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Miami Marlins at Washington Nationals, Aug 4, 2009 7:05 PM EDT



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Florida Marlins
@ Washington Nationals

Tuesday, Aug 4, 2009, 7:05 PM EDT
Nationals Park

Josh Johnson vs J.D. Martin

Partly cloudy. Winds blowing out to left field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 90.

?'s For The DC Faithful...

• Can Clippard Pitch Again? Please?

• Do The Nationals Stand A Chance Against Josh Johnson? 

• Are You Worried About Doghouse's Heart After Seeing That Sandwich?

• Will Adam Dunn Ever Admit He's Trying To Go Opposite Field?

• How Many Chances Do You Give Martin, Mock And Balester To Get It Together?

DC Starting Lineup...

  1. Nyjer Morgan - CF
  2. The Guzzzz - SS
  3. The Hammer - RF
  4. The Big Opposite Field - 1B
  5. Elijah SSSSSUPER DUKESSSS - RF
  6. TAWH - 3B
  7. Alberto "The General" Gonzalez - S
  8. Wil "Blocker" Nieves - C
  9. J.D. Martin - Following The Leader...

LINKS:

What's Left of the Expos
Nationals News, 6-4 in the Last 10 Edition
Tyler Clippard Escapes Jam, Adam Dunn Leaves Yard, Washington Nationals 8, Pittsburgh Pirates 4.

Complete Coverage >


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Today's Starting Pitchers Are Going To Stare At You Now...


J.D. Martin

#60 / Pitcher / Washington Nationals

6-4

200

R

R

Jan 02, 1983

 

'09 Stats - (0-2, 7.50 ERA), 3 GS, 12.0 IP, 17 H, 10 ER, 2 HR, 1 BB, 5 K's, 1.50 WHIP, ERA+ = 57, 0.8 BB/9, 3.8 K/9, 5.00 K/BB, .327 BAA.

vs FLA - N/A

Origin Story - Origin Story - Cleveland Indians' 1st Round pick, 35th overall in 2001. 12/13/08 - Signed Minor League deal with Washington. 



Josh Johnson

#55 / Pitcher / Florida Marlins

6-7

230

L

R

Jan 31, 1984

 

'09 Stats - (10-2, 2.87 ERA), 21 GS, 2 CG, 141.0 IP, 122 H, 47 R, 45 ER, 9 HR, 36 BB, 114 K's, 1.12 WHIP, ERA+ = 145, 2.3 BB/9, 7.3 K/9, 3.17 K/BB, .232 BAA. 

vs DC - (4-0, 3.43 ERA), 8 G, 7 GS, 42.0 IP, 36 H, 16 ER, 2 HR, 16 BB, 38 K's, 1.24 WHIP, .228 BAA. 

Origin Story - Florida Marlins' 4th Round pick, 113th overall in 2002.


The Nationals vs Josh Johnson...

Josh Bard - 1 for 6, .167 AVG. 

Ronnie Belliard - 1 for 3, .333 AVG. 

Elijah Dukes - 2 for 6, .333 AVG, 1 2B, 2 RBI's. 

Adam Dunn - 2 for 8, .250 AVG, 1 2B. 

Alberto Gonzalez - 0 for 5, .000 AVG, 1 RBI.

Willie Harris - 1 for 6, .167 AVG. 

Anderson Hernandez - 1 for 6, .167 AVG. 

Wil Nieves - 1 for 5, .200 AVG, 1 2B. 

Josh Willingham - 0 for 1, .000 AVG

 Ryan Zimmerman - 4 for 14, .286 AVG, 2 RBI's. 

What Do Adam Dunn And Ryan Zimmerman Like? 

(ed. note - "In keeping with our food theme for the day...I received an email from the good folks at Likeme.net, letting me know that Ryan Zimmerman and Adam Dunn had recently done interviews there, wherein they discuss, "...their favorite restaurants, clubs, and hotels to fans—in Washington and on the road." You can check out each interview below..."):

• Adam Dunn

• Ryan Zimmerman

Check Out The SB Nation's Florida Marlins Blog:

FishStripes

• Check The NatCast If You're Heading To Nationals Park.

0-9 Against The Marlins In '09? They Have To Win Sometime, Right? 

Nick Johnson's Back In DC Less Than A Week After Leaving Town At The Deadline...

Who's Watching The Nationals?

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Whooho

My fav player. Future Smoltz

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Zimmerman refuses to play against old friend and Last Expo

Morgan – 8
Guzman – 6
Willingham – 7
Dunn – 3
Dukes – 9
Harris – 5
Gonzalez – 4
Nieves – 2
Martin – 1

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 4:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Lets cheer for Nj until he gets up

Burning questions
Can the Nationals FINALLY beat the Marlins ( Maybe NJ was the bad luck)?
Can the Nationals really go 5 series in a row without losing a series? A win tonight would put us in the right direction.
Go Nats!!!
Go Dukes!!!!!

by ryzim22 on Aug 4, 2009 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

"Maybe NJ was the bad luck)?"

How dare you, sir. How dare you…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 5:04 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

The curse of the "2-Spot"

…and the Marlins shall never again beat the Nationals

by ryzim22 on Aug 4, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just hit a pop in foul territory...their 1B can't catch those.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have Nyjer play 30' behind second base when the 2-Spot is up... Trademark Shift...

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Le fin du mal des Expos!

It starts tonight. Sorry, Ed—NJ had to go if we’re ever going to win again.

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking for Ed, I hope your sandwich stays with you in an arterial way....

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

You bastids...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

and finally...

we got a good defensive 1st baseman playing

by ryzim22 on Aug 4, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch!

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

PS

that looked like really good food

by ryzim22 on Aug 4, 2009 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will now see a thought bubble of the sandwich above Dunn's head as he prepares to "field".....

Just prior to every grounder that scoots right by him….

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sometimes when he fields, I think his mind is... elsewhere...

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Catch the sandwich on your glove Donkey.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Briiiiiiiiiiliant!!!

Never seen him move so fast…….. Chase your dream, Donkey…

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Will Adam Dunn Ever Admit He's Trying To Go Opposite Field?"

No, that would ruin Donkey’s Secret Strategy…. then they’d do some weird wheel play and run back to their positions after showing the dramatic shift……

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 5:27 PM EDT reply actions  

And then he'd go back to pulling it!

No one can outsmart teh seekrit donkeh!!

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

90% of the Donkey's game is a tenth mental.........

   Hey, from NJ comments….. the starters took the losses in the first series and the bullpen took the losses in the bext two…….
   Better pitching now?……. who knows…… Beat the Fish!!!

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fry these fish!

Mmm… fried fish sandwiches…

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

When we least expect to win a game….. Zimm’s injured from a HBP. Kearns…well that doesn’t matter except he won’t be available for a D Replacement.

We will BEAT THE MARLINS tonight. Every sign says we have no chance.

What would John Belushi say?

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was it over when the Yankees bombed Pearl Harbor?!

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, I totally missed your post here.......

Zim’s injury scooped and an “Animal House” ref… way before I made my posts…..

Weird……..

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zimmerman Day-to-Day With Shoulder Injury

Third baseman Ryan Zimmerman is out of Tuesday night’s lineup because of a left shoulder injury sustained when he was hit by a pitch by Pittsburgh’s Charlie Morton in the sixth inning Monday night. He says he is day-to-day.

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 6:20 PM EDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

That’s it. Sandwiches or not, Pirates just made teh ennemmees list!!!!

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Morton?........ he's a dead man.....Niedermeyer?, dead.......

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course we all just assumed it was the Riggler Plan of days off to rest........

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap. I forgot Ayala's on the Marlins too.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aw, no Bon Bon, though.......

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

On PTI...16 years ago today, Ventura charged Nolan Ryan and got the beat down.

Classic.

Changing pix tonight as a tribute.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 6:23 PM EDT reply actions  

The Fish are dead...dead...Let's Go Nats Go!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ve watched the replay of the 1-2-3 double play Clip got yesterday about 20 times. Every time the announcers mention Bard making sure he was on home plate. not once did they see what his foot was on the bat that was laying on home plate. Somebody in the truck or somewhere must have seen that. It sounds like they’re giving Bard-o a hard time.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is "Two-Spot" in the Marlins' line-up? What's going on????

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

The dropped foul tip may haunt us.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was a question of which dugout he would naturally return to.........

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aggressive play by Dukes turned a double into a triple.

Now Nick can knock him in.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Who wants to bet he singles?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Singles by Adam Dunn....PERFECT...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

And so it continues........

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trademark Single™ for Nick Johnson and it's 1-0 Marlins after two batters...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

HBP........ and Martin is mocking it up........

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

He Kearnsed it then he mocked it up...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

If dunn were quicker it would have been an error..

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 7:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sadly true of most of his misses......

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

NICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

NMIMH

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keeps hustling after he comes up short and fires to third for the force...NMIMH!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kerist

We’re never going to beat this team

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hermida up with bases loaded, one out...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

When it gets to 5-0, I'm Roscoeing outta here.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Instead he gets Hermida swinging...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fangraphs went from WE 32% to 39% on the K........

Was dropping like a rock…….

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whew.

Now we have to score 2 runs to beat Josh Johnson. UGH

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only. One. Run......Frontrunner....

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Martin steps up...K's Hermida and pops up Ross, 1-0 only...Nationals head in to hit...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roscoe-delayed...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

One little step from jumping ship....

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

Work will save me today… but ill check in every now and then to work out how much we’re going to lose by.

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a win today sir, guaron-teed...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

JJ doesn't have it.........

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well...Bring on AYALA!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who's long relief for us tonight. Bergie? Burnett?

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a good sign…

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

JD will calm down and Syracuse the Fish!!!!

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody has to beat this kid.

The umpire’s not caving to him early at least.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guz-Spot with the single..........

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAMER with a nice solid single

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

M

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Hammer singles in front of Secret Donkey the Sandwich Chaser...

I thought i was silly…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO Opposite FIELD!!! GO!!!!

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Dunn, Hit a Home Run!

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

But don't mean to do it........

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Y-Dunn-K-Y??? Cause that pitch was nasty and buried inside...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was that K #120?

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yessir, it was...

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know what they say aboot Dunn...

40/100/200…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

It really is one OR the other with Dunn...

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's go DUKES!!!

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dukes likes fastballs...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

SSSSSUPER DU....oh...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

#$%^&@#$%^&*(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ugh

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was that really at the 409' sign????

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

To the base of the wall...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Couldn't have pulled it a little to the left.....dammit...

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

THL: "this at bat does not go four pitches.."

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 7:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Marlins, Dolphins and...Heat?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, heard some talk on XM aboot it recently, said it was not an ideal (ie near anything) location...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

UGH with the aboot.

Yeah…I remember going to a couple football games down there…Pay out the wazoo to park in peoples’ front yards.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coop

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 7:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Comment fail...

Dooks found the on e corner of the park thy could hold that hit..

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 7:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Just blame your iPhone, no one will know...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, the first inning was our best shot. Now up to 97 on the heater. Argh.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Dominant second a cause for some worry...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strike this bum out! He's a hacker!

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 7:43 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Pop to teh guz!!

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 7:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Full count to Hanley = Trouble...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nick Johnson will not swing at J.D. Martin's junk...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Was following the Marlins game the other night and allegedly Cantu has a severe case of Zimmermanitis throwing from third to first. So, anything’s possible.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

If Adam Dunn knew how to tag people, Hanley Ramirez may have been picked...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Insert you know what here---

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

NJWHTHO...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

No 40-100

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

-200...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

No E-3 x........????

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Justvget an out SOMEHWERE JD...

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 7:51 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

59 pitches through 2.2...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes............(unless they can hit them to the right side...)

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dang,........ four inning start max...

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

J.D. Martin gets his first McChatty...

This McChatty Brought To You By Federal Baseball.com…

Federal Baseball.com: Waiting For Things To Change Since 2005…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

McChatty works......... still only 1-0////////

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Saint's Mound Confessions have nothing on the McChatty...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chatty has a secret word of power?

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nyjer!!

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 8:00 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Nyjer!!

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 8:00 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

98?!

Ridiculous

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 8:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Outside edge, Nyjer just threw his bat toward it...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

...and he has 2 complete games. Double UGH.

We need new Nats moments commercials.

I like Miss Chatter but Nats320 guy is cool I guess but his commercial has run its course.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

This game is now out of reach. Dammit

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

3-1 pitch to Cody Ross, 2-0 Marlins in the fourth...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

3-2, my bad...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Josh Johnson jacks one. BALLGAME.

Still watching while I row.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Josh Johnson hits one into the visitor's bullpen for a 3-0 lead...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess that was really three innings max for Martin.......

My mistake…

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

MLB.tv sound not synced and it's killing me...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Another McChatty...

This McChatty Brought To You By Federal Baseball.com.

Federal Baseball.com: Unable To Beat The Marlins Since 2008.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Ahhh

I can’t watch NJ bat
It hurts too much

by ryzim22 on Aug 4, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

WE 19%.......

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did that really happen????....... and against The Traitor???

Nick Johnson lines into an unassisted double-play, first baseman Adam Dunn……

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Almost 20%...ugh...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

No Zimmy tonight...Stupid Charlier Morton hurt'em...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Y-Dunn-K-Y...?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh......... gonna miss the comeback......

Dukes Ks, too……

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only 3-0...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

The laughter below was to you thinking we can score 3 runs against this kid.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

40/100 can do it with one swing...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who'll be on base?

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody will singl...uh...wal...I don't know...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Josh Johnson and the Fish own the Nationals...after 5 inning it's clear...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Only 4.......but yeah....... 58 pitches though......

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh...can't count, I'm blinded by Johnson's heater...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I just heard Doghouse yell, "Throw a strike!!"

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

AND he didn't. 4.1 innings. Who goes when ZNN comes back? Martin or Mock?

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both...Martis and Zim(n) will rise again!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOooooo!

Bergmann FTW!

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 8:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Berg-MANN!!! Abuses Josh Johnson!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice. Got the HR hittin' pitcher

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

What happened?

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-2 curve on the outside edge to the pitcher...bad form, nice K!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Martin walks Cody Ross and Mr. Riggles has seen enough...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Berg-MANN!! (clapclap)!!! Berg-MANN!! (clapclap)!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

TAWH goes down swinging at a 95 mph heater...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Nationals down in order in the fifth...3-0 Marlins...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

UGH

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

"K-HR-K... That's a line Adam Dunn would be proud of," sez THL

“oops! It’s the opposing pitcher.”

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 8:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Who is THL...I'm stumped...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bergmann's batting and he lines out to right...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bergman just hit. Playing with fire Mr. Riggles. A third inning?

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

All Martin's fault...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-2-3 sixth for Johnson, 75 pitches...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

over/under 2.5 hits for the Nats???

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

.5 if it gets out of the infield?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Buddy. You're funny.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's part of the therapy...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

J Zimm's line from the Times

Jordan Zimmermann’s line at Potomac tonight: 3.1 IP, 2 H, 2 R (1 ER), 1 BB, 6 K

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

1 BB, 6 K's...not fair for poor Class-A hitters...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bergmann: "I hate being a fly ball pitcher."

Two fly outs and two baserunners so far…

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 8:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Nick Johnson uses his Discerning Eye™ to draw a leadoff walk in the seventh...but Bergmann gets the next two...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Villone out for junk time...

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 8:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

This is the soundest 3-0 thrashing I've ever seen...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

AMBER. Go Orioles.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Amber couldn't hold Deb's mic...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't go there girlfriend

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cartman: "Whatevah!! I do what I like!!!"

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

The O's

Their WonderBoy pitched tonight. 5 innings – 1 run against the Tigres del Detroit.

Great game…plus Amber

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Careful

Ed will start talking about candles again…

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I chose my words carefully...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holding tongue.

Next question!

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Forget over/under on hits... CGS?

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 8:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

That much is obvious. Just wondered it we'd get one more hit.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Over, they'll have 5 in the end...

Did I play right this time, Lou?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Villone vs Hermida with the game in the balance...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

RBI line drive to right to score Nick Johnson...4-0 Fish.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wish we could get a nice 4 run inning again...

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Josh Johnson doesn't want DC to ever beat the Marlins...

K#122 on the year..Y-Dunn-K-Y…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

The balance tipped back in the first..

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 9:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm trying to create drama in a game in which it's nonexistent...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed

I just know that the Nats will be 0 at the end.

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean the...

No “O” Natinals!!! Har har har…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never get tired of that old gag… those jokers…

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nick Johnson catches a pop fly from the Hammer...Dunn would've caught that sandwich too...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

I missedlast call…

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 9:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

They might want to keep the beer flowing for the next five minutes til it's over...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Major Foul, Sir.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-2-3 again for the Josh Johnson...4-0 Fish after 7.0....

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Donkey with an assist.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

E-ssist?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Base hit all the way. clears throat

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gameday did not give E...amazing...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

ED WINS. Over

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOO-HOO!!! Tell ryzim to give me a point!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alberto GONZALEZ singles to center!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

WILLIE HARRIS SINGLES!!!! TAKE JOHNSON OUT....

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

TAWH!! 3 HITS!! SUCK IT JOHNSON!!!

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 9:17 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

GONZO!!!!

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 9:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Wil who! Wil Nieves!!

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 9:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

It's like a half a win...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's happening? Confused

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ronnie "Clutch" Belliard up next...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-run DOUBLE!! Line drive to left center!!! RONNIE B.!!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

All the negative talk worked. WOOHOO

Terence & Philip turned it around

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Later, Johnson!!!! Bring on the Fishpen...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope they're stinky tonight.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing like fish in the sun...

Come on….nail these suckers.

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-9!!! 1-9!!!! 1-9!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got to go the suicide squeeze here....

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

BLOCKER!! The Nationals load the bases...I hope all the DC Faithful suddenly show up again...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

RONNIE!!!

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 9:22 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Doublez!!! Four straight hits and JJ is out..

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 9:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ron-e-bee!! Ron-e-bee!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE!

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bring em home Nyjer!!

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 9:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Pinto stinks!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

4-3 on Morgan's RBI groundout!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good enough!

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

SQUEEZE!

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can Guzzie get it down???

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Need to tie it up right here...

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let him hit. Nobody on first base to double up.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, was calling the squeeze for Morgan….who could beat it out.

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ones a start... Cmon Guz!!

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 9:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

STOP SINGING SWEET CAROLINE, DOGHOUSE!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

what the?

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crowd was singing it, just kidding...Doghouse is at game...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fly ball ties it GUZZ!!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

GGGGGGGGGGUZ!

resign that man to a $20m contract!

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK. Sweet Caroline? Come on Nats Park. That's horrible. Stop it. Bad. BAD!

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

They've been doing that for a while. First time it got caught on TV, though.

Eric Berry for sending the guy who wins the Heisman spinning 720 degrees in the air at the podium - or for intercepting it and returning it to where it rightfully belongs

by Chris Pendley on Aug 4, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

TIE GAME PAST NICK. HA HA

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was through second...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was in the hole between first and second

Both Nick and Uggla dove for it, but it was closer to Nick.

by bluelineswinger on Aug 4, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Infield was in on the grass so it was perfectly placed.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uggla's ball!!!!

(just arguing for the fun of it, sorry)…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly, though....

Who cares? It got through, and that’s a good thing!

by bluelineswinger on Aug 4, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently I got back at just the right time.

Eric Berry for sending the guy who wins the Heisman spinning 720 degrees in the air at the podium - or for intercepting it and returning it to where it rightfully belongs

by Chris Pendley on Aug 4, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

THE GUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

4-4 on Guzman's single through second!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

There it is!

And NJ can’t make the play!

by bluelineswinger on Aug 4, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

WHOOHOO

Break a leg NJ!

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

All this game I've been thinking...

too much Johnson.
But now it’s getting interesting – ina very good way!

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ill say

Need to give these fish a taste of what we gave the Pirates!

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

H*** Yeah!

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

-7 UZR/150...

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 9:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

With the Marlins?

Eric Berry for sending the guy who wins the Heisman spinning 720 degrees in the air at the podium - or for intercepting it and returning it to where it rightfully belongs

by Chris Pendley on Aug 4, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now Nick catches a pop fly. Geez

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet the CHART said 98% Marlins before this inning.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

It's going to be another fun FANGRAPH!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

up and down like the Dow Jones.

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe thats how we win games

Make it almost a statistical impossibility…

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seacurit DONKeeeee!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's part of The Plan: Lull other teams into thinking they've got the W...

and then zap…the Nats come back in late innings.
I like it.

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rope-A-Dope

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was the formula in early '05, the 1-run WONDERS!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rizzo taps his head knowingly

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, at least it was only 96% this time.

Eric Berry for sending the guy who wins the Heisman spinning 720 degrees in the air at the podium - or for intercepting it and returning it to where it rightfully belongs

by Chris Pendley on Aug 4, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLY $%^&*( DONKEY BALL

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW, WOW, WOW

Yaaaaaay, Big Donkey! That’s the way to play Donkey Ball!

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

They started playing another horrible stolen song from other ballparks before the break.

Some Buttercup song.

The stadium people need new blood and originality.

GO NATS

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for teh donkeh bawl...

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 9:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

FISH JOKES...Mitch Hedberg on Fishing:
“You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don’t want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.”

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crikey!

3 Marlins relief pitchers this inning! Way to get to the pen!

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lefty vs Lefty...Meyer vs Dunn...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't K for a 4th Time or it's the Glue Factory!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does that work?

I’m posting FanGraphs again as soon as this hits. Man, did I show up at the right time tonight.

Eric Berry for sending the guy who wins the Heisman spinning 720 degrees in the air at the podium - or for intercepting it and returning it to where it rightfully belongs

by Chris Pendley on Aug 4, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woo!

Eric Berry for sending the guy who wins the Heisman spinning 720 degrees in the air at the podium - or for intercepting it and returning it to where it rightfully belongs

by Chris Pendley on Aug 4, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALMOST THERE!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE!

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

DONK-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHAKE N BAKE!! SHAKE N BAKE!! SHAKE N BAKE!! SHAKE N BAKE!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

HECK NO!!!! HE DIDN"T TRY TO DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

HHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAH!

F**&’ing AWESOME!

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Donkey!!!

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 9:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

OPPOSITE FIELD FOR TEH SECRIT DONKEEEE!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was supposed to be

OUR bullpen that was going to fall apart in this series (holy jinx batman)

by bluelineswinger on Aug 4, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

At least you caught yourself....

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

MAYBE SOME JUSTICE!

is about to be delivered by the cosmos… we’re long overdue to deal out some justice to the fish.

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take a 1 for 4 night like that any day from the Donkey.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

As much as he can be a goat with the glove

He can hit…man he can hit.

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

HR and 3 K's!!! DONKEY BALL!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Dukes swallowed a bug..

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 9:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

That's what the tv box said...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, I was already queasy from a sinus infection...

watching Dukes heave and spit like that didn’t help.
Ugh, hate bugs.

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

I shouldnt laugh…but…

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better laugh than cry - or hurl, right?

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

BEAT THE FISH!! BEAT THE FISH!!! BEAT THE FISH!!! BEAT THE FISH!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe NJ was bad luck to them?

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll come down to Brisbane!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh.

In which case we should trade one Nats player to every team on the majors…just to be sure we equal out the bad luck.

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Macdoody.. It's nervous time!

THL is calling two Ks, hit, walk, fly out..

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 9:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Hanley, Cantu and Uggla due up...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh not HANLEY!

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he's out!

1 down.

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Struck him oot

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

HANLEY DOWN SWINGING!!!! ONE!!!!!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cannot!! Cantu!! Cannot!! Cantu!!!! Cannot!! Cantu!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did. double. dang it

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-0 to Uggla...can someone hand me some Bromo...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I swear to god

He walks him…and Riggles should shoot someone… we do NOT WANT A HANRAHAN!

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Macdoogy is way better than Han ra hand them another win

"What you know is often the enemy of what you can learn" Bill James

by PhDBrian on Aug 4, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Help us McDoodle

You’re our only hope. Nobody else could get it done in the ninth against this team earlier in the year.

by bluelineswinger on Aug 4, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Doghouse had to watch that without a beer.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

hello eNatstown

might win this one

"What you know is often the enemy of what you can learn" Bill James

by PhDBrian on Aug 4, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey there, PhD!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel for all you X Expos fans

now that NJ is gone

"What you know is often the enemy of what you can learn" Bill James

by PhDBrian on Aug 4, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually did hurt a bit...but it had to happen...still got a few draft picks...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

No jinxing...

That was just a whishful hope, right?

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

wishful or wistful

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

which ever makes you smile

"What you know is often the enemy of what you can learn" Bill James

by PhDBrian on Aug 4, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 oots will make me smile

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, but I may have jinxed

"What you know is often the enemy of what you can learn" Bill James

by PhDBrian on Aug 4, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

turn around three times on one foot and spit. Right where you are!

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

done, seriously

"What you know is often the enemy of what you can learn" Bill James

by PhDBrian on Aug 4, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK. Thanks

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

IT WORKED. Fantastic!

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

it worked!!!!

"What you know is often the enemy of what you can learn" Bill James

by PhDBrian on Aug 4, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am cleaning spit off my sneaker right now

"What you know is often the enemy of what you can learn" Bill James

by PhDBrian on Aug 4, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

The happiest cleanup ever!

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

McChatty out to talk to MacDougal...

This McChatty Is Brought To You By Federal Baseball.com…

Federal Baseball.com: Watching Closers “Make It Interesting” Since 2005.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Time for a McChatty with MacDoodle

by bluelineswinger on Aug 4, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh no

Time for a McChatty

by ryzim22 on Aug 4, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

[4 letter expletive]

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who misses Beimel?

THL imagines the McChatty, “tell you what macdougal… I will punch you right in the baby-maker…”

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 9:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

keep repeating that phrase...

he just threw a strike!

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE PLAY GROUNDER!! THE NATIONALS WIN!! THE NATIONALS WIN!!! THE NATIONALS WIN!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take HANRAHAN!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

NEVER!

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

You what?....... Just walked in...... omigod, omigod.............DOODDLE!!!!!

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Send the poet laureate

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-in-a-row! 3-in-a-row! 3-in-a-row!

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Riggleman!!!

(tried to sneak that in without anybody seeing)

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see it............ ED OVER HERE!!!!

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

RIGGLEMAN!!!

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 4 3

Nats WINNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ryzim22 on Aug 4, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

NATS WIN!

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Missed the comeback by *that* much......

No longer 0-Florida

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Headline tomorrow

“Nick Johnson loses yet another Nationals-Marlins game!”

by bluelineswinger on Aug 4, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perfect.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

+10!!

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 10:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

SWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!

Even better that it was Hermedia that GIP after what he did to Hanny in one of those games.

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry E, but...

The Curse of the 2-Spot
Nick Johnson now 0-10 this year in Nationals Marlins games

by ryzim22 on Aug 4, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

he was rooting for us

"What you know is often the enemy of what you can learn" Bill James

by PhDBrian on Aug 4, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

we beat the anti-Nats!!!!

"What you know is often the enemy of what you can learn" Bill James

by PhDBrian on Aug 4, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

The curse is dead!

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Le mal des Expos est mort!!!

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 9:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

oui oui

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

haw haw!

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vive Les Nats!

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys better have a clever game thread to sort through.......that's all I'm saying....

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

The negativity paid off...BIG TIME.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Plan paid off.

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vraiment

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snort.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

ne losing pas

Winning only!!!!!!!!
Except the Chiefs blew a 6-2 lead tonight
But the Nats win!!!!!!!

by ryzim22 on Aug 4, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Je vie en espoir.

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I may now celebrate with fraunch toast.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Champagne!

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Today in history...in a moment.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is said that on this day in 1693 Dom Perignon discovered the process for making champagne. “Come quickly, I am tasting the stars!”

about 11 hours ago from web

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coincidence? I think not.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vive Dom Perignon!

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nats were 3-28 in the last 28.

Now 1-0 in the last 1.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

and snails

dont forget snails
Delicious

by ryzim22 on Aug 4, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY!

I saw that.

Eric Berry for sending the guy who wins the Heisman spinning 720 degrees in the air at the podium - or for intercepting it and returning it to where it rightfully belongs

by Chris Pendley on Aug 4, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, look at that Escargot

(the punchline to a very old joke)

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gloat like a fiend, Doghouse...... gloat like a fiend......

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You'd never have come back to baseball if it wasn't for the EXPOS!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd......

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pourin' a forty out for them.

Eric Berry for sending the guy who wins the Heisman spinning 720 degrees in the air at the podium - or for intercepting it and returning it to where it rightfully belongs

by Chris Pendley on Aug 4, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow. I'm starting to think improbability needs to be the motto of this season.

Eric Berry for sending the guy who wins the Heisman spinning 720 degrees in the air at the podium - or for intercepting it and returning it to where it rightfully belongs

by Chris Pendley on Aug 4, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

3 game winning streak with Lannan on the mound tomorrow

Does it get any better than this?
Other than of course being only 15 games out

by ryzim22 on Aug 4, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

heh

Lets keep it going. We owe the fish a sweep or 2.

"On this team, the difference between Clippard and Julian Tavarez is like the difference between a 6-2 loss and a 9-2 loss." -- Chico Harlan

by Mezza on Aug 4, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't even want Bryce what's his name!!!!

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess we need to win 15 more in a row!!!

"What you know is often the enemy of what you can learn" Bill James

by PhDBrian on Aug 4, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Punchin' out to write it up....

Enjoy your “Freedom” Fries…jerks…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Aug 4, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Awwww, c'mon Unca Ed, enjoy the Curly W with us.

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Conference Call.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need to go for FOUR in a row,,,,,, one for each real raccoon baby.......
  1. is a mean one…….

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

#4 is a mean one......... (stupid formatting....)

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that why you refuse to show #4?

Too mean for prime time?

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is his/her name Rocky?

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

No names in The Village.....

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except for #3 there on the left...

that’s Baby Joe Beimel, remember?

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

And did he also kearns upon occasion?

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I just read that Castillo of the Mets broke his ankle falling down the dugout steps. UGH

No feeling sorry for the Mets.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Needs a bit of time in the timeout room...

to think about his bad behavior.

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe some time in the Hav-a-Heart....... while the others have their snack...

Truthfully, they’re grown up enough to not come looking for handouts, so I’m probably cutting them off for their own good…

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

They'll never see it that way, of course.

Teh Snackz rulez.

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I might suggest a walk down the road to show them how lucky they are.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmm... Sandwiches....

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 10:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

bye eNatstown

Im back to work

"What you know is often the enemy of what you can learn" Bill James

by PhDBrian on Aug 4, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

awe reservoir

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

By the way

Adam Dunn better not be traded
We’re hottttt!!!!

by ryzim22 on Aug 4, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Zimm will have to be a lot better than he was today if he wants to play tomorrow.

Morten…You’re going down.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

The waterfall on the "Transportation Walk" sounds particularly refreshing tonight

…although the “dollar water” guy was out of ice cream sandwiches by the time I got there.

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 10:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Oh noes.

Mmmmm, sandwiches.

My pitching philosophy is simple; you gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. - Satchel Paige-

by MissB on Aug 4, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Must start bringing a flask.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - President Harry S Truman

by RoscoeNats on Aug 4, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, tequila calling........

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Players of the Game.......... R. Belliard...... N. Johnson...... awww.....

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow....... fangraphy goodness........

http://www.fangraphs.com/livewins.aspx?gameid=290804120

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

WATCHING IT ON DVR!!

JUST GOT TO THE 8TH!!

WHERE IS EVERYONE!

by John Quinn on Aug 4, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

YES RONNIE BELLIARD!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Not quite the same when there’s nobody here to enjoy it with!

by John Quinn on Aug 4, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Ronnie B.!!!!!!!!!....... I had to read the wrapup and go through the game thread alone myself....

Highlights are thin at mlb.com, too……

We couldn't buy a AA pitcher for $2 million? Really?
by vanatsfan on Jul 31, 2009

by cat daddy3000 on Aug 4, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

AHHHH ADAM DUNN IS UP!

I’d say get mlb.tv, but you can’t see any in market games (if you’re from the area), and they show ads now. It’s not as good as it used to be, I don’t think.

by John Quinn on Aug 4, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's up with no donkey-ball highlight?! LAME!!

"It's not a secret, you don't need to be an expert on math to know that walks plus errors equals runs...." --Mannyger Acta

by Doghouse on Aug 4, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

AHHH HE JUST HIT A HOME RUN!

Why didn’t I go to this game! I thought about it because I really wanted to see NJ, but one of my friends had just gotten home so I hung out with him.

by John Quinn on Aug 4, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

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