GameThread: Washington Nationals At Tampa Bay Rays - Game 59 or 60 of 162.
Washington Nationals at Tampa Bay Rays, Jun 12, 2009 7:38 PM EDT
Elijah SSSSSUPER DUKESSSSS - Live At The Trop!!!
When the Tampa Bay Rays traded "troubled" outfielder Elijah Dukes to DC back on December 3rd 2007, then-Senior-Now-Executive Vice President of Baseball Operations, Andrew Friedman told MLB.com's Bill Chastain, in an article entitled, "Rays give Dukes a new lease on life", that the Rays as a team had always been, "...committed to providing Elijah the support needed to get his personal and professional life back on track," and the Rays determined, and Dukes seemed to agree, that, as Mr. Friedman put it then, "He has made progress, and a logical next step is a change of cities and a fresh start..."
Elijah Dukes' assessment of the trade to Washington, as told to the MLB.com writer, Mr. Chastain:
"'It's an important move for my career and gives me the chance to prove myself both on and off the field. I appreciate this opportunity, and I'm looking forward to meeting the fans of Washington, D.C., as we move into a brand-new ballpark.'"
In 124 games at the major league level since being given "a fresh start", Dukes has hit .261 AVG (110 for 422) as a Washington National, collecting 25 doubles, 3 triples, 19 HR's, 71 RBI's and 15 stolen bases, with 65 walks and 117 K's, a .361 OBP, .449 SLG, and an .835 OPS (117 OPS+).
In an article entitled, "Dukes, Rays to meet (for first time) since 2007 deal", at the Washington Nationals' official site yesterday, which previewed the upcoming Interleague Series with the Rays, (which is the Nationals' first series with the Rays since they welcomed Tampa to RFK in '06 (6/30-7/1)), MLB.com's Bill Ladson asked Elijah Dukes what it would be like to come back and play in the city where he got his first chance in the Majors, Dukes' response:
"'I'm cool with it. I've been playing in Florida for a long time," Dukes said. 'I'm pretty familiar with playing in front of my home crowd. I have family watching over there. It's like playing at home.'"
At "home", at the Trop, Dukes has hit .235 (19 for 81) in 24 games in his career, with 2 doubles, 2 triples, 3 HR's, 9 RBI's and 2 stolen bases, posting a .376 OBP, .420 SLG, and a .796 OPS. So far in 2009, Dukes is hitting .258 in 18 games away from Washington, collecting 3 of his 9 doubles, 1 of his 6 HR's and 13 of his 27 '09 RBI's. Asked by MLB.com's Mr. Ladson for his assessment of his own work so far in the '09 campaign, Dukes told the MLB.com writer:
"'I'm not satisfied with what I'm doing,' he said. 'I need to be more consistent. I'm trying to keep working and get things turned around'"
In his last 10 games heading into the weekend series, Dukes is hitting just .200 (7 for 35), dropping his season average from .277 on May 17 to .253 today, with 2 2B, 2 HR's and 4 RBI's over that stretch.
DC Manager Manny Acta provided this assessment of Elijah Dukes' progress as a professional to Washington Post writer Mark Viera for a Nationals Journal post entitled, "Acta On The Hitting Slump And Lineup Changes":
"I think (Dukes has) done a good job for us. He lost some time on the DL, but he's done a good job. Obviously every wants to hit .300 and hit all the home runs and RBIs, so far he's done well. Some of these guys have gone down a little bit, tailed off, but we weren't expecting everyone here to hit .350 like they were in the beginning. He's going to be fine. When he gets the opportunity to get on the field and not lose time on the DL, he's going to be fine because he's too talented to struggle for a period of time."
Today's Rays' Starting Pitcher Is Going To Stare At You Now...(And I Think That's A Stink Eye He's Flashing)
DC Starting Lineup: My Predictions...(DH + DC = LOOK OUT NOW!!)
1 - Guz – SS
2 -Two-Spot – 1B
3 - Zim – 3B
4 - Big Dinkie – (DHBD= DH by Design)
5 - Hammer – LF (Definitely left, he was right)
6 - Dukes – RF
7- Justin Maxwell – CF (Sorry, Slump Grass)
8 - Wil "Blocker" Nieves – C
9 - General Hard Slide – 2B
Actual DC Starting Lineup:
- The Guzzzz - SS
- Nick "Two-Spot" Johnson - 1B
- THE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!! - 3B
- The Big Dinkie! - DH
- Elijah SSSSUPER DUKESSSS - RF
- THE HAMMER - LF
- TAWH - CF
- The Bard - C
- Anderson "Elvis" Hernandez - 2B
A Note From Doghouse Admonishing Those Who Only Vote For Ryan Zimmerman For The All-Star Game 25x's As I Recommended Yesterday:
If you've only voted for Zim 25x, you're just not trying. Vote now, vote Zim, vote often!
(ed. note - "But Doghouse? 25x's each that's all you can vote, right? ;) ")
"You can vote as many times as you want at games!
At least until your wife gets sick of you flicking chads all over that almost (but not quite) land in her beer and she makes you stop. Grab a few ballots to punch while you’re standing in line to buy beer! Bring a pencil, you only have to vote for Zim… I think I’m up to about 150…"
For A Rays' Fan's Perspective Check Out The SBN's Tampa Bay Rays Blog:
What The .... Is A DH?
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LETS TRY THIS AGAIN
HEADED OUT TO SEE THE JUNIOR NATS WHOOP SMOLTZY
SHOULD BE BACK FOR 4TH OR 5TH INNING
GO NATS GO!
GO CHIEFS GO!
Will Smoltz get MOCK'd?
Also, Stammen’s picture isn’t stare-y enough.
VOTE ZIM!
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Mock the Smoltz
Isn’t Smoltz yiddish for something…oh I just looked at a Yiddish to English dictionary and here the closest I got.
Shmaltz: Grease or fat; (slang) flattery; to sweet talk, overly praise, dramatic
BTW here is you yiddish word of the day!!!
Shpitsfinger: Toes
Usage – - – Can you imagine a shpitsfinger fast ball?, the rabbi said to the baker. Shpitsfinger, oy rabbi that’s a good one..was the man lying on he’s shvantz or what?
Why did the Nationals have 9 position players in the lineup I saw?
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions
Are they doing without a pitcher or something?
I don’t understand AL baseball. Do they hit off of a tee?
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
And they get 4 strikes I hear...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
ROSCOE at the Trop says:
In BP:
“Donkey launched some monsters to right. Kearns stinks in BP also. Two-Spot is dialed in. Belli looks good too…”
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions
C&D are (seriously) discussing that the Nats are better off playing AL than most NL teams...
…because of their DHBD…
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
If Kears was even hitting like .270-.280, they'd be a good AL team with Hammer/Dukes/Kearns, Dunn DH..
Willie out there is less impressive…but he is AMAZING…
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
"Kearns"
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Nick gets 94 mph heat inside for strike one...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
What's with all the cheering, Roscoe must be scared...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Fastball didn't make it outside!! NJ™ Two on for Ryan Zimmer...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
DUNN'S MIGHTY SINGLE = 1-0 NATS!
Can you do better SOOPERDOOKS? Show ’em!!
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
ssSSSUPER DUKESSSsss!!!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Y-Zim-K-Y???
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Heee... I love the Charlie says, "DH" like it's a foreign word that he's not sure how to pronounce...
…and that might actually mean something dirty if you say it wrong…
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Dunn hears you...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
GET'R'DUNN!!!! Trademark Dunn single to center for an RBI and a 1-0 lead!!!
Dunn-K™
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
MEZZA! MEZZA!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
more importantly - ive just got onto MLBtv
So now i can watch us suck all the time
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
ssssSSSSUPER DUKESssss RBI double, 3-0 DC!!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Third time's the charm?
Or would it be the fourth DC team in the AL?
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Not with Stammers on the mound!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Stop it with the cowbell already...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
TAWH grounds out, but Stammen has an uncharacteristic 3-run lead to work with to start...
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
3-0 lead after a half, hows about a good start for Stammen!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Greetings and farewell........ off to work and you guys have the comm..... 3-0??? Cool...
DUKES!!!!!!!
"It's just too bad, because it reflects on us, the coaching staff." -Manny Acta
"So it's clowns for the next two months, then?" by Graysnail on Jun 7, 2009
by cat daddy3000 on Jun 12, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Hello and goodbye and WE HAVE A LEAD!!!!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I like Stammen's settle in dance before he pitches...shuffle, shuffle...I feel a nickname brewing...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Shuffle, shuffle, I get it...
Craigy KGB??
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
ROSCOE at the Trop says:
“Their “Clint” is just as bad as ours…"
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions
Perhaps this is a profession at which it is impossible to excel.
Or at least practice unannoyingly.
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
C&D were talking about his last start with the Mets...
…apparently his sinker was up, so he was fooling around with a slider—a pitch he’d never used before! Let’s hope that experiment is over, pending further practice.
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
+1 on put away the slider...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Crawford who evidently has more SB than 14 entire teams in MLB (including the Nats)
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Had like 7 in one game though...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
6 on May 3rd against Boston...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
he looks sharp though
keep the sinker down kid and he might have some joy.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
Leadoff hitter letting everyone see the pitch selection...
This AL ball is loco..
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm listening on the radio--is Garza pitching underhand or something?
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
High in the zone which is almost as good as underhand...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
he's just a little up
Fastball is ok but his location is cr@p
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
Bard with the NJ™ single to start the second!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions
I was waiting for Stammen to come up to bunt...
…this is NOT baseball.
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Guz is one sweet hacker!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Good thing the Yankees got rid of Navarro, he stinks...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently AL-Guzman does walk...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
im buying the t-shirt
I was there when Guzman walked
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
AL Math Lesson...
3-0 Deficit = Less Cowbell!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions
Wow, Mr. Maddon is fiery...I don't know if I like that better...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
on the extreme shift
NJ didnt leave the bag…. get back into the dugout
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
GUUUUUZ! A fancy play that sounds delish on the radio!
I hope they have a replay up soon…
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Helps having a shortstop arm at second...
Nick totally stayed on the bag…
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought he was just on
But i also dont care if he wasnt
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
Ooo, Almost Burrell...It was out in Philly, I know, pick up the bat again!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Burrell walks, Zobrist should have just waited, now his shirt's dirty...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
That's like when Dad comes in when the kids aren't listening to Mom...
What’s the baseball equivalent of “Don’t make me pull the car over!!”
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
dishing the dirt on St Claire
apparently the pitchers didnt like him…
Stammen gets the K
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
Who dished on the "Saint"?
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
the commentators
said he had a strong plan and called the pitches from the bench…pitches didnt like that…
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
Without knowing the context, it doesn't surprise me Dibble was slagging on St. Claire.
by Chris Pendley on Jun 12, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Not Dibble - was a Rays colour guy - I think
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
hehe, could be...
I have no idea who i am listening to.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
C&D dishing on the "relentless" announcements/music at the Trop..
…fantasizing about “cones of silence” at the hotel tonight…
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Acta out to argue after Zobrist somehow gets around tag at the plate...Dukes nailed him, Ump crazy...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
He was out...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Blocking the plate 101...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
WTH??
Dukes guns down the runner at home, but Bard misses the tag? Huh? They got Navarro rounding first, I guess—what was the play?
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Alright, on slo mo, Bard tags chest while leg hits plate...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
THE KIDS CALL IT ...FOUL???
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions
3-1 to Dunn coming...Dial in Donkey...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Dunn walks...Two on for Super Dukes...?
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
"Why don't they call and ask for a REPLAY," snarks Dave...
…as Charlie admits Bard screwed up the tag after further replay examination. BARD!!
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
BIG WALKIE!
It’s hard to keep track of all the outcomes he’s got going on now…
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Dukes now tied for 1st in NL OF assists...
…in spite of his time on the DL. SOOPERDOOKS!
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
BARD!! HE WOULD HAVE BEEN #1!! #1!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Heh...I don't think Dukes does that...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
"He is the One?"
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Dukes out hacking...
…but he still got the RBIs earlier! Show a little more patience, Elijah—like last year.
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Hammer with the unproductive FO...Amazing?
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Zobrist "Belliard's" a grounder but throws Harris out...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Stammen has to keep the ball low
he’s starting to get up in the zone.
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
Rays are runners...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Crawford is drilled
Bout time – own that plate Stammen
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
Crawford hit in the #'s...
This McChatty is brought to you by Federal Baseball.com!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
Throws into left field as Bard sinks the black…. way to go
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
3 after the inevitable sac...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
.228 Pena? Ouch...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Pena, Stammen's curve, Stammen's curve, Pena!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought that bonehead play from Bard might have rattled him but
nope, he gets nasty
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
E: 58.
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon, Now Bard, make up for the throw...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions
Or ground out weakly and trot out of the box...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Garza missed on pitch 75 with a 96mph on the gun
Bard grounds out… give him the hook
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
Hernandez singles and is ready to be caught stealing
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
Guzman and Johnson strand Hernandez at first...3-2 DC in the 4th...
If Guz swings at the first pitch, he’ll never walk!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
mock went 6 giving up 2 hits.....
and logan kensing( who by the way can sing)
got the save
chiefs win both games 4-1
Smoltz got MOCK'd!!! Love it!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
NICE, FINAL CUT KASTO is thriving!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
KEARNS!!!! Off Smoltz? Or the relief?
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
That's ridiculous, did it loop in the air like a Bugs Bunny pitch?
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Did Smoltz not have the book on him?
He wasn’t pitching him outside?
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
apparently he could be gone...i was so excited
i hate showponies
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
ssSSUPER DUKESSss, two-RBI double after Dunn's trademark RBI single!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
lets not forget bard...he's contribution....
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
But yeah, Bard's up for BLAME if we lose...
…Dukes had a runner thrown out at the plate by a mile, and Bard couldn’t block the plate. Then he sailed a throw on a double steal.
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Tal-BOT! Must. Score. Goals.!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
No Whammy! No Whammy No Whammy! Stop!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Fred McGriff!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Greg Vaughn?
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Aubrey Huff!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Boo!!! I had two guesses...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
ROSCOE at the Trop:
“They despise Dukes down here.”
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions
Vacationing...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow a race with a bunch of drink bottles, that's dumb...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
One-out walk from Stammen in the Rays' fifth..cue stolen base...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
He's been good today
kept it in the game… he should be 3-0, the Rays were given both runs
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
Must. Score. Goals.
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
This is weird.
He’s had an awesome couple of series (for him), but expecting him to come through here is just insane.
Also important: note that “zero”.
by Chris Pendley on Jun 12, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
M.A.'s le mieux!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
BIG K from Stammen on Crawford.... we're still in this one folks
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
Stammen drops a change on Crawford to strand Brignac at second...after Zim loses a pop fly foul of third...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
ROSCOE at the Trop:
“Circus music for Zim” on the miss…
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
HAMMER!! K's swinging over a slider...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Heh, thought we were "jinxers"...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
3-2 pitch to Non-Blocker...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Score now to make up for it...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Bard walks to chase Garza...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Bard with a two-out walk...
…chases Garza! Dunno if it makes up for the two runs. Think he can steal home?
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
Okay, Elvis--a little less conversation, here, a little more action.
We are all jinxed in NatsTown™.
pops up and we're back
can the pen hold this one?
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
Nope. They have a steady pitcher, Nelson will now pitch to the Rays...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Stammen gets hit hard but Harris has it...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
VILL0.00NE WARMING!!!! uh, so is Hanny...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
that might do it for Stammen
single for Pena
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
VILL0.53NE!!!
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
2-2 to Elvis...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Pops out to infield, like Endy Chavez looking for a blast when a single will do..
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
ok, everyone buckle up... we're in for some chop
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."
You pulled this from ....somewhere.
And I think I know where.
by Chris Pendley on Jun 12, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Ball, 1-0.
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Burrell flies out to second, Pena takes third on a weak-a$$ throw back in from Harris...
Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."
by Patrick Reddington on Jun 12, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Harris throws behind the runner!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
"Baseball is like church. Many attend; few understand."

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