French Foreign Legion Comes to D.C. Baseball

Great idea that we have a Montreal Expo Day in D.C. We need to respect the memory of the Expo's and all that they did for baseball. While we are at it may I suggest we add the following French touches to the current organization:

1.Broadcast all the games on TV and radio in French. The English broadcasts are killing those of us who have to listen to what is happening on the field.

2. Put French food in the food vendor locations,,,the current selection of food items taste like C rations from WW ll

3. Repalce our current talent scouts with members of the French Foreign Legion Lost  Brigade..both groups are lost somewhere in the outback

4 Both the French and stadium ushers have attended the Howard Cossell Charm School...can we work on a little charm around the stadium

5. Make Bridget Bardot the GM...current GM is trying to do better, but can we get this guy some clothes and a makeover

Lefty McNeil