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2010 MLB All-Star GameThread: Let's GO CAPPS! Let's GO CAPPS!!!

• Reprinted from earlier Nationals' All-Star History post: 

"This year, it's Nats' closer Matt Capps who gets the (somewhat controversial - Not Dunn, Zim or Stras?) nod and the trip to Anaheim, California to represent DC baseball, following a first-half of 2010 which has seen the right-handed 26-year-old first-year-National save 23 games while striking out 33 (7.49 K/9) and walking just 7 (1.59 K/9) in 41 games and 39.2 IP so far this season. Capps came to DC after the Pittsburgh Pirates (who had drafted Capps) non-tendered him this winter after deciding that he wasn't worth what the team might have had to pay him in arbitration, but with his selection as the Nats' lone representative this year, he may well have positioned himself to be moved out of DC as one of a few chips the Nats have and could potentially replace should they decided to improve their roster before the July 31st non-waiver deadline comes around...but for tonight, Capps is the nation's capital's representative in Anaheim. LET'S GO CAPPS!!! LET'S GO CAPPS!!!"

Star-divide

• 2010 NL All-Star Starting Lineup: 

  1. Hanley Ramirez - SS (FLA)
  2. Martin Prado - 2B (ATL)
  3. Albert Pujols - 1B (STL)
  4. Ryan Howard - DH (PHI)
  5. David Wright - 3B (NYM)
  6. Ryan Braun - LF (MIL)
  7. Andre Ethier - CF (LA)
  8. Corey Hart - RF (MIL)
  9. Yadier Molina - C (STL)

• Washington Nationals' All-Star Rep Matt Capps Is Going To Stare At You Now:


Matt Capps

#55 / Pitcher / Washington Nationals

6-2

245

R

R

Sep 03, 1983

 

'09 Stats - (4-8), 27 S, 57 G, 54.1 IP, 5.80 ERA, 4.90 FIP, 17 BB (2.82 BB/9), 46 K's (7.62 K/9), 1.66 WHIP.

'10 Stats - (3-3), 23 S, 41 G, 39.2 IP, 3.18 ERA, 3.62 FIP, 7 BB (1.59 BB/9), 33 K's (7.49 K/9), 1.41 WHIP. 

vs AL - (3-3), 2.65 ERA, 10 S, 32 G, 37.1 IP, 6 BB (1.45 BB/9), 35 K's (8.9 K/9), 1.20 WHIP. 


• LET'S GO CAPPS!! LET'S GO CAPPS!! LET'S GO CAPPS!! LET'S GO CAPPS!! LET'S GO CAPPS!!...

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Love the intros

not the game so much.

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Capps touches the brim of his, uh, cap, but doesn't remove it...

…when introduced as the Washington Nationals’ 2010 All-Star rep…

I stick with it to see if it’s a good game and then decide…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 8:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Intros are cool. Although we are now at 33 minutes without a pitch

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

What happens

Say Cliff Lee was the only representative for the Mariners. Then he gets dealt to the Rangers like he did, does MLB assign someone else to represent the Seattle? Each team has to have a rep right? What happens if they trade theirs away prior to the game? I know Seattle has Ichiro, but it is a good question right? Anybody know?

Why not us? Why not now?

by Expos4 on Jul 13, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I think they would name a replacement, but don't know for certain.

MLB is real big on having a player from each team announced during the introductions.

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think so.

As I recall, the Reds had a similar situation a few years back and ended up having no reps at the game.

Oh well.

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could have gone without seeing Ben Allfeck in this tribute.

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

see, I can't even spell his name.

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that I’m one to talk…
But I say we all chip in and get Ben a razor.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beard cool. Scruff cool. Shaved cool. Shadow….Not so cool.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

he gives slackers a bad name

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't mind Ben so much,

but he can’t possibly be so bad that Selma Hayek couldn’t counteract the suck.

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

big fan of Ms. Hayek.

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Where did that rec come from?

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Nationals!

In this case, I mean the National League.

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

At least the Anaheim fans are with me...

I hope the NL wins, but I’m still booing David Wright like they booed the Yanks and Sox….

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOO!

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Enough with the chit chat.

Get on with it!

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

i would love to see the NL scrape a win out here

Capps contributing to that win would be such sweet icing

Man, I loathe joe buck, start some bball please

by TJL on Jul 13, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

38 minutes in and we're at the (hopefully) last commercial break...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

NL NL NL!

Molina < Mauer
Pujols > Everybody
Prado < Cano
Ramirez > Jeter
Wright = Longoria
Braun > Crawford
Ethier = Hamilton
Hart < Ichiro

Pretty close. The NL has much better pitchers though.

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

It's close,

but the nod goes to the guy who doesn’t play in the bandbox.

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I shouldn't say "the nod"

I mean that Ethier gets credit for playing in a pitcher’s park, vs. Texas’ homerun haven

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sadly, Ethier is in center. He can barely play right.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice play by Ichiro.

MMWNHCTB

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Poor Mickey.

Blindsiding him, in Anaheim no less!

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just a thought:

An NL loss so that Strasburg can deliver the NL to the win that breaks the snide?

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Nah,

They’ll pick Wil Nieves as next year’s consolation player from the Nationals.

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

You heard it here first.

Next year, 3 all-stars for the Nats.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hanley to Pujols...Double play to end the first, 0-0...

Just got in, Go NL!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Howard strikes out. Of course.

Dunn could’ve struck out, too.

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Wright's up....

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cano is the new Uggla....

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah! Cano stinks!

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Terrible first swing.

Glad he reached, but…

BOOOOOOOOOOO!

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braunie got sawed off...Pitcher's duel...?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braun GDPs..

Nice coverage, Fox. Looked safe at first, but it’s not like we could tell.

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Buck says, "Trust me he was out," [Commercials]

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not even soccer...

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's my hero at the plate...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my god, that was hiLARious with the hacking montage!

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

He learned to hit with kids throwing a lemon wrapped in leaves at him...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

He hasn’t moved over for NMIMH?

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? Boring?

Best players in the game duking it out. What could be boring about that?

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

VLADIMIR!!!!

Don't Be A "Crow", Bryce... - P.R., Draft Day 2010
"...eyeblack-oozing baseball cyborg"

by cat daddy3000 on Jul 13, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

[whispers] I miss our Vladi...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah.....I did catch his intro, and totally visualized an Expos jersey...

Don't Be A "Crow", Bryce... - P.R., Draft Day 2010
"...eyeblack-oozing baseball cyborg"

by cat daddy3000 on Jul 13, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

No mention of his years an Expos. The Lerners are now bribing Fox to expunge Youppi.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, only saw Angels' unis in the clip.... Selig's obviously ashamed and purging history...

Don't Be A "Crow", Bryce... - P.R., Draft Day 2010
"...eyeblack-oozing baseball cyborg"

by cat daddy3000 on Jul 13, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

VLADI!

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

K's looking awful...

cue highlight package

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Head, shoulders, knees, and toes!

Knees and toes!!

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just won't let you throw it by him....anywhere....

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

But unlike Guz, he can actually hit it hard...

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

[Shhhhhhhhhhhhh]

How we gonna trade the Guz if you badmouth him?

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perennial .300 hitter...[don't mention other stats]...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Played a mean 3B at the 08 ASG.

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Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's 3 positions, folks! Count'em 3 positions...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guz > Infante

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

RF!!!.......

Don't Be A "Crow", Bryce... - P.R., Draft Day 2010
"...eyeblack-oozing baseball cyborg"

by cat daddy3000 on Jul 13, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

4!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

TACG!!

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gonna miss the Guz.........

…just not very much….

Don't Be A "Crow", Bryce... - P.R., Draft Day 2010
"...eyeblack-oozing baseball cyborg"

by cat daddy3000 on Jul 13, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 positions, don't cheat the man.

3B, SS, 2B, RF!

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice hack, Hart...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh, Fox reverse-jinxes Molina into a 2-out single.

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Omar Infante says....

“You ain’t seen nothing yet!”

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

Why not us? Why not now?

by Expos4 on Jul 13, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Up the box

Since Molina doesn’t deserve to be starting or even there

Why not us? Why not now?

by Expos4 on Jul 13, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

We want Wil Nieves!

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

When it comes to at-bat music....

Wil Nieves is always an all-star.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Met fan friend watching the game says Wright can pick it....

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

of course he can

he plays for the New York Mets!

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed, he's only a slightly-below-average fielder at 3B...

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

He doesn't claim Wright's superiority over Zim quite as loudly these days...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think I'll ever be able to see him strike out enough times.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear that

Reminds me of an Expos game I went to in Coors Field and Helton got the hat trick. He is usually an Expo killer. I was behind the Rocks dugout, I definitly gave him an ear full.

Why not us? Why not now?

by Expos4 on Jul 13, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

"all three of his pitches are in the top 10"

“in the National League and maybe in the major leagues.”

What in the world of that supposed to mean? Top 10 in what?

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

There are numbers involved. It must be some kind of science or something.

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

STARE AT IT JETER!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

that's what I like to see!

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad call

Jeter doesn’t strike out looking, he just doesn’t

Why not us? Why not now?

by Expos4 on Jul 13, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

That pitch was nasty...

not Strasburg slurve nasty, but nasty nonetheless. And it was a strike.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's only one man who can stop Josh Johnson now.

His name, anyone?

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Wil Nieves?

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

MATT CHICO!!!!

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wil Nieves?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOO!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, Howard always runs like that.

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

great pitching

and they hitters are staring into a bright bright batters eye

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta love these afternoon west coast starts.

Of course, that just means everything will be hitter friendly again by the time Matt Capps makes his extra inning appearance. All the better to showcase a true all-star and every bit of his value.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's put him in now then!

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

"For the love of god!" yells Mrs D as Pujols Ks on 3 pitches, "You guys [are not good at baseball]!"

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

[mutters] 1996...nine-teen-ninety-six...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our lineup is weaker.

Could really use some more thump. But it’s in the Tidewater area right now.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet Evan Meek and Matt Capps are having some good conversations in the bullpen

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by Expos4 on Jul 13, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

“Don’t worry, Evan. You can get of Pittsburgh. Just click your heels three times and say there’s no place like away, there’s no place like away, there’s no place like away!”

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh, Mrs. D is dogging Wright because he didn't bare-hand that...

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Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

ZWHB-HT!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even Panda bare handed one the other night

Aim for the head baby Jesus

by Doncosmic on Jul 13, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow! They took out Albert Pujols?!

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

To put Dunn i---oh that's right...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braun! Nice catch!

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeez, the wrist on the replay....that was close...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, Vladi took a pitch.

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Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Jam-shot out to first...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shoot...i was hoping Vlad would get a hit.

I still heart Vlad big time.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts - for support rather than for illumination."
Andrew Lang

by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know what the NL needs?

Someone to work a walk. Wonder where they’d find that guy?

On a desperate search for Sunshine at Nats Park.

by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

if it's an RBI opp and you want someone who'll take and take...

#oldAdamDunnJokes.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not in the Nats' middle infield, that's for sure.

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You referring to Slappy and The Rook?

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts - for support rather than for illumination."
Andrew Lang

by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be an awesome late-70s buddy-cop-show.

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or possibly an Odd-Couplish sitcom...

…about a MMA fighter and a chess master who are roommates.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lots of hijinks!

and lowlights.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts - for support rather than for illumination."
Andrew Lang

by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're all trying to be heroes and jack one...

but are mostly whiffing and looking bad.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts - for support rather than for illumination."
Andrew Lang

by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

bring on the Hammer!

no? About Adam Dunn?

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hammer's the man we need.

Would certainly have given us a more professional at bat than Hart did there.

On a desperate search for Sunshine at Nats Park.

by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

WRIGHT SINGLES!! WRIGHT SINGLES...

I feel dirty…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

the American League is using their fourth pitcher right now

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

rats

David Wright steals second. Joe Mauer throws the ball away, but Wright did not realize it

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Braun

Why not us? Why not now?

by Expos4 on Jul 13, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

David Wright

making it happen

Why not us? Why not now?

by Expos4 on Jul 13, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

well played, Mauer.

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why was Mauer throwing to the center fielder...?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Nyjer is catching?

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Not even Nieves would make a throw like that," snarks Mrs. D.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't Mauer have a bum thumb?

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts - for support rather than for illumination."
Andrew Lang

by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wright swipes second, but can't get up after the head-first slide to take advantage of the throw to CF...

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Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

could have done without that

you have got to get that guy to third

Why not us? Why not now?

by Expos4 on Jul 13, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Stupid Fox announcers, there's no such thing as Andre Ethier.

“Do you think all his power is in his brows?” asks Mrs. Doghouse. “Look at those brows. That’s some power.”

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

LISTACH!! Why are you holding Wright!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Coulda scored if he were on third...

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Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Verlander

throws hard, but he is hittable

Why not us? Why not now?

by Expos4 on Jul 13, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice Hit, Ethier!

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

does Corey Hart have a clue

they are comparing him to Dave Kingman as in Dave K-K-K-Kingman

Why not us? Why not now?

by Expos4 on Jul 13, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Prompting him to... strike out.

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not swinging at that junk...Step up Hart...

[insert sunglasses at night joke]

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pete Mackanin

Speaking of old Expos coaches

Why not us? Why not now?

by Expos4 on Jul 13, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, McCann....

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

To...the...track....

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grumble....

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

0-0..........what is this, soccer?

Don't Be A "Crow", Bryce... - P.R., Draft Day 2010
"...eyeblack-oozing baseball cyborg"

by cat daddy3000 on Jul 13, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

T-Ball....they don't want to hurt anybody's feelings.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts - for support rather than for illumination."
Andrew Lang

by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone gets a trophy and a slice of pizza....

  “Participant”……………… except #$%^@@!* F. Kuo!!!!

Don't Be A "Crow", Bryce... - P.R., Draft Day 2010
"...eyeblack-oozing baseball cyborg"

by cat daddy3000 on Jul 13, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not good enough....

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts - for support rather than for illumination."
Andrew Lang

by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's a theory on why the NL is worse that I haven't heard anyone mention.

The NL has 16 teams. Therefore they have 16 players that must be chosen by the every team gets one player rule. We have Michael Bourne/Chris Young and Evan Meeks (or Capps) by that rule. You take that rule away and we get more flexibility than the NL

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, Capps earned his way

tongue in cheek

Why not us? Why not now?

by Expos4 on Jul 13, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

who says the National League is worse?

the American League has been very fortunate the last several years. They should’ve lost the last several years.

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

What makes the game THE SUMMER CLASSIC!!!!.....

  blech…..

Don't Be A "Crow", Bryce... - P.R., Draft Day 2010
"...eyeblack-oozing baseball cyborg"

by cat daddy3000 on Jul 13, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come On Nationals!

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, Kuo... Not good.

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Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

ADCHCT

Don't Be A "Crow", Bryce... - P.R., Draft Day 2010
"...eyeblack-oozing baseball cyborg"

by cat daddy3000 on Jul 13, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boy, that really blows!

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

WWD!! DTAD!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Real glad he's not at this showcase....DNTAD!!!

Don't Be A "Crow", Bryce... - P.R., Draft Day 2010
"...eyeblack-oozing baseball cyborg"

by cat daddy3000 on Jul 13, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

The RZO won't settle for any ordinary deal...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

There will *have* to be Pain!!!!...........Riz the Inflictor!!!

Don't Be A "Crow", Bryce... - P.R., Draft Day 2010
"...eyeblack-oozing baseball cyborg"

by cat daddy3000 on Jul 13, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

RIZZO DRINKS YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! HE DRINKS IT ALL UP!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kuo was an injury replacement.

Did Manuel pick him or is there some other funny time rule?

On a desperate search for Sunshine at Nats Park.

by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I assume Manuel picks replacements, but from a list......

Don't Be A "Crow", Bryce... - P.R., Draft Day 2010
"...eyeblack-oozing baseball cyborg"

by cat daddy3000 on Jul 13, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gift call on the play on Mauer, I think.

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Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, you got to call that out.

Maybe he got under the tag, but the ball beat him by a mile.

On a desperate search for Sunshine at Nats Park.

by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looked like he got around it.

But not like we get to see any replays…

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Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

AL players apparently find Bell's entrance amusing...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

It's the 6th. Is the pitcher getting tired yet?

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Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

David Wright is out of the game; that must mean Ryan Zimmerman is in!

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

You stink, Manuel.

You too, stupid NL players.

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

this should give Ryan some incentive for when the Phillies come into town

Teach them to show us no respect!

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunn as well

Aim for the head baby Jesus

by Doncosmic on Jul 13, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

All I want is for Strasburg to shut those jokers down.

That would be cathartic.

On a desperate search for Sunshine at Nats Park.

by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Nationals...I mean National League with no run-support so far...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Prado's having a great AB.

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Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Followed by a great out.

On a desperate search for Sunshine at Nats Park.

by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still 1-0 in the sixth....how can All-Stars be shut out...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

great ABs before popping out,,,,,,,,it's what makes The Game great!!!....

Don't Be A "Crow", Bryce... - P.R., Draft Day 2010
"...eyeblack-oozing baseball cyborg"

by cat daddy3000 on Jul 13, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would have blown a gasket if they'd left Howard in to bat for a 3rd time against Lester.

He’s the DH, Manuel. You’ve started him when you didn’t have to. Yay! Now give some other guys a chance, like Votto.

On a desperate search for Sunshine at Nats Park.

by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm going to be pretty annoyed

if the American League wins by scoring one unearned run

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

NM > MB....

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh.....

Don't Be A "Crow", Bryce... - P.R., Draft Day 2010
"...eyeblack-oozing baseball cyborg"

by cat daddy3000 on Jul 13, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marlon Byrd???

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

We can pretend he's still a Nat.

…or maybe that he was never a Nat…

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of the many OF the Nats will have gone through to finally have Harper take over right...

#takingforgrantedhesignstoplaywithStrasburg

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

All who came before contributed to getting that draft pick....

Don't Be A "Crow", Bryce... - P.R., Draft Day 2010
"...eyeblack-oozing baseball cyborg"

by cat daddy3000 on Jul 13, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta stay on the bag, kid!

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

apparently got his base running lessons from Nyjer Morgan.

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Elvis overslides second and gets tagged by a persistent Phillips...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Why can't we get 2Bs like that?

Don't Be A "Crow", Bryce... - P.R., Draft Day 2010
"...eyeblack-oozing baseball cyborg"

by cat daddy3000 on Jul 13, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha ha!

Nice job, Elvis.

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Ladson says Capps is warming...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

To do what?

Not pitch, I hope.

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either boost or blow his trade value on national stage?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mrs. D hilariously acts out Matt Capps doing "The Hustle" to "get loose."

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

[hums, "Doo, doo doo, dadoo, dadoo, doo doo...]

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mrs. Doghouse's theatrics making this game all worthwhile....

Don't Be A "Crow", Bryce... - P.R., Draft Day 2010
"...eyeblack-oozing baseball cyborg"

by cat daddy3000 on Jul 13, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whew, it's Ortiz.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmmm.

Charlie Manuel leaves his ace pitcher in for two thirds of an inning.

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Enuffa that scrub! C!-A!-P!-(P)!-S! CAP(P)S! CAP(P)S! CAP(P)S!

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

WE WANT CAPPS!! WE WANT CAPPS!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

HERE COMES CAPPS!! HERE COMES CAPPS!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

LET'S GO CAPPS!!!!

On a desperate search for Sunshine at Nats Park.

by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

[LET'S GO CAPPS!!] [LET'S GO CAPPS!!]

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do I smell bacon?

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Least it's not a hint of goat...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would totally try to hit on a woman with bacon in her purse.

A goat, not so much. Depends on how it was cooked, I guess.

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

She keeps a tin of bacon-flavored mints in her purse.

No, I’m not kidding.

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

The baco-mints are actually pretty nasty.

"And everybody lived happily ever after. Except the Phillies and the Mets. The End." --Sasskuash
Friend of Dukes and Desmond #3

by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

THESE?!?.....

Don't Be A "Crow", Bryce... - P.R., Draft Day 2010
"...eyeblack-oozing baseball cyborg"

by cat daddy3000 on Jul 13, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Capps vs Ortiz...ball one...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

94mph 2-0 fastball for a strike...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ortiz fouls another Fastball off, 2-2...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have the announcers even mentioned Capps is pitching?

All I heard is “ortizortizortiz”

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

they said he was non tendered by the Pirates

Why not us? Why not now?

by Expos4 on Jul 13, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

My best dogpark baseball friend is a Sox fan....

   This will be great…..

Don't Be A "Crow", Bryce... - P.R., Draft Day 2010
"...eyeblack-oozing baseball cyborg"

by cat daddy3000 on Jul 13, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

this will be really great.......for the rest of the season....

Don't Be A "Crow", Bryce... - P.R., Draft Day 2010
"...eyeblack-oozing baseball cyborg"

by cat daddy3000 on Jul 13, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh,

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts - for support rather than for illumination."
Andrew Lang

by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Capps!

Why not us? Why not now?

by Expos4 on Jul 13, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

K LOOKING!!!!.........STFD, PAPI!!!

Don't Be A "Crow", Bryce... - P.R., Draft Day 2010
"...eyeblack-oozing baseball cyborg"

by cat daddy3000 on Jul 13, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

YAY...almost couldn't watch was so worried, but.....

WAY TO GO, CAPPS!

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts - for support rather than for illumination."
Andrew Lang

by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

CAPPS SKIPS THREE PITCHES AND GOES WITH THE LIVAN FASTBALL INSIDE!! STRIKE THREEE!!!!

STARE AT IT PAPI!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least if the National League loses tonight

No One Will Be Able to Blame the Nationals

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

CAPPS!!

“Holy [crap]!” yells Mrs Doghouse, “That’s the most exciting thing that’s happened! Capps is all, ‘Please can I be done?’”

Now she’s re-enacting The Hustle as a dance of triumph.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

LET'S GO CAPPS!! LET'S GO CAPPS!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Papi

looking

Why not us? Why not now?

by Expos4 on Jul 13, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

KAPPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

June 8, 2010: The day a Washington Nationals fan has been waiting for since September 30, 1971...

by Nationalpastime9 on Jul 13, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

PERFECT, in and out and it's not a Nat who blew the game....

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ladies and Gentlemen....

…I’m just glad the NL has no offense because if they did this could be a harrowing rest of the game for the Nats faithful.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Brian Cashman, our phone is open.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll take Joba any day....

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

No to Joba....not reliable.

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Andrew Lang

by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oooh. Wouldn't it be great

if the National League came back and won against Mariano Rivera?

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Without facing Rivera?

Mariano isn’t playing tonight

Why not us? Why not now?

by Expos4 on Jul 13, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK.

I suppose it’d be OK to do it off Hughes.

Rob

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—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

NL score some runs

get Capps the win

Why not us? Why not now?

by Expos4 on Jul 13, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

+4 (runs)

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

One more....

Rob

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—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, heck yeah!!!!............1st and 3rd and one out!!!

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by cat daddy3000 on Jul 13, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rolen with a great AB that actually ends in getting on base...

…nice.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I almost forgive Rolen for his non-K check swing vs Capps after that at bat...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

...but the HR is unforgiveable....

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rolen gets 'em started.

Rob

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—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

And now he takes third on a grounder up the middle...

…nice baserunning!

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Young pops out....two down...

BOOO!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like a young Jermaine Dye.

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Andrew Lang

by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

+OOOOOOOO!

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

ROLEN WANTS CAPPS TO WIN!!! TAKES THIRD ON A SINGLE BY HOLLIDAY!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

And a less-than-stellar throw by Hunter.

(See, Hunter. that’s what happens when you covet our beloved donkey.)

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by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rolen probably knows that Hunter is not the outfielder he once was but will never admit that to the press.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good throw and he's out.

But it would have to be a good throw.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Angels need Dunn's defense in center.

Rob

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—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scott Rolen earned his way here.

That was a professional at bat, followed by some professional baserunning. Joey Votto’s one page wimpout, not so much.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Low strike call.

Remember blue… this one COUNTS.

Rob

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—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

And it's up to Byrd...

This never ended well in his DC days…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great at bat by Byrd.....really worked that one.

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by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just glad the lone Cub did his small part.

They need something to be happy about.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, RISP FAIL!!

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Marlon Byrd?

Rob

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—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder if Rubber Chicken Guy is waving his chicken at the TV.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

From watching him in DC I'd never think he'd be the player he was in Texas and in Chicago....

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right? I already thought he was a has-been when he was in DC.

Turns out he was a not-yet.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just found the right hitting coach and followed him to Chicago...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

And now draws the two-out walk to load 'em up.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cheering for McCann...blech...C'mon Mac??

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Byrd walks, bases loaded....

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marlon Byrd!

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

SCORES FROM FIRST ON MCCANN'S DOUBLE!!

3-1 NL!!

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

MCCANN!!

Good thing that went foul.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!

Rob

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—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

LINE DRIVE TO RIGHT!! 3-1 NL!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

MCCANN.....Nats up 3-1!!!!!!

Oh, ok…the national League up 3-1.

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Andrew Lang

by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

[i totally erased that from my post, NO JINXES!!]

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO SUCH THING AS JINX!!!

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

OR CLUTCH!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAVE IS A CLUTCH JINXER!

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better than a jinx clutcher

…I think.

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but if you're a jinx-clutcher, that means you keep them from

getting out in the ethers..and doing real damage.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts - for support rather than for illumination."
Andrew Lang

by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit, when is Lou gonna give the FAQ back?

I’m getting confused.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

somebody's got to do it I suppose

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
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by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's me!

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

AWESOME!!

Mrs. D giggles with delight at the prospect.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

DARE TO DREAM!!!!!

By the way, if Yadier Molina starts over Brian McCann this year, all of us national league voters are some fools. That man can rake.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Matt Capps is on the radio.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

"been first class all the way"

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where WFED?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Nats could not have even dreamed they'd get this much out of Capps

now they have to do the right thing and trade him to a team that needs set-up help.

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

$$$$

Come on, SEVEN! (runs for the NL)

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

[whispers, "We want Storen!"]

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I go downstairs to watch when it's on.

He was on ESPN Radio, 980.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think they just showed Infante before the commercial.

Infante…………WHERE IS ZIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?!?!

by Tvm950 on Jul 13, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

To be fair, Manuel was told specifically by MLB to pick a utility player....

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like Zim.

He’s of great utility.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

In college

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by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's played 1 game at third...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

And made two errors...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

At short, I'm tired...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he could still play there now fulltime

but that’s another long, boring story.

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Further cementing his role...

…as the anti-ARod.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Put Harper at third, Zim at SS, Des at 2B?

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

LIKE.

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be interesting.

But I like Harper in RF.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just for fun, make Marrero move back to third...

3B>OF>1B>3B…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hide the women and children!

Marrero at 3rd.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure he was drafted there and moved because of Zim....

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a butcher at 1st

He’s probably be a mass murderer at 3rd.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Guz can play third in the ASG, Zim can play anywhere he pleases.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was either Infante, Jamey Carroll or Guzman.

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

What? No love for Willie Harris?

heh

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by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zim says,

“I want a tryout! That bama set me up! Now I”m just DC Chillin’!"

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we can start Ethier in center...

…we can play Zim at short.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just Hang ON

Get Capps and that NL All-Star Roster a big squiggly W!

by Andrew Davidson on Jul 13, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Let Capps Win!! Let Capps Win!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

CAPPS! CAPPS! CAPPS!

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

CLAP, CLAP....CLAP, CLAP, CLAP!!

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by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

it would be very ironic

IF Capps gets the Win and if he is traded to an AL team that makes it to the World Series.

by Andrew Davidson on Jul 13, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would be the definition of irony.

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

before we get too far ahead of ourselves

recall that the National League has given up for leads in a row

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, but Capps is probably done for the night.

Only Nats’ relievers are g0ats, right?

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forget who all the goats were

but I do remember Trevor Hoffman was one of the culprits

Rob

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—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heath Bell blew it last year.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

so it's Padres closers that we have to worry about?

Rob

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by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's already pitched me thinks.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, Bell is out.

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep...broke my heart. I am a big Hoffman fan.

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by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know they're gonna bring the Dodgers closer in at some point.

Maybe Wilson too. Who else is left that might pitch for the NL?

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too bad

MLB dropped the ball and left him off the Final Vote (although Votto deserved it and I’m glad the fans did the right thing).

by Andrew Davidson on Jul 13, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

NL Pitchers remaining:

Broxton, Carpenter, Hudson, Lincecum, Meek, Rhodes, Wilson.

Rob

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by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

What a bunch of scrubs!

Shoulda left Capps in.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lincecum can't go.

Only would be used in extras.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's the "Miguel Batista" mop-up guy for the Nationals this year.

Heh.

Rob

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—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lincecum has consulted Miguel Batista...

…to learn the nuances of the role.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I #VOTESWISHSITSDOWN!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Your motion carries.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn Holiday

this ain’t the playoffs son.

by Andrew Davidson on Jul 13, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Holliday is not a clutch outfielder...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Manuel select a defensive replacement-all-star?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday definitely < Ben Braun

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by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm. Lousy play, Matt.

Rob

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by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Holliday, you [ARE NOT GOOD AT BASEBALL]!

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Charlie Manuel

worst manager in the history of sports.

by Andrew Davidson on Jul 13, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

One-out walk after the e-hit...just setting up the DP...

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by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

One has to suspect that Wainright wouldn't come in and stink up the place.

Rob

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by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh. I'd keep him in.

Bad luck.

Rob

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by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

even Riggleman

would have the defensive replacement out there in the 7th. Luckily Wainright’s bender got the NL out of the pickle.

by Andrew Davidson on Jul 13, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillips. A real second baseman.

Rob

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by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tragic, isn't it?

Rob

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by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep...didn't try to do something stupid and heave the ball into the dugout.

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by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like real second basemen

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hunter's bat not even in frame of slo-mo strike two....

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by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

COLON!!!

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by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

SIZEMORE!!!

RANDY JOHNSON!!!

i’ll stop.

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

VLAD!

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by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

PEDRO!!!!

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

CLIFF LEE!!!

one more

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coulda made a pretty good DYNASTY outa some of those players...

   Dead Guy’s > Brochu/Loria

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by cat daddy3000 on Jul 13, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love the Rogue Dead Guy Ale.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is there a silly name that hasn't been slapped on beer?

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by cat daddy3000 on Jul 13, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have to invent new ones every week.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

SWING AT IT!!

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

LET CAPPS WIN!!! LET CAPPS WIN!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
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by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was that Firestone commercial an homage to Jimmy Dean?

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm just thankful that we have Omar Infante...

…to serve as a crucial defensive replacement.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Personally I find him offensive as a replacement..

ba-DUMP

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both teams

can re-insert one player back into the lineup this year, correct?

by Andrew Davidson on Jul 13, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Wasn't that only in case of injury?

I can’t keep track of all the wackiness.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure what the rule is

but I’m thinking Capps for the W and the Save.

by Andrew Davidson on Jul 13, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

One player can be designated as a player that can be re-inserted in case of injury

Rob

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by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right. Because 34 players aren't enough to play 9 innings...

…stupid ASG.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, when you play "little league rules"...

Rob

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by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coulda just had a T-ball shootout......

  So, it could be worse….

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by cat daddy3000 on Jul 13, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone just searched on google and found my site by asking...

“Are the Washington Nationals still in the American League?”

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an 80 year old has a computer???

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Heh!

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

OOhhh. Don't get me started.

Rob

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by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zow...Votto definitely NOT looking ALL Star with the slappy ABs.

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by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Big Time!

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by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has to be seen on every pitch....

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by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is Dunn's agent?

Is he trying to be a Baby Boras?

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by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brian Peters

according to Cot’s.

Rob

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by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably.

Probably wondering why he wasn’t selected to play.

Rob

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by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

'Cause he's sitting on his [donkey] instead of playihng baseball right now.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Letting his skilz get rusty.

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by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

His eyeblack will get all dried-out and cakey.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

+oooze....

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by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably working on his sneer, though.

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by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh, I'm seeing an awesome bit of rook-hazing out of that.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

We want OMAR!

C’mon, Charlie. Show us what your boy can do!

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice cleats, jerk....

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by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

That's uh... orange.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love those orange shoes!

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by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

The cake is a lie!

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

MissB...did you get that whopper of a storm a few hours ago.

The lightning strike that blew the transformer near my home was literally aboot 150 yards from my back window. That sucked…then I saw the green sparks as it blew up. Finally got power back an hour or so ago.

by RoscoeNats on Jul 13, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

It blew through here, too.

Mrs. D is happy she doesn’t have to water the neighbor’s plants tonight.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flash flood warning in DC until 5am

Gonna be a boomer….

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I got the storm...and got in the storm.

I was driving back from the Hanaram Market (past Falls Church) and could barely see anything.
Once I got home, I got drenched getting to the house. It’s amazing how fast I can run when lightening is crackling all around me!

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by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

got another line of storms getting ready to come through.

batten down the hatches!

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

But I don't have to put out any more trash or drive or walk the dog tonight!

Thank goodness.

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by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah it was a doozy!

Rob

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by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go to MLB.com and vote Matt Capps your All-Star MVP!!!

by Andrew Davidson on Jul 13, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Gotta be McCann at this point.

Rob

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by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pfff. Not like he's the (so far) winning pitcher.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, I counted three....can we get a consensus on shook-off pitches for the postgame...?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
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by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice, that's great....

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we all know the truth about pitchers wins

Rob

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by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strasburg's favorite stat?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
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by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That have you give us PHAT PROSPEX if our guy gets one at the ASG?

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

keep forgetting about that. Nevermind

Rob

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by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Note to contenders...

…we’ve got a reliever who can get Papi out. Rizzo’s phone number: 1-800 I- GENYUS

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

or text @THERZO

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by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

And unlike Sabean...

he’ll actually return your calls!

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just like the Zim vote, had a hard time not voting Votto...

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by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

CAPPS STILL IN LINE!!!!

Heh, watching Woody Allen’s “Zelig” between innings…funniest movie ever….

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
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by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

funniest ever?

that’s a pretty bold statement

Rob

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by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just gets me...but now I'm thinking of Chaplin movies and my own faith in the statement is shook....

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by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three Amigos!

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Old School!

Adam Dunn’s best work.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked Dunn in ELF...

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by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's been on record saying that Anchorman was his finest work, though.

It’s amazing how they had him commenting on his film career during the Home Run Derby. Omar Minayesque in terms of misjudging talent.

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by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

His cameo in Wedding Crashers was funny.

MA!!! MEATLOAF!!!

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I about fell out of my chair when they did that as one of the Nats HD bits last season.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

There were horses and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Things escalated rather quickly

Brick, you might want to leave town for a while.

by Andrew Davidson on Jul 13, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm more a Big Lebowski kinda guy

Rob

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by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phew, I was starting to have doubts about you sir. The Dude obliges.

by Andrew Davidson on Jul 13, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

abides.

Rob

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by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hudsucker, Lebowski, O' Brother...the Coen's are favorites....

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by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buckaroo Bonzai and the Return to the Fifth Dimension

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

"So what. Beeeg deal."

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Geev mee the over-thrruster!"

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lithgow = geenyus

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

truth

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Monsieur Hulot's Holiday?

First time I saw that in film school, I could not stop laughing.

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by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Michael Bourn made an out?!

What a shocker.

Rob

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by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s a better defensive specialist than he is a hitter, which is why he should’ve been in the field over Holliday, but I’ll let it go.

by Andrew Davidson on Jul 13, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who's closing this out for the NL?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
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by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 outs to get 1 W!!!!

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by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wilson.

Rob

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by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oops. Guess not.

Rob

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by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

But... Infante...

He’s an ALL STAR!!

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've seen this FOX special before...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
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by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Baby Bull Jonathan Broxton...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not this time....the Nat-ional League rawks!

(I hope.)

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by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

+fingers crossed

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Papi singles to right...oh noes...

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by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fake an injury! Get Capps back in!

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Capps is the only NL All-Star that can retire Big Papi

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Double him up, Beltre!

Rob

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by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

96 and 97 by Beltre...0-2...

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by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

99 up high, good bye....

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by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um. Less baserunner plz. Kthxbai.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

SWING AT IT ADRIAN!!

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice. That's some heat there.

Rob

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by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

3-0 to BUCK...

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by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Green light, and whiffs!

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-2...bring it Broxton...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
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by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

right down broadway

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG MARLON BYRD GETS PAPI AT SECOND!!!

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by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marlon Byrd...

Go figure.

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by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, Ortiz looks soooo slow on the replay.

Still, great throw.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

BYRD!!

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

ORTIZ YOU'RE SO SLOW!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Papi pretty screwed there either way.

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, he was getting thrown out at first or second...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

NL wins!

How about that, McCarver?!I

Rob

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—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

NL WINS! NL WINS! NL WINS!

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

KINSLER FLIES OUT TO CENTER!! THE NL WINS!! CAPPS WINS!!!!

THE NATS END THE STREAK!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's go Nats! Let's go Nats!

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

CAPPS WINS! CAPPS WINS! CAPPS WINS!

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's GO Capps!

good for him.

now Rizzo, go get a MLB-ready second baseman for him.

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by Dave at District Sports Page on Jul 13, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

CAPPS WINS! CAPPS WINS!!!!!!

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts - for support rather than for illumination."
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by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

MATT CAPPS WINS THE ALL-STAR GAME!

And an incredible play by Byrd. This game was awesome!

by John Quinn on Jul 13, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, but the real story is...

MATT CAPPS WINS THE ALL-STAR GAME!

Now please back up dumptruck full of ML-ready prospects, thanks.

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by Doghouse on Jul 13, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dombrowski just called and said he’s got Porcello for Capps and Guzman ready to go. Hey, if the NL actually won the all-star game, I must not be dreaming.

by Andrew Davidson on Jul 13, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Going to write up CAPPS!! big W!!!!

Punching out, glad I decided to watch that!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Good stuff.

Game time under 3 hours, if you can believe that.

Rob

"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball."
—Connie Mack

by RobBobS on Jul 13, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep!

On a desperate search for Sunshine at Nats Park.

by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Girardi has some egg on his face.

He boxed himself into the corner where he couldn’t pinch run for Ortiz.

On a desperate search for Sunshine at Nats Park.

by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Still had A-Rod on the bench.

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Andrew Lang

by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did he have any pitchers who could run?

Ortiz would not be on the bases in that situation in a regular game. He was probably saving A-Rod to pinch hit.

On a desperate search for Sunshine at Nats Park.

by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's Giradi's problem...if he didn't want to use A-Rod as a pinch runner

with 1 down in the bottom of the 9th and a runner on.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts - for support rather than for illumination."
Andrew Lang

by MissB on Jul 13, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tonight's Titled: "MATT CAPPS SAYS YOU'RE WELCOME, NL FANS!!!'

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Baseball is so much better with closer tightly contested games.

AL wins, we’re talking about Kuo’s error. NL wins we’re talking about Brandon Phillips’ getting Andrus, and Byrd throwing out Ortiz with managerial genius Girarde unable to pinch run for Ortiz.

On a desperate search for Sunshine at Nats Park.

by souldrummer on Jul 13, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

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