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GameThread: Washington Nationals at Philadelphia Phillies - Game 18 of 162.

Washington Nationals at Philadelphia Phillies, Apr 27, 2009 7:05 PM EDT



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Washington Nationals
@ Philadelphia Phillies

Monday, Apr 27, 2009, 7:05 PM EDT
Citizens Bank Park

Shairon Martis vs Joe Blanton

Clear. Game time temperature around 85.

?'s For The DC Faithful...

So The Way Things Are Going, We Just Assume This Is A Win, Right?

Think There's Any Chance Manny Acta Goes With The Dunn, Maxwell, Dukes Outfield?

When Was The Last Time Austin Kearns Hit A HR As Impressive As The One He Hit Yesterday, Going Straight-Center In Shea?

Do You Go With Dukes Or Maxwell In Center Tonight?

Can Ryan Zimmerman Hit In 16 Straight, And 17 Of 18?

Complete Coverage >


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DC Starting Lineup...

  1. Anderson "Elvis/A-Hands/Winter League" Hernandez - 2B
  2. Nick "Two-Spot" Johnson - 1B
  3. THE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!! - 3B
  4. The Big Walkay - LF
  5. Elijah "Super" Dukes - CF
  6. AK - RF
  7. WWJD - C
  8. Alberto "The General " Gonzalez... - SS
  9. Smarty - SP

On The Mound...

Joe Blanton and Shairon Martis faced off in Nationals Park back on April 16th, in one of the four games the Washington Nationals have managed to win three weeks into the season. Blanton gave up 8 hits and 3 ER in 6.0 IP. Shairon Martis, in earning the first of his two wins so far this year, went 6.1 innings on the mound and allowed 5 hits, 1 walk and 2 ER. The two right-handed starters meet again tonight in Citizens Bank Park, Philadelphia, PA, in the first of a three-game series between the NL East rivals...(ed. note - "Even if no one in the NL East will consider the Nationals their rivals...")

After the 4/16 loss to DC, Blanton's now (1-2) with a 5.33 ERA in 5 starts against Washington in his 6-year MLB career, having given up 34 hits and 19 R, 16 earned in 27.0 IP against the Nationals, who've hit .298 with 3 HR's and 9 walks off the Bowling Green, Kentucky native. 

The Nationals vs Blanton...

Ronnie Belliard - 3 for 8, .375 AVG, 1 2B, 1 RBI.

Alex Cintron - 2 for 5, .400 AVG. 

Elijah Dukes - 2 for 10, .200 AVG, 1 2B, 2 BB.

Adam Dunn - 1 for 6, .167 AVG, 1 HR, 3 RBI's. 

Nick Johnson - 4 for 6, .667 AVG, 1 2B, 3 RBI's. 

Ryan Zimmerman - 3 for 8, .375 AVG, 1 2B, 1 3B, 2 RBI's. 

Getting Our Bearings...

The Phillies (9-8) just took three straight from Florida (11-7) on the road and they return home a game and a half behind the NL East's 1st Place Marlins, who have lost six-straight now that they're not playing Washington (4-13) every day. The Mets take two of three at home against DC, and New York's now (8-10), in 4th Place in the NL East behind the Braves, Phillies and Marlins. Atlanta (9-9) just took 2 of 3 from Cincy in Ohio, and they return home to face St. Louis. The Mets and the Marlins meet up in NY and 90 minutes southeast of Citi Field it's the Phillies and Nationals in Philadelphia's miniature ballpark, Citizens Bank. 

The Mystery Of Daniel Cabrera's Velocity...

Both MLB.com's Bill Ladson, in an article entitled, "Cabrera's Velocity Drop Perplexing" and Washington Post writer Chico Harlan, in a Nationals Journal post entitled, "The Fireballer Without The Fire", wondered aloud this weekend about DC right-hander Daniel Cabrera's slowed fastball, which according to the calculations Mr. Harlan presents, has dropped from a 96.2 mph AVG in 2005 to 90.4 mph AVG so far this season. 

Both articles mention how Cabrera has begun to change his delivery in an attempt to throw more strikes, resulting in noticeably decreased velocity, but little or no improvement in terms of accuracy. I couldn't help but think, while reading both articles, of Baseball Prospectus' writer Eric Seidman's article* from early February '09 entitled, "Risking Daniel" in which Mr. Seidman noted that Cabrera, "In June ('08) began to tinker with his delivery", after his inability to locate anything other than his fastball had forced him to throw them exclusively, resulting, eventually in a marked decline in velocity. By the time he came to his, "final start on September 13," Mr. Seidman writes, "Cabrera's fastball averaged just 89.6 mph."

Cabrera's reliance on the fastball exclusively at the end of '08, prompted Mr. Seidman to speculate that, Cabrera might have suffered an injury that was, "...more serious than reported, hindering his ability to even throw breaking pitches." In Chico Harlan's Washington Post article, Mr. Harlan writes that, "The Nationals are convinced the problems are not injury-related", and Mr. Harlan quotes Nationals' Pitching Coach Randy St. Claire who states that, "In my mind, the velocity is still there...but he will have to make up his mind to get back to where it was."

Can Daniel Cabrera still dial it up? Is he injured? How long will the Nationals stick with the struggling righty in the starting rotation? Why is he deciding on his own to "tinker" with his delivery? What are your impressions of Cabrera so far?

(ed. note - " * = You'll need a subscription to Baseball Prospectus to read the article in its entirety. Which, once again, I highly recommend.")

Washington Times' writer Ben Goessling, in his enthusiastic Chatter post about DC rookie Jordan Zimmermann's performance on Sunday entitled, "Nats win 8-1", takes a moment to gaze into the future and speculate, that in 2010:

"Assuming the Nationals draft Stephen Strasburg (probably only something a surgeon could prevent at this point), the Nationals' rotation could look like this in a year: Strasburg, Zimmermann, Lannan, Olsen, Martis. Two left-handers, all 25 or under, only one under club control for less than four more seasons. That's how you start contending." 

Are you starting to believe?

STRASBURG FILES...

ESPN.com's Peter Gammons checked in again with more on Stephen Strasburg in a quick article entitled, "If the Nats want Strasburg, they'll have to pay up", in which Mr. Gammons offers the contract Mark Teixeira received from the Texas Rangers as another point of comparison for what the Nationals should be expecting to pay, as Mr. Gammons writes:

"With his signing bonus and three-year contract, Teixeira got $11 million. He then received salaries of $6.5 million, $9 million and $12.5 million, so he earned almost $40M for his first six years before signing his $180 million deal with the Yankees."

And if not Teixeira-money, Mr. Gammons once again mentions Daisuke Matsuzaka's deal for 6-years/$52 million...So now we've heard everything from $10-$60 million dollars, but definitely six years...which is why Mr. Gammons concludes his article by writing, "...Strasburg has an Aug. 15 deadline signing written all over him." Are you prepared to wait until the very last minute to find out if Strasburg signs? I remember last year checking in around the Nationals blogs all night just to see what happened with Aaron Crow only to be disappointed, please, let's not do that again?

And How About This?

At ESPN.com's MLB Draft Blog, Jason A. Churchill, in an article entitled, "Why drafting for need is a bad model", (which you'll need to be an ESPN Insider to read), writes that:

"If the Washington Nationals were to draft for 'need' this June, Stephen Strasburg would be left on the board because Washington's biggest need is catching and middle infielders. But there's virtually no chance they pass on the best pitching prospect to come along in decades." 

Jesus Flores is still young, Luke Montz questionable in my estimation, and they have Derek Norris and Adrian Nieto in the system, and outside of infielders Stephen King and Danny Espinosa, who are both at Class-A Potomac...what other infield prospects have caught your attention? As for pitchers, there's Collin Balester, Craig Stammen, Tyler Clippard, Ross Detwiler, Cory VanAllen, Luis Atilano, Jack McGeary...Does Mr. Churchill have a point? 

Over At John Sickels' SBN Blog, Minor League Ball, a writer named Andy Seiler has been conducting mock drafts, and in one of the latest entitled, "2009 Amateur Draft Mock #2 Round One", Mr. Seiler has Washington taking Stephen Strasburg with the first pick and University of Georgia First Baseman Rich Poythress with the 10th pick? As of today, Poythress, a 6'4'', 245lb, right-hander is hitting .414 with 13 doubles, 20 HR's and 70 RBI's in 169 at bats.

But that's all in the future...In the now...

To Get A Philly Fan's Perspective On The Upcoming Series, Check Out The SBN's Phillies Blog:

The Good Phight

Washington and Philadelphia get going at 7:05 pm EST in Philly.

Who's Watching The Nationals?

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Smarty will give us a chance to win
I will be in front of the TV, ready to cheer on the Nats and boo the Phillies. My daughter was watching the Caps in the living room yesterday and I was glued tp the Nats game. We hollared so much the cats didn't know what was going on. Go, Nats!

by gengreen17 on Apr 27, 2009 11:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ha!! Smarty!! I like that...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1 for Smarty!

Have we found the Elusive Martis Nickname? (At least for this week.)

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Smarty ... cool!

Smarty
Smar-tay
Smair-ty
Smair-tay
S-Mart -tay
Shaimartay

A parody just popped in mind…

Throwing on Monday, he threw low and hard
Shai-ron ron-ron a Shai-ron-ron
1st inning he was sharp but didn’t lay down all cards
Shai-ron-ron-ron a Shai-ron-ron

Hey, He could strike ’em out
Hey, Their bats went all around
Hey, When they headed for the bench they shouted
Shai-ron-ron-ron a Shai-ron-ron

I am a idiot. Now you know why…

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Love the chorus....... and love the tune....... verses not bad either....

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on dude you're being kind. Shai-ron-ron-ron a Shai-ron-ron

The group I use to sing with was the masters of parody.

google Da Vinci’s Notebook and look for our parody of Like a Rolling Stone / Ally McBeal

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Briiilllllliiant!!!!!! But now I'm going to have that "stuck in the middle..." of my "enormous.....

Yeah, I found some others too….. I really wanted to find your version of “Blue Moon”

As the kids say, “Yur teh famous!”

[makes me really wish I would have worked on “Pancho and Lefty” from the other thread. I coulda opened for you guys or more importantly, the publishing…]

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crow

I swear I heard before the draft last year that Crow’s agents told Bowden they had a list of demands that had to be met for the kid to sign with the Nats. So, naturally, Jimmy Napoleon Bowden takes that as a challenge to his manhood and drafts the kid…setting our pitching back another year.

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Alan Hendricks told Jim Bowden before the draft that Crow wanted two things: A major league contract and a “premium” signing bonus, well above slot. (Recommended for a ninth overall pick: $2,150,000.) Knowing that, the Nats took Crow. Crow has not changed his demands.

“If they weren’t willing to (meet those demands), they shouldn’t have drafted him,” Hendricks said.

by RoscoeNats on Apr 27, 2009 12:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

E, I'd add one more pitcher to watch.

Graham Hicks. I don’t like to say “I have a feeling” about things, but I have a feeling about this kid. When he gets assigned from extended camp, I highly recommend watching him. He moved quickly from GCL to Vermont last year, that’s awesome for a high schooler. That’s within two months after being drafted. I figure he’ll start in Vermont and I bet by June he’s in Hagerstown. Just 19 yrs old, crap my oldest is 16 and I can’t get him out of bed in the morning, yet. He came to camp early on his own dime to work out with Randy St.C. Is that fire or what???

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 2:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lineups...Meet the new lineup...same as the old lineup,

Hernandez – 4
Johnson – 3
Zimmerman – 5
Dunn – 7
Dukes – 8
Kearns – 9
Flores – 2
Gonzalez – 6
Martis – 1

by RoscoeNats on Apr 27, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We gotta teach J-Max how to play a middle infield spot...

…the middle is the middle, right? He could handle it.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather teach we teach Acta how to make out a lineup card.......

J-Max Wants To Play!!!

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blechhh....... all that typing for nothing....

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I'm going to the Astros-Nats game next Monday...

If my pitcher counting is correct, that should be Olsen’s turn. Agree?

Anybody else going? There are a ton of front row seats in right field to the left of our bullpen.

by RoscoeNats on Apr 27, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The "z" makes it edgy to connect with the Gen-X crowd...

…be home in an hour and watch DC in three…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GEN-X!

REP!
RE!
SENT!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even cynical members of "Generation-X" like the Nats!

[Ironic finger-quotes]
“Groovy”
[/Ironic finger-quotes]

(A thread cookie for whoever knows the reference..)

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't wait to read where"groovy" comes from, from a Gen-Xrrr point of view.

I’m from that notorious “age of man” between Baby boomers and Gen Xrrrs
Children of the 80’s
Our motto
Crap what were we thinking!!!
We brought you.
Synth rock
Punk
Spandex
Cross gendered musician with the urge to make you hurt them
and so much more…

My question to you is….does the gen-x generation begin at Nirvana or Sound Garden???

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nirvana! Case closed.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brilliantly played good man.

Question: Does the 80’s get credit for the mullet?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, but let's blame that one on the Canadians though.

So, to recap yes to credit 80’s with mullet but the first sightings were those crazy hockey loving folk up north.

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It just looked so cool flying out behind the helmet when you skated...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like there was a squirrel in the helmet...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, I love hockey!!! God bless hockey!!!

Go Caps!!! Brash is out but we still got Ovi….

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Canada my....

I’m American through and through but our Anthem ain’t as good as that…well God save the Queen is nice,too. Them Frenchies got a nice one as well. Hell anybodies is better than ours…..

I mean that from the bottom of my heart…

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jerry Garcia?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has he risen, yet!!!??

To find out you can take the blue pill or the red pill….

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And then you can look like a statue at Nationals Park

Wow…What was that? Three degrees of separation?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

George Bernard Shaw

Youth is wasted on the young.”

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Making a list of names never to call children...

Note to self never call children

  1. - Hunter
  2. - Thor
  3. - Uma ( Unless she is the ultimate in hot babes)
  4. - Moon Unit
  5. - Chipper

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 4:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow. By the cheeriness of this crowd...

You’d never know that there’s a health epidemic out there. Damned Swine Flu.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh, and...

Go Nats! I can say that now without any reservation. Playing the Phillies. Booooooooo!!!!

On Friday I’ll be in section 128, row JJ with my “rain out” tickets, so that I can see Pujols launch baseballs into geosynchronous orbit.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just read that they cancelled a qualifier for the U17 world cup in Mexico

Darn flu.

Why name it seine flu? Did some one kissin’ a pig? oh never mind…

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

EET MOAR BAKKON!

Only YOU can prevent swine flu…

Besides, every one of Smarty’s starts is packed with powerful anti-oxidants and includes a full day’s supply of vitamin C (and haven’t our 4-5 rotation spots turned into quite a 1-2 punch? Yeah, I know… for now…).

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only Doghouse can possibly make this subject humorous.

I still can’t stop laughing. Now I know why your wife loves you.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude the 1, 4 & 5

That’s the classic blues progression

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, our rotation has certainly ME singing the blues so far...

[ba-DUMP!]

Thanks, folks, please tip the moderators—I’ll be here all week!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone's had a beer.

Or two.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, 40 comments before the Game starts...

LET’S GO NATS GO!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's the heat.

90 degrees on April 27?! Must be related to swine flu.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some of them are even Nats-related!

LET’S GO NATS GO!!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+ hahahahahahaha

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whatever you do, don't bite (or kiss some of you) any pigs...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too late

Oh no…

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone looking for a game recap is going to have to scroll, scroll, scroll to find it...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was under the impression anything goes prior to game time.

Besides, post-gamers aren’t true to the cause!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's your new trick from guitar students...

…classes take your mouse. Now using you index finger scroll from top to bottom, repeat and rinse with all your finger….

Now to patent it…

by Berndaddy on Apr 27, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

More irrelevance.

Time to make dinner before game time!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just read some replies to a post I made about picking up J. Zimm for my fantasy team.

What good stuff that was. ‘Preciate the love fellas.
Dual citizenship? Sweet! I’ll inform DHS immediately.
I think Berndaddy’s hypnotism was successful.

…Ah! My chicken is burning!!!!!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Interesting nugget from MLBn (The Network)

They stated that J. Zimm is the first pitcher to go 2-0 for the Nationals since Randy Johnson with the Expos? Stat geeks, is that right? That seems like a tall tale. But why would The Network lie?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 6:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I heard that, too, somewhere...

…although the way I heard was that it was the first rookie to go 2-0 since Randy Johnson. Maybe it was the first rookie Nats/Expo… can’t recall where I saw it, though.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That definitely makes more sense.

O.K. I think I’ve met my quota for baseball related posts.
I kidd.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BEAT THE PHILLIES! (clapclap, clapclapclap) BEAT THE PHILLIES!! (clapclap, clapclapclap)!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 6:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

clap clap, clap clap

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beat that too happy 'whateverthehellitis' mascot!

Clap clap, clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap clap, clap clap

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet even Anderson Hernandez can hit one out of this park...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Go "Winter League"............... clap............

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of hitting it out, HR Jesus was guest on C&D's pre-game show

The gist of his recent hitting surge was “I was overthinking it before. Now I’m more relaxed.”

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was he wearing his patented purple uniform?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't hit a little 'cuz he can't hit enough...

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two cheers for relaxing...I should be able to hit them out too then...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Citizen's Bank. Think about that in this day and age.

That’s laughable no?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No apostrophe either...so stupid...(Them not you...)

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Caught that too????

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Willie Harris? Think he's a little further away...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just get the ball in the air people

The air is awfully thin. Home run time!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeez...

2 K’s arleady

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

edit

already

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Nick didn't swing that wasn't a strike...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, Zim, lay off the first pitches...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He did work a full count out of it.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good AB in the end...darn immediate responses...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

E-gad

3 K’s

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Anderson made contact on his.......... just tryin' to be positive.......

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BLANTON strikes out the side?

Let’s hope the ump is as generous with Smarty’s strike zone.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I just hope he doesn't try to outsmart himself.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This just in: Left field issues continue at CITI field

And it wasn’t Daniel Murphy. Gary Sheffield is the culprit.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah!!! Sheffied just flat out dropped one in left for the Mets...

…spend two days talking about that now, NY…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Most disseminaters of news are supposed to be first with the scoop

Mr. Editor!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Acc. to the timestamp we were tied...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time stamp my sweet a$$

You see who got posted first!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Smarty comes back with a K of his own!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Smarty K's!

Sounds like a good kid’s cereal

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

4-pitch, two-out walk, the only way to make that worse is to add "bases-loaded" beginning...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 down

lets get some contact

by ryzim22 on Apr 27, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fly out then walking Utley.. ut-oh!

Howard is a K-machine… Howard is a K-machine..

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ooh, one-pitch popout! Even better.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Smart pitching

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SMARTY pitching

Enjoy the curly-W pretzels!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some of that barbecue sauce dripped into the "y" on my keyboard

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stupid me, I don't want to miss the Opener at all, so I says to myself, "Self, you can get a curly-W pretzel at the next game..."

STUPID RAINOUT…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This just in:

Maine hits Hanley Ramirez in the worst part of the wrist that a player can get hit on. He’s down hard.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ooo, not good.

Not that I’m any big fan of the Fish, but you hate to see something like that—beat ‘em legit! Unless it’s Utley. (Kidding!… Probably.)

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And then Cantu busts one up the middle

The best way to say “FU” to hitting our biggest threat.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pinch run. Ross Gload

I imagine X-Rays are in order.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What I was thinking if you don't want to pitch to Utley, hit 'im......

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

More efficient than an IBB...

…and he probably deserves it most of the time.

(Okay, that was ungenerous. Some of the time.)

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunn, Dukes and AK...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dunn-K strikes first....

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunn with a rap!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The air just ain't hot enough.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Too high..."

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Victorino tracks down a deep shot from Dukes...

…to the only park of the park it wouldn’t go out…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AK rips one to right and there are two on for "Clutchy" Flores...WWJD???

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He would save the Nats with a double

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blanton used it all in the first?

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Full count to Flores???

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

U don't f**k wit da Jezus!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

U don't walk-a d Jesus...

Not in front of the GENERAL!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh-heh

heh-heh

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FLORES!!

Works a fantastic AB and gets the free pass to load ’em up for the General. Opening arguments?

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NODP!NODP!NODP!NODP!NODP!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sac Fly!!! Like a real baseball team!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never thought Dunn would make it...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think Acta did either.

He was thinking: “Oh dear lord, let him make it.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"And if the throw beats you, Marson better be a flat red smear after the play..."

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or Dunn might have BMB'd it...

BMB = Big Money Beltran = Don’t slide might get hurt…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dibble.

Just slap yourself for that last statement.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what?

kearns with a single

by ryzim22 on Apr 27, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Old School" Kearns...a HR yesterday, and a line drive single today...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey!

Look at Kearnsy hitting the ball. MMMMMMM!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Blanton you ain't...

Nope. Don’t want to jinx it.

Is anyone gonna get that JINX FAQ started? I’m freaking out on what I can’t or shouldn’t say.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

1-3 lifetime vs. Blanton.......

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A sac fly....... you don't see too many of those.......

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GENERALISIMO!!!!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I was hoping Dunn would run their catcher over to make up for Flores...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahaha

I would pay good money for that!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quick!

Get Dunn-kee an I.V. Gatorade! Something! I think I felt the ground shake.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Charlie and Dave say the roster move is to bring back TAWH.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's what someone reported yesterday. Willie on Tuesday and Guz on Thursday.

I assume Cintron, then……… well, it’s probably obvious it’s Maxwell……. dammit…

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SMARTY!!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Dibble just call him

SHY-ron

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't that how you say it?

(Not being sarcastic, I thought it was Shy-ron.)

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shy-ron, mar-tiss...is correct...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well I'll be.

I didn’t know the correct spelling of his name. Whoops. I thought it was Shiron. My bad!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not mar-teess?

(Again, ignorance not sarcasm.)

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well I say: Thank you.

I had had enough of that at AA. But I didn’t even take your comment as sarcastic. This blog doesn’t have that tired flavor of sarcasm.

You cool man, you cool.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always thought it was "iss" that's how Sutton said it I think...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey.

Isn’t that your favorite beer commercial that was just on?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

chuckle

I bet that’s followed by an immediate eye-roll

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa! What a SmartY at bat!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW

Smarty helps out his own cause

by ryzim22 on Apr 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SMARTY! Helps himself out...

…that’s smart. SMARTY smart!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lead-off J-Max........... 0-0.... sigh...

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good for Lasto...I figured he'd struggle for a while til he got over getting sent down...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

must remain consistent

one decent night at the plate does not a major leaguer make. But then again, what would I know?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chico the reporter posts....

TAWH will be in the OF. J-Max will go down for more playing time.

Then Guzi will come back as leadoff hitter and Cintron or Gonzalez goes down.

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/nationalsjournal/2009/04/off_the_dl_arriving_at_a_new_p.html?wprss=nationalsjournal

by RoscoeNats on Apr 27, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cintron or Gonzalez? Cintron or Gonzalez? Hmmm...See ya Cintron

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Leadoff walk to Werth, oy yoy yoy...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Willing to bet he was concerned about the fence.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That fence doesn't look forgiving...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chain link fence. STOOO PID

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

St. Clair looked all business out there.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

shairon has to settle down

not all his fault
a dropped ball and a blooper

by ryzim22 on Apr 27, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You can't rattle the rookie...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's too SmartY for that

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wondering

Are the home plate seats cheaper in Philly than elsewhere or do they just love their baseball more?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Internet fist bump.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No worries!

Shake it off SHY-RONE. Your bats will get it back for you.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, well, leading was fun...let's do it again...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Keep up the good vibes, Gotta go to a meeting for a while.....

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We'll be ahead again when you return...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone please.

Get the Jinx FAQ up…
AND QUICK!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, before I even left....... Thanks, buddy!!!

"Remember How Good The Expos Were?"
"Let's just move back to Montreal and forget the last 5 years ever
happened"............- e chigliak

by cat daddy3000 on Apr 27, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Catcher, Santos for the METS hits first major league home run

and it’s a GRAND SLAM!

not that anyone here cares.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lets go mets

were only 6.5 out of first

by ryzim22 on Apr 27, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nick Johnson uses his Discerning Eye for a leadoff walk...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I bet he's the one you want at a buffet like restaurant

Hey! The heat is hot enough! HOME RUN!!!!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

THE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!! THE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

THEEEEEE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!!!! Two-run blast, 4-2 Nationals.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet SmartY comes out wit da bizness next inning!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zimmmmmmmmm

2 run home run
mlb leading 16 game hitting streak\

by ryzim22 on Apr 27, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ZIM-MER-MAN! ZIM-MER-MAN!! ZIM-MER-MAN!!!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Straight-center for 16 straight!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it too early to talk about -

Of course it is Lou. Shut up.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe 45-ish...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunn... gets the True Outcome we don't want...

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by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SOOPER DOOKS!!! GETS THE TRUE OUTCOME WE DO WANT!!!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heee... the Filly Fans booing sounds like "dooooks!"

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stupid Philly fans, we hear what we want!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Phoolies.

Through and through.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SUPER MUTHA F**K*N DOOKS!!!1

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SUPER DUKES JUST HIT ONE TO THE CHEESESTEAK HUT!!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DON'T YOU DARE SIT DUKES!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just make sure he has his sunglasses on during the next sunny day.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1 (for both)

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the hell can that possibly mean?
That’s over 900 feet of home run…Mumble, mumble.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dukes + Zim...?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Understood but...

Just sounds ri-DONK-ulous.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fantasy goodness

My Nats quartet of J-Zimm, R-Zimm, Nicky and Dukes is doing quite well as of late.

And yeah, I’ll take the 2 HR to start the week. That’s awesome! Go Nats! And… go Utley and Werth ;)

Please Dukes, play nice with others and stay in the starting lineup.

by chem on Apr 27, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

I too am enjoying some early Monday stat love due to the crushing of balls by Nats bats.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've unfortunately for Anibal "Just Gave Up A Grand Slam" Sanchez pitching for my fantasy team...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ho-ho-ho-ho-ho

I’d like to see what kind of team El Editor put together.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll post my lineup later...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh goody! (Rubbing hands together)

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I turn my back for a second and the homers are going all over the place.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You know what that means Mezza.

You must go back to what you were doing. Those are the house rules. ;-)

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no...not work!

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm.

O.K. then. Reprieve canceled. Welcome back!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Find the highlights if you missed them, they're worth it...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

will do.

Good to see Zim getting in on some power.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stupid Gameday!

You have to get Premium now to see the in-game videos… b@stards…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just noticed that!

That’s outrageous…

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got one worse than that.

I spent a great deal of money for MLB Extra Innings on DirecTV. Well, you can’t watch the game in HD unless you purchase the SUPER FAN add on. I would say more but I don’t want to go on an expletive filled tirade.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Always something extra for a little more...I have MLB.tv...if i get MLB.tv Premium I can watch six games at once...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

I imagine your computer almost melts at that point.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's exactly why I've never tried it, one makes my mac breathe heavy...

(in an exhausted sense)…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you for clarifying.

It’s a family blog.

In other new, TAWH back tomorrow, “will play more outfield” according to Manny, and they love J-Max, just need to have him playing every day.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ill have to get MLB.tv soon...

Looks like they have ironed the kinks out that they had early this season.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is a highlight called 'Martis' RBI single...??? This cant be right.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SMARTY does it all!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Phillies seating behind home plate...

…also called Diamond club. Sold out for the season. Can’t find an actual price. Going on StubHub for 99 to 150 dollars.

Cheaper than NatsTown where they are always empty and go for $300.

by RoscoeNats on Apr 27, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good stuff Roscoe.

I hate to say this but: Someone needs to learn a lesson from the Phillies organization.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I just saw some perfect defensive alignment...kinda stuff...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm always surprised when the shift works.

I mean, I guess that’s why they do it, but still…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

4-pitch, ain't giving you nothing to hit walk to Howard...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's go, Smarty! Steady!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Smarty lets him fly out...(OK, I was a little worried...)

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think everything's out here...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He literally sees food when the ball approaches the plate.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can't out SmartY the man!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

49 (25 strikes)

61 for Blanton…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahahaha!

“E”, I just have to laugh when I see that guy get on t.v. and know that you didn’t. Man-o-man. You must have really flunked that audition.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FLunked doesn't quite describe my complete lack of enthusiasm...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(evil little laugh)

It’s o.k. buddy.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never claimed to be an actor, I would've written the best one...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I actually believe you.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I actually like Miss Chatter's with Lannan v Smoltz...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll keep an eye out for it.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa!

Look at the booth crew stylin!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gapper for A-Hands, doubles with two-down...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL! Enough hair on it? Are you kidding?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ELVIS IS IN THE BUILDING!

Sorry to bust out the caps lock early.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

uh-oh. Is that an understood rule here.

I was premature then.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Howard with the Nick Johnsonesque D on a Nick Johnson grounder...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, the tragic symmetry...

…but more symmetric if it had been DaMeat…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You must carefully guard the power of the RALLY CAPS LOCK.

Unless you’re REALLY EXCITED

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well this is going to be a problem.

"E"’s posts always get me excited.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bob and Rob has a certain ring to it.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like some kind of insurance scam...

… like “bump and run”…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Austin Kearns robs the Dobber on a line drive to right...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thaaaat's our Bluegrass!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that the official diagnosis...hoping it's not...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That stinks...I love watching Hanley play, even when he's killing DC...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could have sworn Carpenter just said it.

I guess I’m liable now for that information. I’ll try to find a legit source before game is over.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 up, 3 down for Smarty...

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

59 pitches through 4...

only 32 for strikes… The word on him has always been a tendency to “nibble,” though.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are we destined to only win on Martis and Zim(nn)?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If we could just score some effin' runs with Lannan in there...

…of course, he’s always up against Santana, Lowe or Hamels…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's called a change, Lou Marson. RECOGNIZE!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(85 mph)? Maybe a slider...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to go out on a limb here.

Can it be assumed that the Nats have 2 (ahem) legit starters?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't diss "Cool Hand"!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let me check the jinx FAQ...

…sorry, you have to wait until their 10th starts. Rules, you know. You can still speculate it, however.. “The Nats may have 2 (ahem) legit starters.” But it has to be conditional under the AS break.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh snap!

You called me out on that one. Nice one though. Nice one.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Enough!
Carpenter: Pulled out the lumber Rob.
Dibble: Busted out the hittin sticks Bob.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

THE KIDS CALL HIM WHAT AGAIN?

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Upstairs something. LOL!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Darn it ryzim22!

THAT WARRANTS ALL CAPS!!!

But I can appreciate your deadpan style.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

MY BAD

A DUNN SINGLE

by ryzim22 on Apr 27, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There ya go fella!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, it's just wasteful for a single.

Although he did BEAT THE OVERSHIFT!! W00T!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone give that man a high-five!

HOLY COW!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

THE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!! THE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!!! THE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!!!!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's 2!!!??

Look Out!

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two absolute bombs!! Second deck in left here, straight center on the first...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

can he go 3?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blanton must be doing his Cartman impression

from last week’s episode, where Cartman’s catchphrase was simply:

“The f-ck”.

GO ZIM!

by chem on Apr 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wah-HUH?

“Blanton re-wets his contact lenses.” Is that some baseball euphemism?

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Color me perplexed Doghouse.

Color me perplexed.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

[sorts through Crayola 128-pack with baffled look on face]

Would you settle for Burnt Umber?

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please!

Don’t you know I’m an Atomic Tangerine kind of guy?!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh. I love that the Wiki page has the RGB values for each color.

Wait, a color that’s a variant on orange used be called “Ultra Yellow”? Well, what’s more yellow than orange, I guess.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AK with a 4-pitch walk that required minimal discernment.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So long, Blanton...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Showers for Big Boy.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, Victorino totally robs Jesus!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to start calling Victorino, "Judas."

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's why the call him the, "The Flyin' Hawaiian..."

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't like him either, but he's fun to watch, non-stop hustler...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grit encased in fire!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which? I got the Philly-feed...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that the one with the Fratellis song?

No wait, that’s Amstel Light. Never mind.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahahahaha!

I think I was on the AA blog and one night and the entire thread was almost consumed about disgust for what commercials SNY was showing. It was absolutely hilarious.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry "E". That was perhaps the ugliest sentence I've ever typed.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Be thankful you're not listening to the radio.

The “I’m running out of time to tell you how you’re running out time to buy a Lexus commercial” is insanely annoying.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well...

Don’t hate Lexus owners just because of the commercial.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone ever hear the "Tell them about the discount, Harry" commercial?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Might be a NY thing...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and by "the" I of course mean "they" call him that...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A-Hands has a hit (1 for 3)

Im watching him closely, he needs to pick it up.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good to see Manny having a easier day of it than normal.

But is it every easy being the mayor of NatsTown?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well.

That was short lived. I guess that qualifies as jinx as well.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not technically a jinx.

It was indirect enough not to qualify, but it’s always good to be careful.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Steady up, Shairon!

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by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Back to back singles off Martis in the 5th...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

bases loaded

you don’t run on kearns

by ryzim22 on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aiiee! Now 3!

You can never have enough runs in this dollhouse…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Saint should be out to talk this one over.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

aah i ws right.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Problem, It's Ryan "DP" Howard up...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Make that 3, Martis needs a DP!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. I can't believe they didn't send Rollins.

O.K. I think SHY-RONE is a little winded.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Rollins hesitated thinking Kearns had it...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh.

Charlie and Dave pause to take a swipe at $itiField and how you can’t see the bullpens, unlike CB (mini-)Park.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haters!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kip-ster?

Or Beer Goggles.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hinck was loosening up...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everyone

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doghouse.

Break out the color: Worried.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well. Ouch.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kick in the balls ouch

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

405 ft later, the game is tied, Ryan Howard with the Salami...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Martis...

Almost Lou, almost.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Talk about taking the wind out of our sails.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

[as the blog gets eerily quiet]

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Martis comes right back and strikes out Werth.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Single by Ibanez...get someone up...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha...

I knew someone was going to revisit that post.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I forgot to put sarcastic quotation marks around my haha

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no worries bud

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did Dibble say he hated the pitch sequence to Howard?

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

mmm

dont know about walking in a run…

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I must have been too engrossed in the blog.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahh, who wants a big win when you can have a dramatic one...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm guessing a PH leads off the 6th...

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NO! Martis has to stay on, he's the only one that wins...(one of the two)...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Martis back out!

Immediately ahead 2-0… Help yourself out, Smarty!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very mysterious, Acta, I would've pulled him too..

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is unheard of!

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet Roscoe is fuming.

Grand slam followed by Heineken commercial

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hell, he's burned 5 pitches already...

..someone’s got to get on base, here.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's batting?

By he I mean SHAIRON

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Martis rips one, right to Rollins...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"[Taschner] is fooling no one and throwing a perfect inning of relief,"

laments Dave as Smarty stings one right into a glove…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Until A-Hands gets one over Victorino, and gets a home town double on a ball Victorino drops...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A-Hands 2 for 4

Look out!

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flyin Hawaiian with a short approach.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OH! Thought Nick had it...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ZIMM BATS

ITS APPROPRIATE

by ryzim22 on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

COULD BE 3

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Zimmerm...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SAY IT "E"! JUST GO AHEAD AND SAY IT!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's getting nothing even close to hittable.

And they turn it intentional….

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

RESPECT!

Get ’em Dunn!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

PROPPAS!

Knock the dog s**t out of it Dunn!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Due what? A walk or a sliced single?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sorry.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bunt in the park home run.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Big Walky!

Set it up for Dukes’ 2nd dinger!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walky!! Walky!! Walky!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wouldn't that be a thing of beauty?

I would hope that “E” would allow at least one gargantuan gif by everyone if that happened.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Dukes hits another, You can have 2. Not on phone, don't know if anyone else is...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh my!

The situation is set for me to go gif happy. AND I get plenty of time to search for the right one because of the replacement. Google Images here I come!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walky walks to load'em up for SUPER DUKES!!!

Show’em where to get Cheesesteaks, Elijah!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

THE PHILS ARE AFRAID

THEYRE DUNN FOR

I THOUGHT IT WAS CLEVER

by ryzim22 on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heee...

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

...man walks.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zimm up to .299!!! One more hit and it's .300-hitting Zim!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH! So close for NJ!

Ball is traveling like it’s in first class tonight.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh just put a pipe in it Carpenter!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BIG WALKY!!!!

SOOPERDOOKS!!!!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Super Dukes! Super Dukes!! Super Dukes!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon EEE-LY-JA

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd take a walk here, too....

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

patience is a virtue

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Darn tension breaking foul...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walky, walky, walky!! 7-6 DC!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Austin "Grand Slam" Kearns up...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2nd pitch swinging.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh..."Nice cut"?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3-1 pitch coming, I dare you Condrey!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oooooooooooo man!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dukes swinging for the fences.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

More from the two nut jobs
…Oh, about a country mile!

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you called it. that would be so sweet.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well. Not a grand slam. But he's still

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haha.. nice... NATS 7- Phils 6

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SOOPER DOOKS!

WALKS IN A RUN!!!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOVE THEM WALKS!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seconded

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Let him throw the balls."

Advises Mrs. Doghouse.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Really, Austin?"

She admonishes one pitch later…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is she sauced?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only one beer in the Mrs. right now...

…I got a head start tonight.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Cheers!"

replies Mrs. D. with a chuckle.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chuckle returned.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"That's good advice." - Jimmy Duggan.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh man. This is turning into a great game. Can't wait to see what's in store for the relief.

goody, goody, goody, goody

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Think it's gonna be one of those marathons we always seem to get with Filly a few times each season?

Man, we were at the one in 07 that went like 15 innings and it was drizzling the whole time—they had a second Prez race in the 14th!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here in Philly they have a second last call...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A situation like that would have warranted Teddy winning.

People who left the game wouldn’t believe it.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it time to take him out?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Acta with the confidence.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beer Goggles warming...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Martis done, with the lead...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And a quick hook...

Leadoff walk = Beer Goggles to the rescue.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Roscoe. As cute as this girl in the Jeep commercial is.

It’s beginning to wear on me.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

You must be single. There’s no way a wife or a girlfriend would put up with that behavior.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. Shairon looks dejected.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Rough outing for the kid...

…he probably really wanted to get an out or two into the 6th.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's go, Julian! Um, get all Calendar on their a$$!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

:-) I've got nothing.

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

REALLY? A double to Feliz?

DCCT…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Correction:

Anybody but Dunn

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mrs D gives a disgusted "talk to the hand" wave...

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And went with more of a dismissive head shake, and a tsk noise...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I went, sorry.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Defense.

Wins championships?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, Dunn!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF?

Someone call it! Someone take charge!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ahhhhh crap...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No win for Smarty...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh I can't believe this.

Dammit, Zimmy! Give us the hilight reel stuff!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

*SIGH*

And normal service is resumed.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

(laughs) thanks, that broke my moodiness...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's just keep quiet about Canada until we flee there to escape the Pig Virus...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I’m driving!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does back-bacon confer immunity?

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh man that's rich.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what about pork chops?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hog maws?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's hope so, I've gained 40lbs since I plugged in to this blog...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's already here...there is no escape.

Head for the bunkers.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't you find it strange that the only people that have died

so far

are in Mexico.

Conspiracy?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and men between 20 and 40

look out all.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hah! I'm an old fart.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mezza, is that right?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

according to our govt info it is.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And I find it even more hilarious that you refer to it as the:

Pig Virus as opposed to swine.

I can hardly see the computer monitor because of the tears in my eyes. Oh geez that was hilarious.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+.5

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was that ruled and E?

How the hell do u double to 3rd base?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perfect bloop to no-man's land...

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shut 'em down, Tavarez!

Time to strike out the side!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tavarez gets the groundout and Manny's making moves...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hink on

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Salty veteran!'

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by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NJ!

“The throw was so bad, it was good!” marvels Dave…

DCCT?

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dunn was still at the wall catching his breath when Zim missed that...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good heavens, this game is actually driving Mrs. Doghouse to do laundry!

I have mixed emotions right now. Of course, I’ll probably be on the hook to fold later…

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ooops, Sorry Utley. That was Manny's Idea.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WoodHincked by the first pitch!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well. Hinckley decides it isn't interesting enough...

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Stop throwing the curve, Hinck! Please...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright, resume curves now...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least, stop throwing it AT PEOPLE'S HEADS!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good thing he ducked, he should've taken a curve...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

4 straight curves (so to speak)

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bases loaed again?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nice to give Howard a 2nd shot at a Salami

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone please go out and talk to him.

Zimmerman! This is when you do something!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"throw more strikes"

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NJ!NJ!NJ!NJ!NJ!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"What a fortunate, fortunate break that was," understates Dave.

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's really on top of his game tonight, isn't he?

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good thing this isn't voice activated, I just curse up a blue streak!!! NICK!!!!!

Blue streak = old timey phrase the original use of which is long forgotten.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The ignorant thank you for clarifying.

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEAH NICK!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OH BEAUTIFUL!

ryzim22! CAPS TIME!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BOUT TIME WE GOT SOME LUCK

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You remind me of

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Howard WoodHincked into a DP!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WWJD?

Pretend the bases are loaded!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tonight's Title Battle:

Even the Kids In Philly Call Him Zim!!

or

Show’em Where They Sell The Cheesesteaks, Eijah!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hee, hee... I gotta go with #2...

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

STOP! Hammer Time...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

pull out the parachute pants

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Apr 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the activator!

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Josh

“Building NatsTown” Willinghammer

" WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE WITNESSED A GRAND HANDSHAKE PARADE? "

by LOUtheMETandNATSfan on Apr 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DO HURT 'EM HAMMER!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good take on the high 2-2 pitch...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good take on ball four...I mean, strike three...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Apr 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

D'oh!

"It's pretty much all garbage time right now." --ROSCOEtheNATSfan

by Doghouse on Apr 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up