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GameThread: Pittsburgh Pirates At Washington Nationals- Game 38 or 39 of 162.

Pittsburgh Pirates at Washington Nationals, May 19, 2009 7:05 PM EDT



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Pittsburgh Pirates
@ Washington Nationals

Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 7:05 PM EDT
Nationals Park

Jeff Karstens vs Shairon Martis

Clear. Game time temperature around 70.

?'s For The DC Faithful...

No Matter What, Leave Martis In Tonight, Right?

• What Is Alex Cintron Still Doing Here?

• ...and Daniel Cabrera?

• Any Chance You'll Be Missing A Smarty Start?

LINKS:

Possible Trade w/ Sox
Washington Nationals' '07 1st Round Pick Ross Detwiler Learns What It's Like To Be A DC Starter.
Washington Nationals recall Ross Detwiler; Lineups for Tonight's Game

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Tonight's Pirates' Starter Refuses To Look At You...


Jeff Karstens

#27 / Pitcher / Pittsburgh Pirates

6-3

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Sep 24, 1982


Shairon Martis vs Jeff Karstens...

Karstens has never faced the Nationals. Martis has never faced the Pirates...

DC Starting Lineup...(courtest of Washington Post writer Chico Harlan's Nationals Journal post entitled, "Lineups from Nats Park.")

  1. The Guzzzzz - SS
  2. Nick "Two-Spot" Johnson - 1B
  3. THE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!! - 3B
  4. The Big Walkay - RF(ugh)
  5. THE HAMMER - LF
  6. TAWH - CF
  7. Anderson "Elvis" Hernandez - 2B
  8. Wil "Blocker" Nieves - C
  9. Smiley - Starting...
AND NOW...THE LATEST INSTALLMENT OF THE STRASBURG FILES... 
Without quite as much fanfare as his final home start with the San Diego State University Aztecs, Stephen Strasburg improved to (12-0) last Thursday with a win over the Utah Utes in which he actually gave up a few runs, (2 in the 1st), struck out 10 and even walked a batter on the way to an 11-2 Aztecs' win

The projected #1 overall pick in June's draft got a nod of approval from the Face of the Franchise with the top pick, when Ryan Zimmerman said this week, as quoted in MLB.com's Bill Ladson's article entitled, "Nats have faith they can sign Strasburg", that when it comes time to make the selection:
"'You have to do it,' Zimmerman said. 'From what everyone is saying, if you are an organization like we are that is young and moving forward, you have to take the best guy available.

"'I think he is head and shoulders above the rest. You are talking about a guy that could be an impact player from the moment you draft him. If you can add that arm to our good young starting staff, we are pretty much set -- knock on wood -- for a long time.'"
According to Yahoo! Sports.com's Jeff Passan's article entitled, "Strasburg won't see DC this season", Nationals fans shouldn't expect to see Strasburg on the major league team this year if they are in fact able to sign him to a deal. Mr. Passan speaks to the Nationals' "Acting" GM Mike Rizzo in the article, who says that he just doesn't see anyone in this year's draft who's ready to jump to the Majors immediately. In Mr. Rizzo's own words:
"'I don’t see that in this year’s draft,' Rizzo said. 'It’s such an acclimation process for a pitcher to go through, and it’s so very, very difficult, I just can’t see someone doing it.'”
But in my mind the most important quote from Mr. Rizzo comes later in the article, when the "Acting" DC GM echoes the sentiments of many DC fans who will be more than happy to select Strasburg, but do not want to relive the process it took to get the #1 overall pick, (losing 102 games in 2008). Mr. Rizzo says it succinctly, "I don't ever want this pick again."

Hear Hear!!! Now sign Strasburg and Let's Go Nats Go!!!

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IS detwiler going to stay with us?

by ryzim22 on May 19, 2009 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Word out of DC today was that he starts Saturday...then?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guess who the only National is who's faced Kartsens before?

That’s right—Alex Cintron. CINTRON!! [mumble, grumble…]

Can’t be too mad—it’s a SMARTY START tonight!

LET’S GO NATS GO!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

And Smarty goes 7 or more tonight, NO MATTER WHAT!

You want to win as a Nats pitcher? Do it all yourself!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

SMARTY START!!! SMARTY START!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

SMARTY START!!! SMARTY START!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Morgan doubles, Sanchez singles, Pirates up 1-0 early.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh-oh, leadoff double over the 1B bag...

Bear down, Smarty!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

DUNN-D!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Put Hammer in RF. Now.

Dunn and Hammer can just swap.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Dunn shows me up.

Way to go, Dunn! I’ll happily eat my words on someone playing better than I expect.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hammer doesn't want to play right...I know Manny commented about it earlier this year...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

That shot of Double-N and Rosswiler sitting together...

…looks like the dugout at a HS game! Man, they’re young. We could have a decent rotation for a few years if they work out.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Slothburg, Zim(n)!! Rosswiler, Martis, Lannan +Olsen...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oof, two-out walk to put two on...

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Er, one-out, that is.

Let’s double ’em up, Nats!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the WP to put both ISP...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

TAWWTF???

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Not good.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

E - 41.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two-run double by Willie Harris in center and it's 3-0 Pirates with 2 down in the first...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Throw a pitch they can hit to ZImmerman," advises Bob.

Now it’s TAWH? Ugh.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Willie tried to do too much, should've smothered it...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zimmy catches the popup for out #2...

…three runs? We can come back from 3 runs. Bear down and get an out.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

DC's good for 5-8...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could this be Manny Acta's fault...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

...or Randy St. Claire's?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whenever I see a walk, I get the urge to BLAME!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

...and Zimmy gets another IF to end the inning.

Top of the order. LET’S GO NATS!!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe warmups in the pen should include batters in both boxes and simulate a first inning...

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was going to play the BLAME game last night, when thought it would be a close game...then it was a blowout and I got angry...and forgot...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, Karstens has some zip of the heater...jumps too...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Pretty good at getting GBs, I understand.

Be interesting to see if Zimmy can lift some—a lot of his improvement this year is from hitting more stuff in the air instead of burying ’em in the dirt.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's buried 11 of them in the dirt too though...or was it 10 last night?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it's one more tonight...

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm talking just DP's...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those are the ones he doesn't bury enough...

…Zim GDPs so much because he hits the ball too hard—the middle infielders always get ’em soon enough to make the play.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tailor Made...With a nice-a double-stitch...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is their #5 pitcher? Which inning do we get tonight to score runs in bunches?

I hope it’s the 3rd, because the suspense will kill me…

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, at least he can't hit...

…so far…

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet the fifth...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bottom of the order!

I say Dunn starts it up next inning.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Y-Dunn-K-Y?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

RF!!!!!!

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that the official answer now...? Should be when he's in right, and we'll come up with reasons for left and 1st...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doghouse pretty much showed it's his defensive positioning ruining his swing

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still makes no sense, but the numbers do support it...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe it's something in the grass over there?

He is a lot closer to the 5 Guys stand than in LF. Perhaps the smell of their fries creates an ongoing distraction.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I want some fries, I want some fries (CRACK)...Darn it..."

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're good fries.

Transplants from CA (of which I am one) debate fiercely about whether 5 Guys burgers are better than West Coast fave In-n-Out, but there’s no question on the fries. 5 Guys FTF.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

They catch their line drives...dern...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Two down in a hurry...Nick Johnson drops a foul pop...hope it don't hurt...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Martis got his bad inning out of the way, so now it's smooth sailing until..........

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smooth second for Smarts at least...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's one big bend in Karsten's curve...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

That curve is SICK.

High 60s? 20mph off the fastball? Ouch!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me: "I know he threw a pitch but where is it...oh there it is, breaking in for a strike. Nice curve."

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

TAWH walks and steals second, this is where a lucky team knocks in a two-out run...on a 3-1 pitch too...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, a lucky team gets the base knock and a little pride back...

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

and a lucky team gets out of the RISP jam........ without the homer....

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, I would like a pony.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

TAWH draws a walk...

…Elvis doesn’t have a dinger yet this year. Just sayin’.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Elvis flies out to right. 3-0 Buccos...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay. It was probably ball 4, so never mind.

Stay cool, Smarty.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thought he had, "HR power"...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

ROSCOE LIVE AT THE PARK...

After the first, “Pathetic, truly pathetic.”

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Poor Roscoe............ single and............. the wild pitch...

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eyewitnesses are always needed for details on the crime scene......

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

SMARTY!! GETS A K ON THE CHANGE AWAY!!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Zimmerman pulls one out of the stands to end the second...after Andy LaRoche makes it 5-0 with one swing...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Nieves singles, and we will now watch a Nationals' pitcher try to bunt...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Smarty does it...

IT IS ACCOMPLISHED!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is my inning for a bunch o' runs......... with 2 out......

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWO OUT RALLY!!

FOR TWO SPOT!!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two on for the Zimmer...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smarty does it all!

Let’s go, Guz! Get us on the board!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Discerning Eye can't get Nick out of the way of a fastball to the knee.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

DL and the trade is off.......... C'MON ZIM!!!!

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just going to start every article i write with Nick Johnson injury rumors to see if we can squelch this...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good idea....... you make the first page of Google that way.....

“JOHNSON HIDING GRUESOME INJURY!!!” May not survive the series……. Medical Doctors Stumped….

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Johnson was running with a limp...a "noticeable limp"...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

A "pronounced" limp

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walk it off, Johnson, and get back out there........

If it clots, he may lose the leg…

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mysterious illness strikes Nick Johnson...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Teammates wearing masks in his presence...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO HITTING NICK!!!

Plonk Karstens!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now the TV is talking about a Johnson trade, that makes it almost as official if AP says it...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

ZIM-MER-MAN! ZIM-MER-MAN!! ZIM-MER-MAN!!!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Watching via Gamecast, how come the runner from third didn’t score on Zimmermann’s fielders choice out at 2nd base?
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on May 19, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Zim's ground out in the third was the final out...sorry for delay had to check...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two outs.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, that makes sense now. Turns out to be a dumb question, but kind of hard to follow on Gamecast at times. :)
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on May 19, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a problem.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

SMARTY! fields his position nicely to end the inning.

Too bad about NJ’s injury. He’s really playing through it like a trooper.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I see they stemmed the bleeding....... finally...

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quick third from Smarty and the Donkey starts the fourth...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

SHAKE N BAKE!!! SHAKE N BAKE!!! Adam Dunn lines one out to left center...5-1 Pirates.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

huh, what? Nats are on the board?
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on May 19, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Solo shot........

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why couldn’t it be a 3 run homer!!!?
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on May 19, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it was a big situation Dunn would've walked...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, a walks as good as a hit. :)
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on May 19, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unexpected reverse jinx in action...

Only the patented solo shot, down 5……

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back to the chalkboard...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

We may need a bigger abacus......

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, Dunn led off with a dinger?

MLB.tv is still on break, but I just heard the fireworks from Nats Park.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Dern spoily fireworks...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a spoiler I don't mind...

…last time Nats had a win and we were watching on MLB.tv, we opened the door to listen to the fireworks… not realizing they’d already gone off a minute or two ago…

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, Bob and Dibs are going on about food as much as Charlie and Dave...

…I just finished a pizza, and now I’m hungry again…

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I won't eat dinner til after the game, they gotta quit it...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

And TAWH robbed of a double by a hilite-reel stop...

…oddly appropriate, I suppose.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Nothing doing but Dunn in the DC fourth...Smarty back to the hill...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Martis gets two out in the fifth and then it's my pick for Rally-Inning...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Shairon at 80 pitches, could go 6 easy, maybe 7................ "NOT A JINX"

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can schedule it for tomorrow if we drop this one too...and I'll jinx up a gamethread while I'm at it...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

It may be the only way to break out of this......

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone going to be watching tomorrow?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh that's just wrong, an away jersey at home, that's asking for trouble...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not working......

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ball girl boots a foul grounder, but Dunn tracks down a fly for out #2...

…Ed’s prediction coming true? It’s like Guz walking! The end is near!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Two-Spot is the only hope of keeping my rally-inning alive...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Two-out rally time for two-spot?

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

You pick a rally inning, Doghouse....

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm saying 8th. And Martis starts the rally.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wooooooo...... big time playa.....

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right and then the Nationals totally blow it in the ninth...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not with Smarty closing for himself...

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just practicing jinx-talk...that's my reverse-jinx!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have to get the jinx-gods so confused they just throw up their hands and go away...

…much like most Nats fans…

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zimmerman takes Doghouse's advice from a week or two ago and drops down a squibber...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Where by "drops" you mean "popped up"?

That was not a great bunt. But it was well-placed, so I’ll take it.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

OB Streak continues!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

37 games!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Donkey will walk?............ Donkey walks in a bigtime situation, as predicted.

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

He really didn't get much to hit.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unintentional intentional...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Willingham with two on, trying to be relevant........

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Hurt 'em Hammer!

Or else it’s… RF!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should definitely put those splits up on Manny's blog........

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beat me to the suggestion, Cat Daddy.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and throw some jinxes in for good measure

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

And grounds into a double-play...... Thanks, Hammer...

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

TAWH does the Hammer's work...singles in Zim for the mini-rally...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

TAWH busts out the chisel and knocks a chip out...

5-2 Nats..

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOOOOO! I know it's 5-2, but don't pull the starter...NOOOO!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Anderson triples

RALLY TIME!!!
I BRING GOOD LUCK

by ryzim22 on May 19, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Elvis, well-uh-huh!!! RBI TRIPLE!! 5-3 Pirates...Nieves???

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Wil!!!

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Belli-Yard? Pinch hits for Martis...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or should I say "Pinch-K's"...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stupid managering......

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit! Smarty coulda done that!

Not like Wil was in scoring position… BOOOOOO!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Roscoe also booed?

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably for the best.......

You know what Manny says about boo-ers……..

I don’t, but can imagine…

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ELVIS LIVES!!!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Full-count to Blocker after ball four's called strike two...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Homer, Wil, so Manny doesn't pull Shairon....... An RBI single is good though...

Thanks for not walking….

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manny pulls Martis with 85 pitches and a 5 pitch last inning..

BOOOOOOOOOOOO………

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry, Villone's untouchable, no one will ever hit of the -One!! NEVER!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

LET'S GO, PRO!

It’s a Federal Baseball.com Guarantee!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please to not walk the first batter.......

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

He needs no glove.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he keeps doing it he might be "Bruised Bone" Villone...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Donkey catches a flyball and Anderson handles a throw to first...... DEFENCE!!!!

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit! Stupid MLB.tv was hung up for the whole half-inning.

Uh-oh, am I the jinx?

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bring it!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Astros!

yeah, no idea

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reds?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pirates?

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Villone's been everywhere man, Villone's been everywhere..."

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mets?

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mariners?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woo-Hoo!!! 1st Place!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Royals?

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brewers?

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Must be the Brewers......

Padres?

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

PADRES!

Please. Dodgers?

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

LA?

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brooklyn!

Wait, how old is Villone?

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's old...... could be a trick question......

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mariners?

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pirates?

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kinda like Mariners......

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you have the Standings? Might make a widget for the front page to get more people to play...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

E 4.5
MEZZA 1
ROSCOE 1
DOGHOUSE 1

by ryzim22 on May 19, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

AL or NL?

give us a hnt….

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mud Hens?

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Land Sharks?

Oh no, that’s a beer and a stadium…….

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

GUZ WILL NOT BE WALKED! (AGAIN)

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

UN-BE-LIEVABLE!!!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

BB x 2

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are the odds that he does twice in two nights after not having walked all season?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zim takes a two-out walk in front of the Donkey...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Heh. Ma and Pa Dunn in the stands...

…apparently Adam used to pitch in HS.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

So he's the emergency pitcher after Kearns...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

And now Dunn gets a free pass...

Hurt ’em, Hammer?

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Josh? Don't be a loser, Josh......

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

"L"

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah......

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Big Walky Strikes again, would rather not hit the go-ahead homer...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh heh...

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...........

Raccoons chattering amongst themselves say, “Hammer is not clutch….”

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where's the X-Mo?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

In love with the OBP.......

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not Rising Up, Just Walking To First, OBP is more impor-tant...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hee, hee...

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hang on a second (inning recap)

Guzman walked. (!!!!?!?!?!?!)
Nick Johnson grounds into a DP? (really?)
Zimmerman walks.
Dunn walks.
Willinghammer flies out.

Darn it. Don’t three walks in one inning usually get one run automatically?

by Andrew Davidson on May 19, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't expect usually around here, unless you're talking bullpen blow-ups, but even then, Villone's avoiding the usual right now...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

And it was Nick who didn't walk........ spooky...

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh. The replay with Elvis running for his life from the charging Dunn is hilarious!

Dunn catches another one… We’ll have to re-evaluate the RF Jinx, maybe…

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh S**t!! Here comes the Donkey!!!! RUN!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Villone For President!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Bring Him Back For the NINTH!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't you listen to Manny?

Hanny is teh cl0ser!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

0.00!!!!

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

R0N Vill00.0ne!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

yes!!!!

Ron Vill0.00ne!!!

(and no hits allowed tonight? what’s going on?)

by Andrew Davidson on May 19, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

+0.00

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

TAWH to start it off...

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Where's my Dukes' pinch hit???

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

TAWH??? Lets GO!!!!

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Takes one for the team!

What is up with Dib’s thing about “tough” ballplayers who “don’t want to rub it” when they get hit? It’s starting to make me uncomfortable.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Full count.......... and hits him and hurts him........ WHAT????

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Much more efficient to hit 'em on the first pitch...

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

In video baseball I always cited that law for plunking batters instead of intentional walks...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Willie Harris takes one on the elbow and tries to walk it off...No No No No No No No!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Show him, TAWH! Steal one!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Elvis bunt him into scoring position...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wil up with TAWH in scoring position after Elvis' perfect sac bunt...

…AK on tap if he misses…

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is your Big Inning, Mr. Doghouse.....

and Manny playing small ball to tie…

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

And it's up Blue Grass to make Doghouse's prediction a reality...fitting..

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mrs. Bluegrass is in the stands, too...

…he’d better come through!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

AK will go yard for me...

…I told Manny to keep Smarty in to start it off!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way Austin Kearns will EVER hit a HR...Never...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

New Plan...Get the Jinx Gods drunk before tomorrow's game...I can totally outdrink them...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

The "One True Love", long ago could drink lumberjacks under the table..

Small girl…….. Wild Turkey like water….

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit! So close!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I'd only jinxed more...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looked like it was at the wall...... but a basehit would have sufficed...

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only Dukes would have PH...

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is available, must be saving him...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, saving him for "next time"...

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beimel's representing the Duck Pond, Vill0.00ne style so far...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Beimel... gets a fly for out #1...

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

And a walk...

…steady, Joe. Get the DP grounder and let the fielders get you out of it…

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ohhh...uh, one-out walk, it always starts this way...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

no wild pitch, no wild pitch....

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

whew...... It'll be okay, now...

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the Nationals don't come back, which they totally will, tomorrow it's on...

The Federal Baseball.com GameJinx-Thread!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miss B, bringing the good luck, good evening.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's cooking something, right?

Baking, Miss B, please?

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm trying the nurturing thing...

…make pretty flowers grow to send out good karma
 — or something like that

by MissB on May 19, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, Mr. Rizzo reads auras...so let's exhaust all options, something will work...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

(finger taps on temple, knowingly)...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

BEIMEL WITH THE BACKWARDS K FOR OUT #3

AND IT’S NURTURING FOR THE RALLY!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

YESSSSSSSS!

RALLY CAPS LOCK TIME!!!
wAY TO GO, JOE.

by MissB on May 19, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

LET'S GO GUZMAN!!! Bob Carpenter tries the reverse-curse...says the Nationals have no walk-offs...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I sure hope so.

I’ve been outside planting flowers — and just came in.
I’m going to try that for a while.

by MissB on May 19, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pop-up for out #2!

In spite of Guz’ attempt to make it “look interesting.” Maybe gardening counts, too…

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Backwards K for No. 3...3 outs to get 1 run...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spent the day building a compost heap... out of another compost heap...... but in a different place...

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hello everyone

"What you know is often the enemy of what you can learn" Bill James

by PhDBrian on May 19, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Hello, sir, just in time for the comeback!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you

"What you know is often the enemy of what you can learn" Bill James

by PhDBrian on May 19, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

HIYA BRIAN! RALLY CAPS ON!!

GUZ FLIES OUT TO LET TWO-SPOT TAKE THE FIRST SHOT AT GLORY!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'MON TWO-SPOT!! YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

A NICK JOHNSON TRIPLE!!! AND ALL THE NATIONALS NEED IS A ZIM SAC TO TIE IT!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME????

I was all set to ask Nick to get in the game….

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I WOULD NOT KID!! NOT IN CAPS!!! NICK JOHNSON TRIPLE!! THREE WORDS THAT SEEM SO AT ODDS!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I MEAN WIN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

lets go nick!

"What you know is often the enemy of what you can learn" Bill James

by PhDBrian on May 19, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

run nick run

"What you know is often the enemy of what you can learn" Bill James

by PhDBrian on May 19, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

do not trade nick Johnson!

"What you know is often the enemy of what you can learn" Bill James

by PhDBrian on May 19, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWO-SPOT!!!! DO NOT TRADE NICK JOHNSON!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZIM-MER-MAN! ZIM-MER-MAN!! ZIM-MER-MAN!!!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

ZIM-MER-MAN!! ZIM-MER-MAN!!!! ZIM-MER-MAN!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

"What you know is often the enemy of what you can learn" Bill James

by PhDBrian on May 19, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

IBB?

"What you know is often the enemy of what you can learn" Bill James

by PhDBrian on May 19, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

PITCH AROUND!!! FOR THE DONKEY!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZIMMERMAN!!!!! GETS NOTHING TO HIT!! AND THE BIG WALKY IS UP!!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

BURNET PHEARS TEH ZIM!!!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

This game is going to be DUNN!!!

"What you know is often the enemy of what you can learn" Bill James

by PhDBrian on May 19, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

AD-AM DUNN! AD-AM DUNN!! AD-AM DUNN!!!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

WP WP WP WP WP WP WP!!!!!!!!! 5-5 GAME!!!! !!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

So have i missed anything?

:)

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on May 19, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Tie game

"What you know is often the enemy of what you can learn" Bill James

by PhDBrian on May 19, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

WP FOR THE TYING RUN!!

I THINK DIBS ALMOST HAD A SEIZURE!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

LET'S GO DONKEY!! (CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!!)

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHOOOHOO

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on May 19, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

DUNN WILL GET NOTHING TO HIT NOW...

LET’S GO NATS GO!!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

HAMMER????? OR DUKES!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

STOP! HAMMER TIME!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

OOH-O-OH-O-OHO, OH!! OH! OH!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-0...........

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

BURNET PHEARS T3H HAMM3R!!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hammer has been hotter lately

"What you know is often the enemy of what you can learn" Bill James

by PhDBrian on May 19, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh, definitely "hotter" according to Mrs. D....

Personally, I think he kind of looks like Ron Cey with a shave. I don’t see the attraction.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pitched around him clearly

"What you know is often the enemy of what you can learn" Bill James

by PhDBrian on May 19, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Y-DUNN-K-YYYYY????????

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH...........

RRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF…………..

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunn K

"What you know is often the enemy of what you can learn" Bill James

by PhDBrian on May 19, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

NOW THE HAMMER WALKS!!!! AND THE BUCK GETS PASSED AGAIN!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

TAWH!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

GIVE ME A THRILL WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!

"What you know is often the enemy of what you can learn" Bill James

by PhDBrian on May 19, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

END THIS.....

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

THRILLIE!!! THRILLIE!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im very excited.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on May 19, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Gorze-LOSER!!! OH SICK BURN!!! THIS CHUMP'S GONNA BLOW IT!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

TAWH FTW?!

LET’S GO WIL-LIE! (CLAP, CLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAP)
LET’S GO WIL-LIE! (CLAP, CLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAP)

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

LET'S GO WIL-LIE!!! (CLAP, CLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!)

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

OR K LOOKING, YOUR CHOICE WILLIE...THE FIRST ONE WAS A STRIKE TOO...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Free baseball........ wonderful........ The Rest of the Bullpen Arises...

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh.....

Thrillie got punched out…
and it’s on to the 10th.

by MissB on May 19, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

FREE BASEBALL!!! OH NOES IT'S THE DUCK POND!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

DIRTY TO HOLD THE TIE!

PARTY HAIR FOR THE 1-2-3?

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLDS BREATH...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

BEIMEL SETS UP THE DOUBLE PLAY!!!

I HOPE!!!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUNT THAT MORGAN!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU BUNT AND IT HITS YOU, IT'S STILL A STRIKE, BUDDY!

BACK IN THE BOX!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL HIM "VICIOUS JOE"

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

NASTY JOE TAKES THE SURE OUT ON THE SAC AND IBBS TO SET UP THE FORCE...

…IT’LL BE DIRTY UNCLE JOE VS MCLOUTH! GET ’EM JOE!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

FLY TO TAWH!!

TWO OUT, BUT THE RUNNER TAKES 3RD!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

MCLOUTH FLIES TO CENTER!! TWO DOWN...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Line drive single, two runs score, strategery fails...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Does Dunn play the outfield? He might as well just be an extra ballboy."

stolen from the CBS glog..

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

7-5, then 8-5 on another single...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

And, now a single up the middle and it's 8-5...

Ugh! UGH!! UGH!!!

“And tonight, it took until 10 o’clock for the bullpen to fail…” observes Bob…

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

A smattering of boos in the crowd...

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

And they leave Gozelany in. Wow.

That’s disrespect, right there.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Beimel CAN'T THROW STRIKES?!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, thanks.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who in the bullpen throws strikes???

Let’s hope for the next batch of arms to come….

by Berndaddy on May 19, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

New arms please???

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

In all fairness to Beimel....

..he probably shouldn’t have been called back out for the 10th.

by MissB on May 19, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

+2

But, who else? Do we think Tavares would be better? Mock? Hanny? Maybe if they each went for one out…

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about my one armed grandmother?

She spanked the crap out of me when I was young…she’s only 87

by Berndaddy on May 19, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grandaddy?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was being serious...

i don’t doubt for a nanosecond that your grandmother could have pitched better than Joe B in the 10th.

by MissB on May 19, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ned?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shouldn't have run to the store.........

Beimel……

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

ELVIS?

FLIES OUT.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

WIL CHASES THE HIGH HEAT...

CINTRON?!

Okay, I’ll say it. Fire Manny.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s not Manny. He’s coaching a minor league pitching staff. It’s Lerner and Bowden’s doings.

by wxguy on May 19, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOWDEN!!

Why is Cintron still up? He’s 2-for-the-season, he’s not a great fielder… what possible role is he playing, other than PH-out? Also, Martis stays in one more inning, Villone’s scoreless two get us through 9, and Beimels on his first inning in the 10th. Martis could have made the last out in the 6th just as well without a RISP, and he easily had one inning left.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cintron's role? A-Rod impersonator.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta be roster moves after tonight........

"We can’t get any worse." ...-Lyin' Joe Beimel
"What's in the flask, Egg......magic potion?"

by cat daddy3000 on May 19, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

AND HERE COMES CINTR-O-N!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

YOU ARE NOT ALEX RODRIGUEZ!! STOP PRETENDING!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

SUCK-TRON

Sucks the life out of us again.
Are we all Zombies yet?

by MissB on May 19, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi everybody! I was away from TV tonight. Did I miss anything?
Ohhhhhhhh! It’s yet another turn out the lights the party is over! All good(bad things must come to an end.
Lerner’s Losers are about to do it again!

by wxguy on May 19, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Not unless we convert Strasburg into a closer on his off-days...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why provide a glimpse of hope for the future?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kind of sad, huh?

I keep hoping against hope that the Red Sox want nick and will be willing to part with Daniel Bard.
Yeah, he’s a former Tar Heel, but he also throws +100 mph and is a reliever. just got called up to Boston.

by MissB on May 19, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you missed it, the MASN broadcast confirmed scouts there to see Nick...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't really want Nick to go, but...

…he seems to be the most valuable trade material at this point.
The Nats are DESPERATE for better arms in the bullpen

by MissB on May 19, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunn at first all season makes me sick to my stomach a little...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can TAWH play 1st?

I mean he plays every other position.

by MissB on May 19, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Something tells me Hammer'd have to get a new glove...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the object is to find some pitchers who can last at least finish 7 innings , if not complete games.

by wxguy on May 19, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Federal Baseball.com An Unofficial Washington Nationals Support Group.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Punchin' out...what to write about this loss???

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tune in tomorrow when Federal Baseball.com Turns on the JINX!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't see Zimmermann possibly losing to the Pirates, so just mark a "W" in the win column for tomorrow now...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm calling CGS!

But only 2 RBI for Double-N.

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe even a no-hitter!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's going to be long hard work to fool the Jinx-Gods...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, it's not reverse jinx. It's all-jinx, all the time.

Tomorrow night is the start of 23-game winning streak. “They better win tomorrow,” says Mrs Doghouse, after hearing my summary of tonight’s disappointment. Hey, that’s not a jinx, it’s a threat!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

When are we going to see some brown paper bags on the head at the games?

by wxguy on May 19, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Instead, Nationals fans are dressing up as empty blue seats...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on May 19, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

You get the attendance you deserve...

[points at head]

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, the costumes are really convincing.

That explains how last night’s attendance was 17K… half of the fans dressed up!

"We are all jinxers in NatsTown™." --cat daddy3000

by Doghouse on May 19, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we lose the next 3 games, we are on track to lose 120 games!
Some improvement over the last 4 years.

by wxguy on May 19, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

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