GameThread: Cincinnati Reds At Washington Nationals- Game 57 or 58 of 162. VOTE ZIM!!! UPDATE.
Cincinnati Reds at Washington Nationals, Jun 11, 2009 4:35 PM EDT
Today's Starting Pitchers Are Going To Stare At You Now...
Lannan vs The Reds...
Ramon Hernandez - 1 for 4, .250 AVG, 1 HR, 2 RBI's.
Micah Owings - 1 for 2, .500 AVG.
Brandon Phillips - 3 for 6, .500 AVG, 1 RBI, 2 SB.
Willy Taveras - 1 for 7, .143 AVG, 2 SB.
Owings vs The Nationals...
Josh Bard - 0 for 4, .000 AVG.
Ronnie Belliard - 0 for 6, .000 AVG.
Elijah Dukes - 1 for 1, 1.000 AVG.
Adam Dunn - 3 for 5, .600 AVG, 1 HR, 2 RBI's.
Willie Harris - 1 for 10, .100 AVG, 1 HR, 3 RBI's.
Austin Kearns - 0 for 7, .000 AVG.
Josh Willingham - 0 for 3, .000 AVG.
Ryan Zimmerman - 0 for 6, .000 AVG.
VOTE ZIM!! UPDATE...
As of Monday, 6/8/09, Ryan Zimmerman trailed the NY Mets' David Wright by 247,745 votes for the starting spot at third base in the mid-summer classic. In third in the voting, the Braves' Chipper Jones trails Ryan Zimmerman by 106, 782. Here are the standings:
- David Wright (NYM) - 994,855.
- Ryan Zimmerman (WAS) - 747,380
- Chipper Jones (ATL) - 640,598.
More Paraphrased John Lannan Quotes From Yesterday's Blogger Conference Call With The Nationals:
Lannan -
- A veteran starter would help...
- The starters on the staff now know each other from the system...
- Opening Day was a rough day, stopped trusting stuff, too fine in the zone...
Does the National media constantly taking shots at Nationals bother players?
- We don't let it bother us, know what we have to do, started weak and record's not that good, but we know what we can do...
DC Starting Lineup...(courtesy of Washington Post writer Chico Harlan's article entitled, "Thanks, Holdes! Plus Comcast Apology And The Lineups.")
- The Guzzz - SS
- The Two-Star Spot General - 2B
- THE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!! - 3B
- The Big Best RF In DC!!! - 1B
- Elijah SSSSSSSUPER DUKESSSSSSS - CF
- THE HAMMER - LF
- AK - RF
- Wil "Blocker" Nieves - C
- "Cool Hand" Lannan - Eating 40 Eggs...
Check the NatCast if you're heading to Nationals Park...
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If you've only voted for Zim 25x, you're just not trying.
Vote now, vote Zim, vote often!
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
25 x's each Doghouse, that's it!! ;)
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
You can vote as many times as you want at games!
At least until your wife gets sick of you flicking chads all over that almost (but not quite) land in her beer and she makes you stop. Grab a few ballots to punch while you’re standing in line to buy beer! Bring a pencil, you only have to vote for Zim… I think I’m up to about 150…
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Who's Watching The Nationals?
Be home at 5:00 pm…I expect DC to be up by at least four by then…
LET’S GO NATS GO!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 4:03 PM EDT reply actions
GETTIN OUT THE ZACH DAY JERSEY
GOIN OFF TO WATCH THE JR NATS WHOOP HALL OF FAMER JOHN SMOLTZ
……………………. JUST LIKE THE MASN COMMERCIAL
GO NATS! GO NATS!
GO CHIEFS! GO CHIEFS1
Expect a full report, ryzim
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess it's just best not to look at the numbers for this game....
or, the names…..
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
Just don't look at the error totals...
…maybe the bats will wake up?
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Yeah, maybe the bats will wake up.......
Owings has to give up a hit to some of them sometime…
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
More 0's than our Vill0.00ne game...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
0 fer Owings....
Hey, Kearns earned a start…
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Leadoff single...
…but erases the leadoff runner on a bunt-single attempt.
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Charlie and Dave are goofing on Phillips' off-kilter hat-wearing style...
…so of course he singles. Runners 1-2 with one down…
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Maybe Lannan should have thrown a fake inning in the bullpen?
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
That's one good thing.........at least we don't have Taveras......
And, why do we not?
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Nieves guns down the trailing runner on a double steal attempt!
Two outs, man on third…
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Hammer catchs a shallow fly to end it!
Mild excitement, but Cool Hand threads the needle and puts up a zero.
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
And that will be Lannan's bad early inning........ no runs!!!
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Guz grounds to first to start the home half...
…he didn’t hack at the first pitch, so that’s something. It took 5 pitches to get Guz out! Let’s see what the General is good for in the two-spot… (DNTNJ…)
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
I guess the General wasn't stealing....
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Now Big Walky does his thing...
SOOPERDOOKS? They pitched around Dunn to get to you… take it personal!
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Ugh... slick play by Reds SS on hard ground ends the inning.
scoreless for now…
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Which Alex Gonzalez is this?....... Oh, the Florida one....
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Walky pushes him to second anyway...... DUKES!!!!
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Day off, I think. Haven't heard otherwise.
Want to start a trade rumor?
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Vroom vroom tha rumah starter...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
BOOOOOOO!
Zimmy throws it away after a great grab, run scores…. 1-0 Reds.. E=E+1
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Lannan finally gets a K to end the inning...
…no damage to his ERA, but already in line for a loss! GET SOME RUNS, NATS!
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
The WP also ties the Nats for 1st with the Dodgers at 34.........
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Hammer out to lead off the 2nd...
…come on, Josh! Aw, lines out right at the 2B.
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
More gold-glove hijinx from Gonzalez robs a hit from Nieves!
Kearns on 2nd to give the RBI chance to Lannan… You’ll have to do it all yourself tonight, Cool Hand…
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
E: 57 - Zimmerman throws one away...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:14 PM EDT reply actions
Rob Dibble does not want you to be excited about Stephen Strasburg...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:15 PM EDT reply actions
The only thing I'm excited about are 8 more months of 'Natinals' jokes
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
The SRG got five in in under 2 minutes...Can't get enough...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
She says, "Nat'nals".......
Like that Beverly Crusher episode of STNG…
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I won't lie, i watched it four or five times, cause it was killing me...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
The SRG = Internet Olivia Munn...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
WESLEY!!
The actor has turned in a geek’s geek (in a good way), but MAN that character bugged me. I think he’s the reason I never got into TNG.
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Society To Turn Wesley Crusher Into a Small, White Dodecahedron......
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Worf!!!
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
The lazy college kid that wants to take it easy this Summer?
(that’s what I’d do….. he’ll never see Summer again…)
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I suppose there are islands somewhere........... nevermind...
Report to Harrisburg, you slacker!!!
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Dukes and AK each chase down a fly ball...
…jealous of Hammer? Show the infield who’s got gloves!
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Hmmm.... Lannan the groundballer gets 3 fly outs...
Not complaining about the 7-pitch 1-2-3, mind you
SCORE SOME RUNS!
Top of the order due in the 3rd!
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
The Guzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Grounder through the right side to start it off!
Move ’im over, General! Hell, knock ’im in!
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Good thing Guz was running...General grounds out...NJWHS...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
TS™...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
By the end of the season, game threads will be entirely acronyms and symbols...
…and, sadly, we’ll all know exactly what each other is talking about…
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
5 people will think it's hill-areeous...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions
4? Someone's bound to drop off around loss 90...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Pfff. Fair weather fans!
Err, “Category 3 Hurricane fans.” Real fans stay for 4 and 5!
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
"The Finger of God."
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions
THE KIDS CALL IT WALKING!!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay, I'll settle for the walk, but if Dunn Ks we're going to have a talk, young man.
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Passed ball puts two in scoring position for Dunn...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
It should insult, my good friend Dukes...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Y-Dunn-K-Y...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
VACATION-ROSCOE IS BACK!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Please don't live up to the "0's"....
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Y-Dukes-Y?
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
W0sh0ngt0n N0t0n0ls?
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions
The No "O" Natinals!!! Natinals Joke #6 of the Day!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks, it'll be in the national press all season!!!
And, uh, try the fish!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Shoulda been the Grys.......
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
No "O" Exps...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
HBP + BB = Uh-oes...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Roscoe is off again.
Catch y’all tonight. WooHoo. Baseball.
I have a good feeling about this game. (kidding)
Aloha.
Aloha means goodbye and also hello it's in how you inflect!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Do not take the lead in the WP category........
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
Finally an out... runners at the corners...
Quick, get a DP before he steals second!
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Lannan drops an 0-2 bender on Rosales...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Huh, didn't even realize the General was at second til I saw that...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Hammered!! Leadoff single!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:50 PM EDT reply actions
Hit #2!!!!.......... Like this lineup?
“…against the Tampa Bay Rays of the American League. Dunn will become the designated hitter, leaving Willingham available to return to left field and Kearns to start in right.”
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
They're talking to Dunn's wife and kid on MASN, and when Kearns came up the kid started yelling:
“Austin, Austin, Austin”….awww….then the kid said, “Don’t K!”
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:52 PM EDT reply actions
"Those people are just shading themselves from the sun."
…deny Charlie and Dave as some fans start to open umbrellas…
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Kearns is crushing the kids' dreams, too........ Ksos...
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
Ow! Nieves takes one for the team, runners 1-2, one down...
…can Cool Hand bunt?
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Not successfully...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions
And Guz grounds out to strand a couple more...
…just like last season. Good times. Except not very good.
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Clutchiness is overrated...
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Not just overrated...it's not real...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Now Jesus! He is teh clutch!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Now 2-0 to Gomes and McCatty's out for the McChatty...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Lannan pops up Gomes...now the o-ffense has to do SOMETHING!!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions
It worked!!! Cat growled to play hardball!!!
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Stop hitting people OWINGS!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Ouch, off the hands!
Leadoff baserunner, however you have to do it…
Rally time, Zimmy!!
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Ahhh, thought Zimmer had it...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Pop out. Way to increase your trade value.
Let’s go, SOOPERDOOKS! Show these chumps how it’s done.
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Dunn on 5/11 - .318....6/11 .255...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
As advertised.......
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
For the second night in a row, starter holds opposition to 2 runs, with NO SUPPORT!!!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe it changes this inning!!!
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember when there used to be rally innings?
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
Vaguely...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Hammer chips one just over the IF for a leadoff single...
…let’s see if we can do something with a leadoff baserunner this inning. We’ve had plenty of practice so far this game.
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
KEARNS!!!!! DARN IT KEARNS!! THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY STAYING WITH YOU, PLEASE WORK YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS?
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I think that worked?
Or was that Nieves? (Who?)
Honestly, I wasn’t paying attention.
by Chris Pendley on Jun 11, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Nieves...Kearns gots nothings...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
NJ: Is Kearns’s slump a little longer than you thought?
ACTA: Yeah it’s taking him a little long and we need him now that we don’t have Flores in our lineup. The bottom part of our lineup has suffered without him. We need him to step up. We’re going to see what he is going to do now in this interleague series because it is going to give us an opportunity to have an extra hitter there. Then after that, we’re going to have to make a decision.
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, when did I make a sig line?
Sweet. Didn’t even notice that until now.
Would that be a return of Blastings, or Maxwell?
by Chris Pendley on Jun 11, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I added it around the time you typed it.......
I vote for J-Max, or just go with Hammer as the 4th OF..
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Nieves singles in front of Nick "Pinch Hit" Johnson...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
SCOTCH GOGGLES warming...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
NIEVES! Pulls one for a change, and now it's runners 1-2...
..NJ!!! out to PH!
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
NJ singles, but Bruces come up quickly and now it's loaded...
…c’mon, Guzzie!
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
There's no way they screw this up, right?
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
They only got one...... not a rally inning...
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHA
you’re being serious?
….
….
oh.
by Chris Pendley on Jun 11, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Just jinxy...... I fail at that, too....
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
(kicks dirt....)
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Trademark single™ to right for Two-Spot!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Good idea not to go on that one.
That was a bullet by Bruce. On the plus side, we’re set up well for the ensuing double play.
Well, there could be a strikeout/flyout or strikeout/groundout.
Just throwing that out there.
by Chris Pendley on Jun 11, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Lazy third baseman...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
See, I was right!
Not my fault Hairston brainlocked. On the plus side, there’s a non-zero chance to tie it.
by Chris Pendley on Jun 11, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Or give Taveras something to do...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Teh Goggles are on...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Willingham cuts off Dukes to catch Rosales flyout...DUKES WAS CALLING IT HOTSHOT!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Tavarez sets the Reds down in order, gets Hairston chasing, mayhap the Nationals will support Goggles...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Hammer needed to show Manny that he can actually catch a ball...
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
He had cartoon "build-up to a run" legs going...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Hammer has a long torso or short legs or something..... I can totally see it...
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
All yours.....
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
LET'S SEE IF LEADOFF WALKS HURT THE OTHER TEAM???
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
BIG POPPY...NOT THAT ONE...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
It's his eyes...I want to see THE LIST...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
YEAH........ THROW A WP, TOO
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay, Hammer, stop stat-padding and show us some clutch!
Enough with the solo shots.
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Pads his BB stats...2 on for Kea...ahh crap...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, thanks Josh for leaving it up to....... that guy...
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, everyone has the book on Kearns
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Charlie: "Josh will look for one to hammer, here..."
Heh. But he popped it foul.
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Oh, great, two runners for Kearns to strand.
You’re not rewarding my faith this season, Bluegrass. Or last season.
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
And like clockwork, SlumpGrass K's
"This is a freakin' do-good league, it's not a try-good league...." Josh Bard 5/31/09
AK's slump is directly tied to a lack of tasty baked goods!
..or is that my slump? No, that one’s from beer…
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Well, I am going to bake more biscotti tonight, but
I think we’ve established that neither baking, nor gradening, nor much anything else seems to help these days.
It’s really sad.
"This is a freakin' do-good league, it's not a try-good league...." Josh Bard 5/31/09
Yeah, but when the Nats lose, you still have biscotti and/or nice flowers.
If not’s de-jinxing, at least it’s consoling…
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
True dat.
However, all this darn rain is crushing my flowers.
I guess that’s an apt metaphor for this team.
"This is a freakin' do-good league, it's not a try-good league...." Josh Bard 5/31/09
Nothng but crushed flowers in NatsTown...
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure Acta wait a while, not like you have 57 games of evidence of what Kearns can do...
Oh, noes…I just started in on Acta too…
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
yeaaaaa, Ed -- welcome to my corner of the universe!!!!!
it’s the place where dreams go to die.
Sigh.
"This is a freakin' do-good league, it's not a try-good league...." Josh Bard 5/31/09
I thought that was right-center in RFK...
…wait that was where HR’s went to die…
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Next thing you'll be calling for them to fire Bowden...
I keed! I keed!
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Stupid lying media cost DC their GM...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Not a live one.
Sorry, Ed. that was just too easy…
and I am an incurable riposter.
"This is a freakin' do-good league, it's not a try-good league...." Josh Bard 5/31/09
If ducks are set up they must be shot down...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly.
Points are subtracted by the universe if one misses set-up ducks opportunities.
"This is a freakin' do-good league, it's not a try-good league...." Josh Bard 5/31/09
+ Duck SOUP!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Curveball away.......
“We’ll have to make a decision…”
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
C&D are goofing on Tavarez-Taveras a la Tomayto-Tomahto..
…from which they go right into Tischner/Taschner.
And it’s the best part of the game so far.
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Goggles has the first two...Gomes won't quit...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Whew....Goggles gets out of the 8th
2-1 still intact.
TIME FOR A RALLY, NATS.
"This is a freakin' do-good league, it's not a try-good league...." Josh Bard 5/31/09
Scotch Goggles holds it close, bottom of the eighth...RALLY INNING???
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
If not now, when?
"This is a freakin' do-good league, it's not a try-good league...." Josh Bard 5/31/09
LINE DRIVE SINGLE!! AMAZING!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
"ELVIS" IS GONNA GET ARTHUR RHODES...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
OH NOES!! HE HAS A FLAT BRIM!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
STUPID PICK OFF THROW HITS TAWH!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
ELVIS SNEAKS A SINGLE THROUGH SHORT!!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
NOT BUNTING!!!! GO MANNY GO!!!
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
BUNT DOESN'T WORK! MANNY WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
TAWH IS GONNA START IT!!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, I'll be...
…leadoff baserunner! Again. Will we do something with it this time?
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Play for one? Not the big inning?....... Ho'kay...
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
MORE FREE BASEBALL!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
MANNYGERING!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
PH for Nieves............ not what I would do...
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
lolololololol....
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
heh.... always funny...
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
And we just got an exhibit A on why we bunt...
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
Ow! The pickoff play without anyone to cover nails Harris in the foot...
…of course, hitting TAWH means it doesn’t go rocketing off into RF and give up some bases…
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
ELVIS IS SWINGING!!
SLAPS ONE PAST HAIRSTON AND IT’S RUNNERS ONE-TWO WITH NO OUTS!!
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
RIGHT-HANDED GUZ!!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Cannot bunt.......
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, and it keeps TAWH fromracing to 3rd before he gets bpicked off
Wahhhhh.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-
AGGGGHHH!
General drills it into the OF, but the runners freeze! Bases loaded.
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
BASES LOADED FOR HEROMAN!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I MEAN ZIMMERMAN!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
But on the positive side....
it wasn’t a DP.
We takes whats we get…. as little as it is.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-
That's great....... that's just great...
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
HIT-IT-MAN, HIT-IT-MAN, HIT-IT-MAN
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-
ZIM VS MASSET
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
NODPNODPNODPNODPNODPNODPNODP!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
THE REDS THROW AWAY THE DP!! TWO RUNS SCORE!!! 3-2 DC!!!!!!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
THE GENERAL'S TAKEOUT ON THE DP MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
AND DUNN SINGLES TO LEFT!!!! SO NOT CLUTCH! BUT HEY!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
3-1 TO ZIM!!! THIS CHUMP'S GONNA WALK HIM!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
You know, this is the second time I've been right about double play balls with the bases loaded.
Not that I care about being wrong, mind you….
by Chris Pendley on Jun 11, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
it was a low pitch to ZIm
He could have left it.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
The Nats finally get a break on Elvis' take-out slide and the bad check-swing call
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Well, awright... the BIg Donkey singles...finally.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-
And yippeeee for the ERROR
NATS LEAD!!!!!!
3-2
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-
I know...
it;s so much nicer when that happens for the home team.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-
All we need now is for the umps to call real strikes and we'll be ok.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
MACDOODLE!!!!!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
But, of course.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-
Did Dunn just go the other way?
Tack on! Drive ’em in, SOOPER DOOKS!
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
ECKSTEIN = GENIUS WITH INTEGRITY!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
PLEASE N0.00T HANNY!!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
BEIMEL!!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
make that G0.00 N0.00
Ohhh0.00 it’s Beimel.
Hombre Lobo!
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-
W0.0 H0.00
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-
He can't leave 8 LOB
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't want to be his friend anymore....
yes, I am an unrepentant jinxer…..
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Wasn't that nice...
made me LOL.
payback for hitting TAWH on the foot.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-
Wait, now Ronnie is at first?
Okay, I guess that’s a defensive upgrade over Dunn…
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
S0.00RTA!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
(slowly hides my Ronnie B. Fan Club membership card...)
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
LET'S GO NATS GO!!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
FLY BALL TO RIGHT!! BALLGAME!!! NATIONALS WIN!! NATIONALS WIN!!! 3-2 final!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
ROSALES VS BEARDED BEIMEL...TWO OUT...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
BANG ZOOM! OOPS, SORRY CHIEF!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
NATS WIN!!!!!!! NATS WIN!!! NATS WIN!!!!!
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-
16-42 WITH A WIZARD!!!!!!!!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
One in a Row!!!!!!!! ....... again...
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I forgot...
how many do the Nats have to win before the clowns go home and the circus music stops?
More than 2 in a row?
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-
We'll get that clown yet........
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Just sent Roscoe the update, him and his fishes will be so happy...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
NOT 20 GAMES BACK!!!!
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Sox mocks... its time to hammer them.
Bring out the broom!
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
You're drinking Ed's juice again, I see.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-
IT'S GUARANTEED TO NOT LEAVE YOU WITH DUNN AT FIRST!!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Ragging on the Big Dinkey again?
Poor Big Donkey.
Not!
he has kind of sucked bad the last few games.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-
Oops, Big Donkey...but he really has been kind of Dinkey, no?
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-
I can't wait to write in the Big Dinkey in tomorrow's lineup!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah but his no-pressure Shift-beating single was the s--t!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
What's up with going beyond the Three True Outcomes?
That Dunn is a tricksy one…
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
WHEN ONE "GEENYUS" IS ADDED TO THE EQUATION THE ANSWER CHANGES!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
He wants his BA back up to .300...... so, nothing but dinkers...
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Miss B.!!!
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't try to keep up with Ed on the juice!
Remember when he drained the Red Loft? The man is a monster! In a good way, of course.
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
I WILL OUTDRINK ANYONE WHO COMES TO THE LOFT!!!! I MIGHT PASS OUT AND HAVE TO WRITE MY POSTGAME WHEN I WAKE UP AT 4:00 AM!!! BUT...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
But the real question is:
do the Nats win or lose in direct or inverse ratio to your drinking?
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-
And if you drink more, does it feel like they're winning anyway?
by Chris Pendley on Jun 11, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
or maybe you just care less after X+1+1+1 beers!
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-
Uh, I don't remember...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I GOT A QUESTION
WHAT RADIO STATION ARE THE NATS ON IN THE DC AREA
LAST NIGHT I COULD BARELY MAKE THE END OF THE GAME OUT SOMEWHERE AROUND 1400 IN SYRACUSE
The MLB Audio subscription is $20/season, I think...
…and you can get the home or away audio coverage for every game with no blackouts. I use it to listen to games at work.
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Personally, I think it was my late appearance that brought it all home.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
Thank you, Mezza!!!
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I choose to use my powers for good....not evil.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
You may be right.
Muy thanx.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-
Mezza the jinx-breaker!
This is a heavy responsibility, but I’ll buy you a beer the next time I see you at a home game. Heck, TWO beers!
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
You can discount the beer off of that...
…so it’s only like 1485… probably more like 1480 (ballpark beer is even more expensive in $AUS!)
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
AUD is back to 0.80USD
I should have brought a ticket when it was 0.95USD… :(
Im defintiely coming to a game next season.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
Now you have to show up late every time...be responsible!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
For real?
Did Smoltz, smoke them — or did he get smoked?
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-
NEITHER
THEY MADE US WAIT IN A DOWNPOUR FOR 1HR AND 40 MINUTES
AND THEN CALLED THE GAME
SMOLTZ PROBABLY WONT PITCH TOMORROW VS THE JUNIOR NATS
HES HEADED BACK TO BOSTON
WHO KNEW KASTEN ALSO RAN A MINOR LEAGUE TEAM!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
You got home for the only National-friendly part of this game!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you activating the jinx in advance of the next game?
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-
MORE FISH TO FRY!!
RAYS ARE FISH RIGHT? WHO CARES—IT’S ALL GOOD DEEP-FRIED! STREAK!!
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
YEAH, STREAK'S COMING...
I CAN FEEL IT…
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-
I'll streak on the field...
What?
I wish I had a federalbaseball.com t-shirt to wear. I’d definitely get on tv tomorrow night. Carpenter would say something witty and Dibble would chuckle. 14 rows behind Rays dugout (parents are Rays fans…and it’s their anniversary…or I’d be behing the Nats…so there’s my explanation).
What the....is a DH?
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Thinking...
1 – Guz – SS
2 – Two-Spot – 1B
3- Zim – 3B
4 – Big Dinkie – (DHBD= DH by Design)
5 – Hammer – LF (Definitely left, he was right)
6- Dukes – RF
7- Justin Maxwell – CF (Sorry, Slump Grass)
8 – Wil “Blocker” Nieves – C
9 – General Hard Slide – 2B
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks like a decision that should be made......
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
2 out 3 raccoons nod in approval...it is passed.
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Raccoon #3 hangs his head like AK walking back to the dugout and raises his paw in agreement...
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 12, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Does he raise both paws on inside strikes...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!
STILL LAUGHING…….
No. 3 raises both paws in the affirmative… (still hanging head)…
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 12, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Training-wheel league baseball
Surprised they haven’t gone for the tee by now…
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 11, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
There's a place for an exhibition league, but I don't care for playing them
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 12, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Punchin' out, hungry and an exciting win to write about!!! See ya in the post game...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 11, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions
Good work, as usual, Ed.
G’night.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

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