!

THAT WARRANTS ALL CAPS!!!

But I can appreciate your deadpan style.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

There ya go fella!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, it's just wasteful for a single.

Although he did BEAT THE OVERSHIFT!! W00T!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone give that man a high-five!

HOLY COW!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

THE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!! THE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!!! THE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!!!!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

That's 2!!!??

Look Out!

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two absolute bombs!! Second deck in left here, straight center on the first...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

can he go 3?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blanton must be doing his Cartman impression

from last week’s episode, where Cartman’s catchphrase was simply:

“The f-ck”.

GO ZIM!

by chem on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Wah-HUH?

“Blanton re-wets his contact lenses.” Is that some baseball euphemism?

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Color me perplexed Doghouse.

Color me perplexed.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

[sorts through Crayola 128-pack with baffled look on face]

Would you settle for Burnt Umber?

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please!

Don’t you know I’m an Atomic Tangerine kind of guy?!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh. I love that the Wiki page has the RGB values for each color.

Wait, a color that’s a variant on orange used be called “Ultra Yellow”? Well, what’s more yellow than orange, I guess.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

AK with a 4-pitch walk that required minimal discernment.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

So long, Blanton...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Showers for Big Boy.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, Victorino totally robs Jesus!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm going to start calling Victorino, "Judas."

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's why the call him the, "The Flyin' Hawaiian..."

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't like him either, but he's fun to watch, non-stop hustler...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grit encased in fire!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which? I got the Philly-feed...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahahaha!

I think I was on the AA blog and one night and the entire thread was almost consumed about disgust for what commercials SNY was showing. It was absolutely hilarious.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Be thankful you're not listening to the radio.

The “I’m running out of time to tell you how you’re running out time to buy a Lexus commercial” is insanely annoying.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well...

Don’t hate Lexus owners just because of the commercial.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone ever hear the "Tell them about the discount, Harry" commercial?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Might be a NY thing...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

and by "the" I of course mean "they" call him that...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

A-Hands has a hit (1 for 3)

Im watching him closely, he needs to pick it up.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Good to see Manny having a easier day of it than normal.

But is it every easy being the mayor of NatsTown?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Well.

That was short lived. I guess that qualifies as jinx as well.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not technically a jinx.

It was indirect enough not to qualify, but it’s always good to be careful.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Steady up, Shairon!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Back to back singles off Martis in the 5th...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

bases loaded

you don’t run on kearns

by ryzim22 on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aiiee! Now 3!

You can never have enough runs in this dollhouse…

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by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Saint should be out to talk this one over.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

aah i ws right.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

No Problem, It's Ryan "DP" Howard up...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Make that 3, Martis needs a DP!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow. I can't believe they didn't send Rollins.

O.K. I think SHY-RONE is a little winded.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Rollins hesitated thinking Kearns had it...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.

Charlie and Dave pause to take a swipe at $itiField and how you can’t see the bullpens, unlike CB (mini-)Park.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haters!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kip-ster?

Or Beer Goggles.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hinck was loosening up...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doghouse.

Break out the color: Worried.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Well. Ouch.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kick in the balls ouch

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

405 ft later, the game is tied, Ryan Howard with the Salami...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Martis...

Almost Lou, almost.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Talk about taking the wind out of our sails.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

[as the blog gets eerily quiet]

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Martis comes right back and strikes out Werth.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Single by Ibanez...get someone up...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha...

I knew someone was going to revisit that post.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh, who wants a big win when you can have a dramatic one...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm guessing a PH leads off the 6th...

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

NO! Martis has to stay on, he's the only one that wins...(one of the two)...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Martis back out!

Immediately ahead 2-0… Help yourself out, Smarty!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very mysterious, Acta, I would've pulled him too..

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is unheard of!

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet Roscoe is fuming.

Grand slam followed by Heineken commercial

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Hell, he's burned 5 pitches already...

..someone’s got to get on base, here.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's batting?

By he I mean SHAIRON

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Martis rips one, right to Rollins...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

"[Taschner] is fooling no one and throwing a perfect inning of relief,"

laments Dave as Smarty stings one right into a glove…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Until A-Hands gets one over Victorino, and gets a home town double on a ball Victorino drops...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

A-Hands 2 for 4

Look out!

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flyin Hawaiian with a short approach.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

OH! Thought Nick had it...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

COULD BE 3

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Zimmerm...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

SAY IT "E"! JUST GO AHEAD AND SAY IT!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's getting nothing even close to hittable.

And they turn it intentional….

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

RESPECT!

Get ’em Dunn!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

PROPPAS!

Knock the dog s**t out of it Dunn!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Due what? A walk or a sliced single?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bunt in the park home run.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon Big Walky!

Set it up for Dukes’ 2nd dinger!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walky!! Walky!! Walky!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't that be a thing of beauty?

I would hope that “E” would allow at least one gargantuan gif by everyone if that happened.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Dukes hits another, You can have 2. Not on phone, don't know if anyone else is...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my!

The situation is set for me to go gif happy. AND I get plenty of time to search for the right one because of the replacement. Google Images here I come!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walky walks to load'em up for SUPER DUKES!!!

Show’em where to get Cheesesteaks, Elijah!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

THE PHILS ARE AFRAID

THEYRE DUNN FOR

I THOUGHT IT WAS CLEVER

by ryzim22 on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heee...

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

...man walks.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zimm up to .299!!! One more hit and it's .300-hitting Zim!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH! So close for NJ!

Ball is traveling like it’s in first class tonight.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh just put a pipe in it Carpenter!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

BIG WALKY!!!!

SOOPERDOOKS!!!!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Super Dukes! Super Dukes!! Super Dukes!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon EEE-LY-JA

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd take a walk here, too....

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

patience is a virtue

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Darn tension breaking foul...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walky, walky, walky!! 7-6 DC!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Austin "Grand Slam" Kearns up...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

2nd pitch swinging.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh..."Nice cut"?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-1 pitch coming, I dare you Condrey!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooooooooooo man!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dukes swinging for the fences.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

More from the two nut jobs
…Oh, about a country mile!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Well. Not a grand slam. But he's still

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

haha.. nice... NATS 7- Phils 6

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

SOOPER DOOKS!

WALKS IN A RUN!!!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

LOVE THEM WALKS!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seconded

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Let him throw the balls."

Advises Mrs. Doghouse.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

"Really, Austin?"

She admonishes one pitch later…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is she sauced?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only one beer in the Mrs. right now...

…I got a head start tonight.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Cheers!"

replies Mrs. D. with a chuckle.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chuckle returned.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

"That's good advice." - Jimmy Duggan.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man. This is turning into a great game. Can't wait to see what's in store for the relief.

goody, goody, goody, goody

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Think it's gonna be one of those marathons we always seem to get with Filly a few times each season?

Man, we were at the one in 07 that went like 15 innings and it was drizzling the whole time—they had a second Prez race in the 14th!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here in Philly they have a second last call...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

A situation like that would have warranted Teddy winning.

People who left the game wouldn’t believe it.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it time to take him out?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Acta with the confidence.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beer Goggles warming...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Martis done, with the lead...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

And a quick hook...

Leadoff walk = Beer Goggles to the rescue.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Roscoe. As cute as this girl in the Jeep commercial is.

It’s beginning to wear on me.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

You must be single. There’s no way a wife or a girlfriend would put up with that behavior.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow. Shairon looks dejected.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Rough outing for the kid...

…he probably really wanted to get an out or two into the 6th.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's go, Julian! Um, get all Calendar on their a$$!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

:-) I've got nothing.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

REALLY? A double to Feliz?

DCCT…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Correction:

Anybody but Dunn

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mrs D gives a disgusted "talk to the hand" wave...

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

And went with more of a dismissive head shake, and a tsk noise...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went, sorry.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Defense.

Wins championships?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, Dunn!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

No.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF?

Someone call it! Someone take charge!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Ahhhhh crap...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

No win for Smarty...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I can't believe this.

Dammit, Zimmy! Give us the hilight reel stuff!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

*SIGH*

And normal service is resumed.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

(laughs) thanks, that broke my moodiness...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's just keep quiet about Canada until we flee there to escape the Pig Virus...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I’m driving!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does back-bacon confer immunity?

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man that's rich.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

what about pork chops?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hog maws?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's hope so, I've gained 40lbs since I plugged in to this blog...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's already here...there is no escape.

Head for the bunkers.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't you find it strange that the only people that have died

so far

are in Mexico.

Conspiracy?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

and men between 20 and 40

look out all.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah! I'm an old fart.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mezza, is that right?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

according to our govt info it is.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I find it even more hilarious that you refer to it as the:

Pig Virus as opposed to swine.

I can hardly see the computer monitor because of the tears in my eyes. Oh geez that was hilarious.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

+.5

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was that ruled and E?

How the hell do u double to 3rd base?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perfect bloop to no-man's land...

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut 'em down, Tavarez!

Time to strike out the side!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Tavarez gets the groundout and Manny's making moves...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hink on

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Salty veteran!'

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

NJ!

“The throw was so bad, it was good!” marvels Dave…

DCCT?

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Dunn was still at the wall catching his breath when Zim missed that...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good heavens, this game is actually driving Mrs. Doghouse to do laundry!

I have mixed emotions right now. Of course, I’ll probably be on the hook to fold later…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooops, Sorry Utley. That was Manny's Idea.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

WoodHincked by the first pitch!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Well. Hinckley decides it isn't interesting enough...

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Stop throwing the curve, Hinck! Please...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright, resume curves now...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least, stop throwing it AT PEOPLE'S HEADS!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good thing he ducked, he should've taken a curve...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 straight curves (so to speak)

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bases loaed again?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

nice to give Howard a 2nd shot at a Salami

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone please go out and talk to him.

Zimmerman! This is when you do something!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

"throw more strikes"

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

NJ!NJ!NJ!NJ!NJ!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

"What a fortunate, fortunate break that was," understates Dave.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's really on top of his game tonight, isn't he?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good thing this isn't voice activated, I just curse up a blue streak!!! NICK!!!!!

Blue streak = old timey phrase the original use of which is long forgotten.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ignorant thank you for clarifying.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

YEAH NICK!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

OH BEAUTIFUL!

ryzim22! CAPS TIME!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

BOUT TIME WE GOT SOME LUCK

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

You remind me of

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Howard WoodHincked into a DP!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

WWJD?

Pretend the bases are loaded!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Tonight's Title Battle:

Even the Kids In Philly Call Him Zim!!

or

Show’em Where They Sell The Cheesesteaks, Eijah!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Hee, hee... I gotta go with #2...

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

STOP! Hammer Time...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

pull out the parachute pants

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the activator!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Josh

“Building NatsTown” Willinghammer

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

DO HURT 'EM HAMMER!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Good take on the high 2-2 pitch...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good take on ball four...I mean, strike three...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

D'oh!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh...

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Kip in to keep it all together.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, Cordero's pitch...oh, it's Kip Wells.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not bad Mezza

Not bad at all.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Approaching 600 comments, is it slowing on anyone? I can open another thread...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

not here Captain

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Overflow thread? W00T11!!!1!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time for the Kip Wells Experience!

Groove your way into a 1-2-3…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

phillies trivia question

who is the first 3 generation family in MLB??

by ryzim22 on Apr 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

lazy answer

Ripkens?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

D'oh!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do you know he didn't cheat?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because I did.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

So that “Whoo Hoo” is ill founded I presume.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

That and 16 quarters will get you 8 hours of parking on Buzzard's Point.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You and I have trampled over some of the same ground good sir.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

NDU or CGHQ?

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's like my Grandma used to say: "That and a nickel gets you 5 cents of candy"...

My Grandma never said that.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

One more Mets from Sat

who has won the most nl batting titles

by ryzim22 on Apr 27, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't sign that ledger!

Commissioner! What say ye?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had to phone a friend and it cost me...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fielders?

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boone's?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boones...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

DamN!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow! Blondie in the red top lookin' quite good.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

pictures?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's gonna be tough.

Saw her on the t.v.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

"The pesky Eric Bruntlett to the plate."

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

He is a PIA...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very Wells!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Wells done!! (Giggity, giggity)...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now I know the

real you “E”

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alls Well

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please, no more!

I mean, this is all Wells and good…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wells, now it's over.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wells is giving them a Kip...

Ok, ill stop.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon Elvis!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Uhh-uhhhh-hhuh!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's gonna wear his knees out over the years...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gets the free pass!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

A-Hands 2 for 4, with BB.

Nice work from him…

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like an actual leadoff guy...

…someone doesn’t want to find a place in Syracuse?

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

not in control of computer signing off

be ready for tommorrows trivia
Lets go Nats

by ryzim22 on Apr 27, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Later, sir! We'll win it for ya!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once again.

Someone fails to heed the unwritten rule.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

peace out Deadpan

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eyre is NJ's nemesis?

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

The Anti-Nick...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not anymore!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

EYRE SERVES IT UP AND NICK JOHNSON DESTROYS IT!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOT TONIGHT!!!

WOO-HOO! NJ GOES YARD!!!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Take THAT 1-12..." snarks Dave...

“You figure they’ve hit a quarter mile of home runs tonight…”

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Absurd.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

DDDDDDDDD

AMN!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

2nd deck sweet Jeebus

Eyre-Eyre!!!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

DO NOT TRADE NICK JOHNSON! SIGN HIM!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehe... or maybe his value is better now...

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Nats would be absolutely dumb to break up these bats.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I accept that NJ might get traded...

…but please, NOT UNTIL THE DEADLINE!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

for an arm?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

or middle IF

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

NIIIIIIICKKCKCKCKKCCKKCKCKCK!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

+ cleaning products!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.

It’s already on the spin cycle. And that’s not a euphemism.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

giggle

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

this game has it all.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

The pitcher be scared.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

And now Zimmy gets a free pass!

Bust this game wide open, Nats!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

UH-OH!!! ADAM DUNN GOES DEEP!!!! DEEEP DEEP!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

SHAKE N BAKE!!! SHAKE N BAKE!!! SHAKE N BAKE!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

So far, Dunn's has been the shortest HR!

C&D are teasing him about having the “runt of the litter.”

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

ADAM DUNN GOES

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's our TRUE OUTCOME!!!

Mrs. Doghouse apologizes for the earlier “talk to the hand.”

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Mrs. Doghouse is forgiven. Tell her to have one on Lou

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Elijah Dukes uses the Discerning Eye...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 HRs... what is the Nats record?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I think they just tied it.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah Bob. I'm going to Phil sorry for the Phillies.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Dunn may know how to hit

but he sure as hell doesn’t know how to chew gum.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

A fly ball that's not a HR, go figure.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zing!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would be an IF pop in NatsPark.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as he doesn't trip jogging around the bases, we'll be fine.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just remember, No lead is safe here, gotta shut the Phils down.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

+many (outs)

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

No jinx here.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good to see some smiles in the....Doh!

Just wait Lou, just wait.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Who comes out to pitch the 8th?

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Dibble made ref. to Mock

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

MOCK! MOCK! MOCK! MOCK!

(Sorry for this, but Please not Sa-ool!)

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

is Beimel back yet?

could be Mock’d

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

no sir.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? This is what MASN is paying for?
“The Nationals have really but a crack in that bell haven’t they?”

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

what does that mean?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Liberty Bell in Philadelphia, the Nationals have put a crack in it...bad american humor...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep... thats bad

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

O.K.

How did my later time stamp get precedence over your post “E”?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't on this end...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

peculiar

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you reload the page it comes up in timestamp order.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm.

So the timestamps are just a Big Brother admin device to see when hated Mets fans post. Got it!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh "but-a-crack"...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Charlie and Dave should be radio AND tv.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maxwell on in left and The MOCK is on!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

J-Max

cool nickname.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

This just in:

METS WIN!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

BoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

You fool! Don't you see the bigger picture? :-)

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lou Marson just got...

MOCK’d!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

hehe.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hanny warming...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh...

In THIS ballpark, a 4-run lead would be a save situation…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

here's hoping.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pedro singles...

…to set up the DP…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon Mock, we're cheering for ya, you have a nickname, throw strikes!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Dukes' arm holds the runner at third on Rollins' double...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmm....

he needs to get out of this…

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, traded a run for an out...

…we’re good, we’re good.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

NIce toss by Kearns, almost nailed Speedy Jimmy...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. Not with that guy on deck.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haven't seen Maxwell's...interested though?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, how IS J-Max's arm?

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I personally have not seen him throw from the outfield.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh...bringing in Hanrahan to calm things down...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

CALM?!

He has good #’s against Howard, though (0-7).

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should've have somehow denoted the saracastic "calm"...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sending the Nationals my Tums bill...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehe... i reckon...almost time for Joel Coronary

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh dear...

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, we do not need it to be this "interesting," Garrett.

Hanny coming in for the 4-out save, as I look for my nitroglycerin pills…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Chase that junk, Howard...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

warm up Lannan.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bergie, Saul...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, my. Oh, my, oh my, oh my.

This is a nervous moment.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

"Wild" pitch moves Utley up...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon guy. Don't try to be cute. Just pitch.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Hanny puts back the force play...

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

He wasn't giving Howard anything...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't disagree. But don't walk Werth!

Mrs. D is sputtering with rage.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've just reached a level or eery calm...it's like all the losing is just beautiful now...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

and by "eery" i mean "eerie"...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

That means:

You have passed on.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't feel like we were ahead by 2 runs when we were ahead by 4 runs...

In the sense of not feeling like we were ahead by much, that is.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Washington Nationals: no lead is safe!

by boteman on Apr 27, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Over throwing.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Get well soon, Beimel...

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Hanny to Syracuse.

Sorry, kid. You don’t have the “makeup.”

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

good night.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

You have to be ^$&&($*!&!!#$*#! kidding me....

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

"Are you f****** s***** me?!"

sez Mrs. D…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

“Hanrahan is our closer, no matter what.” /ntr Manny

by boteman on Apr 27, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't blame the ballpark for that one...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't make me start a "Fire Manny" meme.

Is something’s not working—CHANGE IT!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

FIRE HANNY!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll settle for that.

For now.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is not a closer, unless we're talking hitman closer cause he's killing us...

Must drink beer to sleep and forget Hanny…give me Clippard he’s on fire in Syracuse…

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Finish blowing up the bullpen!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Struck out Stairs at least...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay kids, it's RALLY TIME!!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

RALLY CAPS...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

GET ON BASE, ELVIS!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

As you wish...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh sit down, Charlie...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut up, Manuel!

Elvis is safe.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWO-SPOT'S GONNA TIE IT!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

LET'S GO NJ!

KEEP THE RALLY GOING!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon now, Zim!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZIM-MER-MAN! ZIM-MER-MAN! ZIM-MER-MAN!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

ZIM!!! ALMOST!! STRAIGHTEN IT OUT!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zim flies out, it's all up to J-Max...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

COME ON J-MAX! TIE THIS GAME!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Ahhh, the Nationals made everyone leave...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is no clutch...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's life "as" a Nationals' fan...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Heh.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, crap. That sucked an enormous amount.

Hanrahan <> closer.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

New Title....

When 5 HR’s Aren’t Enough.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Punchin' out...can't stands no more...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I HATE CITIZENS BANK PARK.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

SEND JOEL HANRAHAN TO DOUBLE A

I LIVE NEAR SYRACUSE i DON’T WANT HIM THERE

THIS IS REDICUOLOUS

by ryzim22 on Apr 27, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dodgers @ Giants

 The classic matchup just underway, top 2nd.

Those with XM can enjoy Jon Miller’s dulcet tones. Those with MLB online radio can listen him or Vin Scully.

You’re gone…

by boteman on Apr 27, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's all just come back tomorrow and pretend this never happened...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretend WHAT never happened?

[Whistles a happy tune.]

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 28, 2009 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Momma says life is a box of chocolates...

But we’re here in Natstown and it’s 115 degrees and Chocolate is all over my pants. Thanks Natstown!!! At least the stain is in the front not the back..

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Send the Nationals the bill for the chocolate on your pants.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Send Hanrahan to Pluto!

Honestly, how long will it take Manny Acta to figure out Hanrahan will NEVER be a closer and probably not even a middling middle reliever?

In the post-game interview Manny just said when asked about Hanrahan as a closer, ""We’ll have to evaluate it. It’s not like we have Rollie Fingers or Mario Rivera in the bullpen. We don’t want to make a decision on just this game."

Really, Manny? How much more flop sweat and blown saves do we have to endure before you ship Hanrahan outta here? And while I’m on this rant, why did you pull Kip Wells?

Another seriously maddening collapse.

by MissB on Apr 27, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Hanrahan was given the closer's role when Rauch left...

…now make him earn it…give Mock a shot, with Hanny setting up or back in the 7th. If Mock blows it, bring up whoever’s getting the job done…whether it’s Clippard who’s reportedly hot now or anyone, but this just won’t do…I can’t take another 100 losses…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Apr 27, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

The End

speechless…

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 28, 2009 1:04 AM EDT reply actions  

CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD

Who’s gonna light the corners with strikes
CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD
Who’s gonna make us forget Hanny….man I can’t finish my chant..
CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD, CLIPPARD
Git R Dunn and put’em in…

by Berndaddy on Apr 28, 2009 10:15 AM EDT reply actions  

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