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Washington Nationals at Tampa Bay Rays, Jun 12, 2009 7:38 PM EDT


Washington Nationals'  Elijah Dukes (34) celebrates with third base coach Pat Listach (37) after Dukes hit a solo home run against the Philadelphia Phillies in the third inning of a baseball game Monday, April 27, 2009, in Philadelphia.  (AP Photo/H. Rumph Jr )

More photos » by H. Rumph Jr - AP

7 months ago: Washington Nationals' Elijah Dukes (34) celebrates with third base coach Pat Listach (37) after Dukes hit a solo home run against the Philadelphia Phillies in the third inning of a baseball game Monday, April 27, 2009, in Philadelphia. (AP Photo/H. Rumph Jr )


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Washington Nationals
@ Tampa Bay Rays

Friday, Jun 12, 2009, 7:38 PM EDT
Tropicana Field

Craig Stammen vs Matt Garza

?'s For The DC Faithful...

• What The .... Is A DH?

• Dukes? Success Or Failure In His Return To Tampa?

• Dunn As DH, Things As They Should Be?

• Will The Nationals Benefit Or Suffer From More Playing Time For Austin Kearns?

• Does Stammen Stand A Chance?

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Elijah SSSSSUPER DUKESSSSS - Live At The Trop!!!

When the Tampa Bay Rays traded "troubled" outfielder Elijah Dukes to DC back on December 3rd 2007, then-Senior-Now-Executive Vice President of Baseball Operations, Andrew Friedman told MLB.com's Bill Chastain, in an article entitled, "Rays give Dukes a new lease on life", that the Rays as a team had always been, "...committed to providing Elijah the support needed to get his personal and professional life back on track," and the Rays determined, and Dukes seemed to agree, that, as Mr. Friedman put it then, "He has made progress, and a logical next step is a change of cities and a fresh start..." 

Elijah Dukes' assessment of the trade to Washington, as told to the MLB.com writer, Mr. Chastain:

"'It's an important move for my career and gives me the chance to prove myself both on and off the field. I appreciate this opportunity, and I'm looking forward to meeting the fans of Washington, D.C., as we move into a brand-new ballpark.'"

In 124 games at the major league level since being given "a fresh start", Dukes has hit .261 AVG (110 for 422) as a Washington National, collecting 25 doubles, 3 triples, 19 HR's, 71 RBI's and 15 stolen bases, with 65 walks and 117 K's, a .361 OBP, .449 SLG, and an .835 OPS (117 OPS+).

In an article entitled, "Dukes, Rays to meet (for first time) since 2007 deal", at the Washington Nationals' official site yesterday, which previewed the upcoming Interleague Series with the Rays, (which is the Nationals' first series with the Rays since they welcomed Tampa to RFK in '06 (6/30-7/1))MLB.com's Bill Ladson asked Elijah Dukes what it would be like to come back and play in the city where he got his first chance in the Majors, Dukes' response:

"'I'm cool with it. I've been playing in Florida for a long time," Dukes said. 'I'm pretty familiar with playing in front of my home crowd. I have family watching over there. It's like playing at home.'"

At "home", at the Trop, Dukes has hit .235 (19 for 81) in 24 games in his career, with 2 doubles, 2 triples, 3 HR's, 9 RBI's and 2 stolen bases, posting a .376 OBP, .420 SLG, and a .796 OPS. So far in 2009, Dukes is hitting .258 in 18 games away from Washington, collecting 3 of his 9 doubles, 1 of his 6 HR's and 13 of his 27 '09 RBI's. Asked by MLB.com's Mr. Ladson for his assessment of his own work so far in the '09 campaign, Dukes told the MLB.com writer:

"'I'm not satisfied with what I'm doing,' he said. 'I need to be more consistent. I'm trying to keep working and get things turned around'"

In his last 10 games heading into the weekend series, Dukes is hitting just .200 (7 for 35), dropping his season average from .277 on May 17 to .253 today, with 2 2B, 2 HR's and 4 RBI's over that stretch. 

DC Manager Manny Acta provided this assessment of Elijah Dukes' progress as a professional to Washington Post writer Mark Viera for a Nationals Journal post entitled, "Acta On The Hitting Slump And Lineup Changes":

"I think (Dukes has) done a good job for us. He lost some time on the DL, but he's done a good job. Obviously every wants to hit .300 and hit all the home runs and RBIs, so far he's done well. Some of these guys have gone down a little bit, tailed off, but we weren't expecting everyone here to hit .350 like they were in the beginning. He's going to be fine. When he gets the opportunity to get on the field and not lose time on the DL, he's going to be fine because he's too talented to struggle for a period of time."

Today's Rays' Starting Pitcher Is Going To Stare At You Now...(And I Think That's A Stink Eye He's Flashing)


Matt Garza

#22 / Pitcher / Tampa Bay Rays

6-4

215

R

R

Nov 26, 1983

 

 

'09 Stats - (4-4, 3.55 ERA), 12 GS, 78.2 IP, 59  H, 32 R, 31 ER, 10 HR, 30 BB, 68 K's, 1.13 WHIP, .206 BAA. 

vs DC - N/A

Origin Story - Drafted by Twins (1st Round, 25th overall in 2005), Traded To TB - 11/28/07 w/ Eduardo Morlan and Jason Bartlett for Brendan Harris, Jason Pridle and Delmon Young.)



Craig Stammen

#35 / Pitcher / Washington Nationals

6-3

210

R

R

Mar 09, 1984

 

'09 Stats - (0-2, 6.45 ERA), 4GS, 22.1 IP, 24 H, 17 R, 16 ER, 2 HR, 6 BB, 8 K's, 1.34 WHIP, .267 BAA. 

vs TB - N/A

Origin Story - Drafted by DC - 12th Round (354th overall) in 2005 out of University of Dayton(OH).


DC Starting Lineup: My Predictions...(DH + DC = LOOK OUT NOW!!)

1 - Guz – SS
2 -Two-Spot – 1B
3 - Zim – 3B
4 - Big Dinkie – (DHBD= DH by Design)
5 - Hammer – LF (Definitely left, he was right)
6 - Dukes – RF
7- Justin Maxwell – CF (Sorry, Slump Grass)
8 - Wil "Blocker" Nieves – C
9 - General Hard Slide – 2B

Actual DC Starting Lineup: 

 

  1. The Guzzzz - SS
  2. Nick "Two-Spot" Johnson - 1B
  3. THE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!! - 3B
  4. The Big Dinkie! - DH
  5. Elijah SSSSUPER DUKESSSS - RF
  6. THE HAMMER - LF
  7. TAWH - CF
  8. The Bard - C
  9. Anderson "Elvis" Hernandez - 2B

 

A Note From Doghouse Admonishing Those Who Only Vote For Ryan Zimmerman For The All-Star Game 25x's As I Recommended Yesterday:

Doghouse: 

If you've only voted for Zim 25x, you're just not trying. Vote now, vote Zim, vote often!
(ed. note - "But Doghouse? 25x's each that's all you can vote, right? ;) ") 

Doghouse:

"You can vote as many times as you want at games!

At least until your wife gets sick of you flicking chads all over that almost (but not quite) land in her beer and she makes you stop. Grab a few ballots to punch while you’re standing in line to buy beer! Bring a pencil, you only have to vote for Zim… I think I’m up to about 150…"

VOTE ZIM!!!!

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LETS TRY THIS AGAIN

HEADED OUT TO SEE THE JUNIOR NATS WHOOP SMOLTZY
SHOULD BE BACK FOR 4TH OR 5TH INNING

GO NATS GO!
GO CHIEFS GO!

by ryzim22 on Jun 12, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Will Smoltz get MOCK'd?

Also, Stammen’s picture isn’t stare-y enough.

VOTE ZIM!

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mock the Smoltz

Isn’t Smoltz yiddish for something…oh I just looked at a Yiddish to English dictionary and here the closest I got.

Shmaltz: Grease or fat; (slang) flattery; to sweet talk, overly praise, dramatic

BTW here is you yiddish word of the day!!!
Shpitsfinger: Toes
Usage – - – Can you imagine a shpitsfinger fast ball?, the rabbi said to the baker. Shpitsfinger, oy rabbi that’s a good one..was the man lying on he’s shvantz or what?

by Berndaddy on Jun 12, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why did the Nationals have 9 position players in the lineup I saw?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Are they doing without a pitcher or something?

I don’t understand AL baseball. Do they hit off of a tee?

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And they get 4 strikes I hear...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ROSCOE at the Trop says:

In BP:

“Donkey launched some monsters to right. Kearns stinks in BP also. Two-Spot is dialed in. Belli looks good too…”

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If Kears was even hitting like .270-.280, they'd be a good AL team with Hammer/Dukes/Kearns, Dunn DH..

Willie out there is less impressive…but he is AMAZING…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Kearns"

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guz took a 3-0 pitch?

Ah, but not the 3-1 pitch… HACK!

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GUZ WILL NOT BE WALKED!

Leadoff single!

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nick gets 94 mph heat inside for strike one...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's with all the cheering, Roscoe must be scared...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NJ 1B™!

Two on, no out!

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fastball didn't make it outside!! NJ™ Two on for Ryan Zimmer...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zimmy Ks...

DINKERZ?

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DINKER!!!

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DUNN'S MIGHTY SINGLE = 1-0 NATS!

Can you do better SOOPERDOOKS? Show ’em!!

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ssSSSUPER DUKESSSsss!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Y-Zim-K-Y???

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heee... I love the Charlie says, "DH" like it's a foreign word that he's not sure how to pronounce...

…and that might actually mean something dirty if you say it wrong…

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Im in time to start a rally in the first

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dunn hears you...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GET'R'DUNN!!!! Trademark Dunn single to center for an RBI and a 1-0 lead!!!

Dunn-K™

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

MEZZA! MEZZA!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

more importantly - ive just got onto MLBtv

So now i can watch us suck all the time

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fixed that for ya...

Wow we scored and it’s not the late innings

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ssssSSSSUPER DUKESssss RBI double, 3-0 DC!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Third time's the charm?

Or would it be the fourth DC team in the AL?

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trop = CB MiniPark?

Will we need like a ten-run cushion?

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not with Stammers on the mound!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stop it with the cowbell already...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Garza in a long inning

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3-0 lead after a half, hows about a good start for Stammen!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greetings and farewell........ off to work and you guys have the comm..... 3-0??? Cool...

DUKES!!!!!!!

"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Jun 12, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hello and goodbye and WE HAVE A LEAD!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Stammen's settle in dance before he pitches...shuffle, shuffle...I feel a nickname brewing...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Dealer?

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shuffle, shuffle, I get it...

Craigy KGB??

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pyay the myan his Kyays...

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ROSCOE at the Trop says:

“Their “Clint” is just as bad as ours…"

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps this is a profession at which it is impossible to excel.

Or at least practice unannoyingly.

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stammens got a good sinker

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

C&D were talking about his last start with the Mets...

…apparently his sinker was up, so he was fooling around with a slider—a pitch he’d never used before! Let’s hope that experiment is over, pending further practice.

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1 on put away the slider...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sinker

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if he keeps it low he's nasty

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For the K!

Lotta pitches so far… quick out on Crawford!

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Had like 7 in one game though...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

6 on May 3rd against Boston...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he looks sharp though

keep the sinker down kid and he might have some joy.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Leadoff hitter letting everyone see the pitch selection...

This AL ball is loco..

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

1-2-3

They can see em as much as they like…but they cant hit em

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

High in the zone which is almost as good as underhand...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's just a little up

Fastball is ok but his location is cr@p

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bard with the NJ™ single to start the second!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hernandez beat out the DP

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was waiting for Stammen to come up to bunt...

…this is NOT baseball.

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

I hate the AL.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guz is one sweet hacker!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GUNNED DOWN

Hernandez is caught going to 2

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good thing the Yankees got rid of Navarro, he stinks...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guz chases one around the chin

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently AL-Guzman does walk...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

im buying the t-shirt

I was there when Guzman walked

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Guz walks?!

¡AL beisbol es loco!

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AL Math Lesson...

3-0 Deficit = Less Cowbell!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I've got a fever, and the only cure is...

…LESS COWBELL!

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Mr. Maddon is fiery...I don't know if I like that better...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great play

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

on the extreme shift

NJ didnt leave the bag…. get back into the dugout

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

bout time we got another break

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GUUUUUZ! A fancy play that sounds delish on the radio!

I hope they have a replay up soon…

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Helps having a shortstop arm at second...

Nick totally stayed on the bag…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought he was just on

But i also dont care if he wasnt

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can we double up Burrell?

They have DPs in the AL, don’t they?

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ooo, Almost Burrell...It was out in Philly, I know, pick up the bat again!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

JESUS

Burrell hits one into space….but foul

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Burrell walks, Zobrist should have just waited, now his shirt's dirty...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's like when Dad comes in when the kids aren't listening to Mom...

What’s the baseball equivalent of “Don’t make me pull the car over!!”

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dishing the dirt on St Claire

apparently the pitchers didnt like him…

Stammen gets the K

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who dished on the "Saint"?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the commentators

said he had a strong plan and called the pitches from the bench…pitches didnt like that…

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not Dibble - was a Rays colour guy - I think

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, so it's in the press kit?

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hehe, could be...

I have no idea who i am listening to.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

C&D dishing on the "relentless" announcements/music at the Trop..

…fantasizing about “cones of silence” at the hotel tonight…

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Big AB right here

Stammen needs an out

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Acta out to argue after Zobrist somehow gets around tag at the plate...Dukes nailed him, Ump crazy...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Les umpires sont fous a la League Americain!

Comme le baseball la…

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by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO WAY

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HE WAS OUT BY A MILE

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was out...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HE ISNT IN THERE

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AAAGH BARD!

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blocking the plate 101...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTH??

Dukes guns down the runner at home, but Bard misses the tag? Huh? They got Navarro rounding first, I guess—what was the play?

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Alright, on slo mo, Bard tags chest while leg hits plate...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate Bard

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

THE KIDS CALL IT ...FOUL???

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

just

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zim singles

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by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3-1 to Dunn coming...Dial in Donkey...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunn walks...Two on for Super Dukes...?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big walky for Dunn

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Why don't they call and ask for a REPLAY," snarks Dave...

…as Charlie admits Bard screwed up the tag after further replay examination. BARD!!

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BIG WALKIE!

It’s hard to keep track of all the outcomes he’s got going on now…

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dukes now tied for 1st in NL OF assists...

…in spite of his time on the DL. SOOPERDOOKS!

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BARD!! HE WOULD HAVE BEEN #1!! #1!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ks

He should have bunted

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh...I don't think Dukes does that...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

More bunts

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"He is the One?"

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dukes out hacking...

…but he still got the RBIs earlier! Show a little more patience, Elijah—like last year.

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hammer with the unproductive FO...Amazing?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TAWH having some cuts

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bad luck... nearly beat the bobble

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zobrist "Belliard's" a grounder but throws Harris out...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stammen has to keep the ball low

he’s starting to get up in the zone.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BJ singles on a high sinker

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How do i fast forward this interview???

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rays are runners...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crawford is drilled

Bout time – own that plate Stammen

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crawford hit in the #'s...

This McChatty is brought to you by Federal Baseball.com!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

McChatty,,,, gold

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

Throws into left field as Bard sinks the black…. way to go

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BARD!!

That’s TWO runs he’s cost us now.

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 after the inevitable sac...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stammen looks a touch rattled

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stammen need to do it all...

…gets the big K…

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

needed it

chased a bad call

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

.228 Pena? Ouch...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

great hook by Stammen

keep it going lad

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

does just that... big K

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

STAMMEN!

Comes back to hold the lead with two straight Ks!

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pena, Stammen's curve, Stammen's curve, Pena!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought that bonehead play from Bard might have rattled him but

nope, he gets nasty

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

E: 58.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon, Now Bard, make up for the throw...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and tag

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or ground out weakly and trot out of the box...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Garza missed on pitch 75 with a 96mph on the gun

Bard grounds out… give him the hook

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hernandez singles and is ready to be caught stealing

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Guzman and Johnson strand Hernandez at first...3-2 DC in the 4th...

If Guz swings at the first pitch, he’ll never walk!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time for a ryzim rally?

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

whooohooooo

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

mock went 6 giving up 2 hits.....

and logan kensing( who by the way can sing)
got the save

chiefs win both games 4-1

by ryzim22 on Jun 12, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Smoltz got MOCK'd!!! Love it!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NICE, FINAL CUT KASTO is thriving!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AND GET THIS

J-MAX HIT A HOMER

by ryzim22 on Jun 12, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

KEARNS!!!! Off Smoltz? Or the relief?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OFF THE KNUCKLEBALLER IN GAME 2

HE WAS CLOCKED AT 52 NUMEROUS TIMES

by ryzim22 on Jun 12, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

52!!! Har!

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's ridiculous, did it loop in the air like a Bugs Bunny pitch?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bring him up for Kearns

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did Smoltz not have the book on him?

He wasn’t pitching him outside?

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope it wasnt Lasto

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta increase his trade value...

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

apparently he could be gone...i was so excited

i hate showponies

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ssSSUPER DUKESSss, two-RBI double after Dunn's trademark RBI single!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lets not forget bard...he's contribution....

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

*his*

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea i was a little slow here 16000kms away

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But yeah, Bard's up for BLAME if we lose...

…Dukes had a runner thrown out at the plate by a mile, and Bard couldn’t block the plate. Then he sailed a throw on a double steal.

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tal-BOT! Must. Score. Goals.!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Whammy! No Whammy No Whammy! Stop!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Burrell

I have no idea

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fred McGriff!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greg Vaughn?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aubrey Huff!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boo!!! I had two guesses...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ROSCOE at the Trop:

“They despise Dukes down here.”

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Vacationing...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No friends for Dukes

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big Walkie!

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow a race with a bunch of drink bottles, that's dumb...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

pizza looked good

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One-out walk from Stammen in the Rays' fifth..cue stolen base...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hes on ball 6

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Johnson picks it and its 2 out

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stammen might be done

Walks lead off

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He's been good today

kept it in the game… he should be 3-0, the Rays were given both runs

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2-0 Pens!

Talbot(?!?!?!) with both goals.

by Graysnail on Jun 12, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Must. Score. Goals.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is weird.

He’s had an awesome couple of series (for him), but expecting him to come through here is just insane.

Also important: note that “zero”.

by Graysnail on Jun 12, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

M.A.'s le mieux!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BIG K from Stammen on Crawford.... we're still in this one folks

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Stammen drops a change on Crawford to strand Brignac at second...after Zim loses a pop fly foul of third...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ROSCOE at the Trop:

“Circus music for Zim” on the miss…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

harsh

must have lost in the lights

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's tack on some runs here, guys!

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HAMMER!! K's swinging over a slider...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh, thought we were "jinxers"...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We all are in NatsTown™!

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3-2 pitch to Non-Blocker...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

walks

but no atonement

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Garza is gone

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Score now to make up for it...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bard walks to chase Garza...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bard with a two-out walk...

…chases Garza! Dunno if it makes up for the two runs. Think he can steal home?

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LET'S GO NATS GO!!

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by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He better if he wants to make our team

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hit the ball

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hit the ball WELL

We should have specified…

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by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

pops up and we're back

can the pen hold this one?

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope. They have a steady pitcher, Nelson will now pitch to the Rays...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stammen gets hit hard but Harris has it...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stammen still in it

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

VILL0.00NE WARMING!!!! uh, so is Hanny...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that might do it for Stammen

single for Pena

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

back to back singles

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by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

JUST ASKING....

WE CAN STILL CALL HIM THAT?

by ryzim22 on Jun 12, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

VILL0.53NE!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2-2 to Elvis...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pops out to infield, like Endy Chavez looking for a blast when a single will do..

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vill0.00ne and Hanrahan getting ready

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's H6.59nny in for the hold...

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by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok, everyone buckle up... we're in for some chop

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bughunt...

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by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ball, 1-0.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Burrell flies out to second, Pena takes third on a weak-a$$ throw back in from Harris...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Harris throws behind the runner!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fly out to TAWH...

…runners at the corners, 2 down!

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hold 'em H6.51nny!

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by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

forget the runners

give em the heater

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Han-Ra-Han!! Han-Ra-Han!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, Hanny with the old fake to third to first!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, sadly, which only encourages it occasionally...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

its the batter

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Once every three years it works...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DWHCTE...Nick Johnson gets a bad hop over his glove, and into right, 3-3 game...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Nj misses the hot shot and a run scores…

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fighting words! Er, acronym...

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(giggles)...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

These errors are the only reason the game is tied.

Bloody disaster.

They are also ragging on Acta for stuffing about calling for pickoffs from the bench…reckon it pulled NJ out of position

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Was it called an E?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thought so.... but will check

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not on GameDay...hometown might have given Gross the H...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope no E on NJ

dont know why…. it bounced over his glove…seemed a makable play

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In fact, there is only 1 E for the Nats on the game

I guess the missed tag isnt an E…but more of a B (for Bonehead)

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

E: 58, B:125

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BARD!!

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BARDEN!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now you owe them a dollar...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I call RALLY INNING!

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by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I AM THE JINXER SUPREME!!!

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by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

D'OH!

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by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Picky Jinx God's should be able to recognize intent...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gods...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

*sigh*

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

*sigh*

Why cant we just blow a team out? Just once id like the game to be over by the 4th for us….and i mean in OUR favour for a change

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You JINXERS!! Be specific or the Nationals pay!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So does Hanny come back out? (pleasenopleaseno)...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yep

oh nooos

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Base hit on a high fastball

HIGH FASTBALL…!!!! Stop IT!

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brignac singles to start the Rays' 8th...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brignac steals another bag off Bard, luckily no throw this time...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vill0.53ne in for Crawford

Hanrahan doesnt quite sink the ship but leaves a runner at 2.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

10:10 pm EST...and it's the 7th...AL Ball rulz!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

later

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

later ryzim! Thank for the MOCK'd report!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because i \'m snarky ...and I'm not pleased...

Photobucket

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bardlehead!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bone-el-head!

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

plenty of Bonehead out there tonight

Stammen would have had this one in the bag

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I have faith in Vill0.00ne...

and I choose to still see him as 0.00 with my rosy glasses.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's Vill0.53ne now...

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He gets Crawford and now its 2 out

Colome in the pen.

Big out here with man on 3rd

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Colome's still on the active roster?

We pray for his buttocks!

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're about to see that buttocks shortly

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh, had to google that one...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hehe

with justification

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Send AWAY teh clowns!

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'MON VILL0.53NE!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Brignac to third on another groundout...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Intent walk

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Longoria gets the intentionals to set up the Lefty vs Lefty with Carlos Pena...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'MON VILL0.53NE

Picky, picky, picky.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, I got called out by our Syracuse Correspondent!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know....

He’s such a stud though.
And 0.00 is so much better to work with.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

VILL0.51NE!!!

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the man with the highest percentage of HR per hits in the majors

Look out… we need Villone right here.

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

0-2

Come on big boy

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2-2 on sliders sliders

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've come to hate sliders this year.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEAH! LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE FASTBALL!!!

STRUCK HIM OUT!!!

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGG K for Villone with a heater

waves off the Bonehead Bard’s call for a slider and blow him away with the heeeeeet

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta score in regulation, or the teams start with runners on second in extra innings in the AL...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thought it was a penalty shootout

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3-2 fastball, Villone throws it right by Pena!!!!

Nickname pending statistical adjustment…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Braves' Tommy Hanson gets first career W over Orioles!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

STupid late goal...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Patience, Grasshopper.

Have faith in your team…or at least that team.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DINKERZ!!

Dunn with a leadoff ground-ball double down the 1B line!!

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Adam Dunn singles through first for a leadoff double!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Teh DH works for Big Dinky

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, WAY TO GO BIG DINKY!!!!

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol the Dinker!

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunn to 3rd on the sac fly

1 out at 3rd… ill give my first born child to have a sac fly here

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DBLE! for big walky and lookout

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Super Dukes!! Super Dukes!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SUPER DUkes...ball dies in left...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

General in to run!

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(Talk about Dinkerz...)

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SAC FLY!! SAC FLY!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manny managering

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SAC FLY

I bet Manny has a sign for Home Run

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hammer flies to short left = Not getting job done...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice play by Dunn-K...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beimel up with the Taliban beard

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You think it's because joe Torre made him cut his hair and shave last year?

Joe’s looking more and more like Wolfman or Wolverine.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SUPER HADRON SUPER COLLIDER rumbles down to 3rd...

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HAMMER!

That was weak.

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Talk about Dinkerz....

He’s not even a decent tack hammer.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SCORE THAT DONKEY REPLACEMENT!! PLEASE!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

its all up to TAWH

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

could be worse, could be Kearns

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon TAWH...

a single is all you need to hit now.
Remember, your family is there and watching.
Impress them.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TAWH vs Howell in a titanic battle!!

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TAWH GETS THE FREE PASS!

YOU OWE US, BARD!!

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BARD!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bonehead Bard up

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bonehead Bard down.

Blech.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its a ball

nice walk

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that's not doing it.

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

flys out... blah!

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bardout to center...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Godd for him...

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oops, godd= Good for him

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bard, you fewl...

wrong outcome.
pop up for out #3
Argggggggghhhhhhhhh!

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

At least I picked the right hockey team as a kid!! 3 Cups in my life!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Congrats, Ed!!!

It’s fun to pick a winner, eh?

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now if only my Saints and Expo-Nationals would come through...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Had it on tv, baseball on computer...Fleury's save at the end was awesome!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was on it all game.

It was kind of awesome to watch. Now I can finally say that: Fleury won it. About damn time, too.

by Graysnail on Jun 12, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

First post-Mario cup...tear in the eye when the "Old Man" raised the Cup one more time!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And not only when you have Craig Patrick making deadline deals!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Again, patience, Grasshopper.

Awwwww, who am I kidding?
Saints are looking like the Aints again for this year …
and the Nats? Well, it’s a work in progress.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

0.000HHHH,

Vill0.53ne back out for the bottom of the 8th.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

1st out...

Bard makes a non-Bonehead play and catches the pop up.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Burell flies out, Villone lowering his nickname...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TAWH catches that long fly ball...

Out #2.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nick Johnson drops a foul ball from Kapler, and he hits the next pitch out to left and GONE!!!

E: 59, 4-3 Rays.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AW, #***########***&&%%$#@$#%@#$

Nick, drops a foul ball.
Next pitch: Gabe kapler crushes it.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unreal, with the next pitch...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats it, im outta here...

NJ misses a bonehead play….then a HR

"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

by Mezza on Jun 12, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Later...DNTNJEIHFU...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

EIHFU?

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Even if he..."

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, FUBAR...

That should be the operative word for the Nats.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SNAFU... TARFU... it all applies...

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, it does.

Alas.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh...it'll come to you...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hee.

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beimel on to add to his legend...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon there's still a chance if you hold them here, The Nationals are an eighth inning team...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BEIMEL!!!

Struck him out!

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 outs to get 2 runs, and for a moment escape Purgatory...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anderson Hernandez vs Mr. Howell

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 outs to get 1 run...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

1 out to get 1 run.

Ok, NJ, do something good.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

1 out to get 1 run after Guzman grounds to third...

And Nick Johnson can personally make up for it…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

1 strike to get it done.

NJ, I’m looking at you.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2-2 after Nick watches what was called strike three on Dunn...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahhhh, that was a deflating loss...Sure-Handed Nick drops one that costs DC the loss...

And it takes 3 and a half hours to play an AL game…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't recall an upliftng loss...

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just a worse loss than usual since my tireless defending of Nick comes back to haunt me...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't you hate when that happens?

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will not cease...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG...K-Rod vs A-Rod with two down in the ninth...and Luis Castillo drops a pop up to let the winning run in...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Boneheaded missed pops everywhere...Which one do you think will get more press? Hahaha...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Th-th-that's all folks

They’re ALL goats tonight EXCEPT the Big Dinky.
He did a good job tonight.
Oh, and so did Beimel and Stammen for the most part.
The rest of them? meh.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Later, Miss B...

Dukes did all he could…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're right. Dukes did come through.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Punchin' out, later everyone...if you want to make the DC Faithful are watching list, check in with a city!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DC feels the pain tonight...

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Call it Capitol Hill if you want to be specific.

…always a new way to lose…

We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.

by Doghouse on Jun 12, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There you have it, from Capitol Hill...tonight's title...

The Washington Nationals Find A New Way To Lose…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Ed Chigliak on Jun 12, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mt. Pleasant is either wearing Pens colors

or crying because Ovechkin is on the golf course.

by Graysnail on Jun 12, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ed, go celebrate the Penguins' BIG WIN...

BE HAPPY TONIGHT!!!!!!
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THEY’LL GET ANOTHER ONE.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. -Yogi Berra-

by MissB on Jun 12, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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