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Poll: Washington Nationals' Best All-Star Performance; 2011 All-Star GameThread.

PHOENIX, AZ - JULY 09:  Detail of the MLB All-Star game logo on the field at Chase Field on July 9, 2011 in Phoenix, Arizona.  The 2011 MLB All-Star game will be held on July 12, at Chase Field.  (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)

• It's hard to go with Livan Hernandez's '05 All-Star Game performance, which saw the then 30-year-old right-hander walk Red Sox' catcher Jason Varitek before surrendering a ground-rule double to the Orioles' Brian Roberts and a two-run single to the Mariners' Ichiro Suzuki to put the NL down 5-0 to the American League after four innings in Comerica Park in Detroit. Chad Cordero replaced the Padres' Jake Peavy on the mound with two down in the the bottom of the eighth, striking Pudge Rodriguez out to keep the Nationals League within four at 7-3 in a game that ended 7-5 in the AL's favor...

Star-divide

Alfonso Soriano started in left field for the National League in 2006's Mid-Summer Classic in Pittsburgh's PNC Park. The Nats' outfielder was 1 for 2, swinging first pitch (predictably) and flying out when he faced then-Tigers' left-hander Kenny Rogers, aka The Gambler. The second time up, Soriano singled on a liner to left against then-Blue Jays' ace Roy Halladay, then stole second and was thrown out by Vernon Wells trying to score from there on a one-out line drive single to center by Carlos Beltran. In 2007 at AT&T Park in San Francisco, Dmitri "DY" Young represented the Nationals, singling in his only at bat, a pinch hit appearance in the eighth, and scoring on a two-out run HR by Soriano, who'd left D.C. to sign in Chicago after the '06 season. 

Cristian Guzman came on as a pinch runner in the ninth inning of the '08 MLB All-Star Game in Yankee Stadium in New York. Guzman replaced Aramis Ramirez after then-Angels' closer Francisco "K-Rod" Rodriguez had issued a leadoff walk, but the Nats' SS was caught stealing one out later on an inning-ending strike'em out, throw'em out double play in what was then a tie game. Guzman would stay in the game for six more innings until it was decided on a sac fly in the 15th. Guzman ended the night 0 for 3 with a flyout, failed bunt attempt and a groundout to first.

Ryan Zimmerman flew out to St. Louis' Busch Stadium II in 2009, where he entered the game as a defensive replacement in the fifth, and went  0-2 in 2 in two at bats, flying out to center when he faced the Rays' Edwin Jackson in the fifth and flying to right on the first pitch from the Twins' Joe Nathan in the bottom of the eighth. 

2010 Nats' All-Star Matt Capps came on to face Boston's left-handed slugger David Ortiz in the bottom of the sixth inning in Angel Stadium of Anaheim and the Nats' right-handed closer started down 0-2 to the the Red Sox' first baseman/DH, then caught the outside edge with 94mph heat for a called strike that made it 1-2. Ortiz fouled off a 1-2 pitch from Capps, who then shook off three pitches called for by Braves' backstop Brian McCann, and threw a 2-2 two-seamer inside under Big Papi's arms for a called strike three and the end of the sixth to keep the NL close, down 1-0 in what ended up a 3-1 NL victory, with Matt Capps earning the W when the National League went up a half-inning after he'd pitched for the NL's first All-Star Game win since 1996. 

So which Nats' All-Start put in the best performance? Matt Capps' big K. Guzman's extra inning effort? Chad Cordero striking out Pudge? Livan Hernandez getting hit hard and giving up two runs? Ryan Zimmerman's 0 for 2? Dmitri Young's pinch hit? Alfonso Soriano's 1 for 2? Vote Below.

And anyone watching the 2011 Mid-Summer Classic can't talk baseball and wait for Clippard to pitch below. 

Poll
Which Washington Nationals' All-Star Had The Best Mid-Summer Classic?
2005: Livan Hernandez - 1.0 IP, 2 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 1 BB.
3 votes
2005: Chad Cordero - 0.1 IP, 1 K of Pudge.
4 votes
2006: Alfonso Soriano - 1 for 2 w/ a single, stolen base, thrown out at home .
19 votes
2007: Dmitri Young - 1 for 1 w/ a single, run scored.
34 votes
2008: Cristian Guzman - 0 for 3, played 3rd for 1st Time.
1 votes
2009: Ryan Zimmerman - 0 for 2, two fly ball outs.
3 votes
2010: Matt Capps - 0.1 IP, K and the Curly-W.
90 votes

154 votes | Poll has closed

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In a vacuum i go with capps (what’s a short term memory) but in the context of a season/career, DY was teh 1337

by TJL on Jul 12, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Capps not only won the AS game, he turned into Wilson Ramos!

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

that's the best reason for this exhibition existing that I can think of....

don’t remember last year’s game and barely remembering Matt Capps….but Go Rhino!

by cat daddy3000 on Jul 12, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to go with Dimitri – he always made me smile when he was playing and watching his performance in ASG was entertaining like an ASG should be

by FreddieBallgame on Jul 12, 2011 7:46 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

"the then-brand new new Yankee Stadium in New York"

Nope, the new Stadium didn’t open until 2009.

Washingtonian and Penn Stater -- My blog features the triumph of hope over experience that is being a DC sports fan (especially the Nats) as well as the Nittany Lions, life in BeltwayLand and other things I find interesting. @doubleuefwhy

by WFY on Jul 12, 2011 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmm, I looked at Yankee Stadium II on Baseball-reference and forgot. Thanks.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
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by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

No complaint aboot the Expos' mention yesterday?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only have so much time

Good job on the Senators mentions though

Washingtonian and Penn Stater -- My blog features the triumph of hope over experience that is being a DC sports fan (especially the Nats) as well as the Nittany Lions, life in BeltwayLand and other things I find interesting. @doubleuefwhy

by WFY on Jul 13, 2011 8:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heh, good to hear from you, sir.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 13, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

"From the Washington Nationals..."

“Tyler Clippard.”

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

After the intro I cease cheering and now patiently wait for Clip to enter the game...

#IwillnotcheerforaPhillies’pitcher

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

But we'll need him to win so the Nats can have home field advantage...

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

[Makes note in FBb ledger]

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll throw a kegger for everyone at FB

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Throw it after the win of course!

Just don’t invite the Nats. #RememberTheGala

by Joey Fox on Jul 12, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

+ 10 points!!! ALL-STAR POINTS! Those are redeemable for awards...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

But you can't redeem them for a Golden Glove until you improve your batting average.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Power #'s are important in the GG race...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

MissB locked the snow cones away...

Jumps up and down…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boooo!

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

MOAR SNOWCONEZ!!

BAN<SY

[How did he get in here to tag things?]

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry...was a bit late to the party...

but heck yeah, you guys are gonna need lots of Sno Cones to get through this snooze-fest.

Photobucket

by MissB on Jul 12, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

[jumps up and down]

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Always forget

How the boo-birds really travel! Amazing amount of boos

by FreddieBallgame on Jul 12, 2011 8:22 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I fell asleep after Clipp's intro. Did I miss anything...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I fell asleep after Clipp's intro. Did I miss anything...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

+10 POINTS!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's going to be a high-scoring thread tonight.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at that plus-D at first!

Sign DY 2.0!

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Effortless? LaRoche-like?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed, it was perfectly adequate.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

One pitch one out...

I’m too tired for play by play…

Granderson grounds out to first.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

i can't believe im watching a game on fox

boooo fox
while im at it, boo interleague
boo late start times
boo the pirates getting 3 players in while the nats have a position with the 20th best WAR not in
booooooo!

by TJL on Jul 12, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

OOOH! FOX!! I HATE YOU SOME SATURDAYS!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOO! YER A BUM, WENDELSTEDT!

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Hunter Wendestedt wants you to swing...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

A-Gon grounds to the future Nats' first baseman...

[ignoresLaRoche’stwo-yeardeal]

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude had a shoulder inj as a Nat

he’ll be lucky to ever play again

by TJL on Jul 12, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Asdrubal Cabrera never had a chance...

Halladay wants this over with quick…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

How do we get a free taco? Is there a free taco deal this year?

Tacos!

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you get your picture taken with a Shark?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sharks like fish.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sharks like coleslaw, too, oddly enough.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooohh......

mostly, it just sounded like a taco-like creation, not a real taco because of the cole slaw…

by cat daddy3000 on Jul 12, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heck, pupusas are usually served with slaw...

…and in fast-food translation, all cuisine from south of Barstow is the same, ergo cole slaw is valid on a taco (and tasty, I might add).

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sporting chap, that Halladay...

#ihatethephillies

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, hey look, it's Brian Wilson...

He’s like a less-funny Charlie Sheen…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Ouch.

Grounding out to first seems to be the fad tonight.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's Gold Glove first basemen everywhere...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh! Not your fault, Beltran.

Not your fault.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Walk to Kemp puts teh first runner on in front of Prince...

Will he have to shave his beard when he signs with Washington?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

He'll have to trim it to match Abe's.

And participate in the race every other home game. For fitness.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

How does this help Teddy win again?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he can get in front of Prince, no way the other Prezzes can pass him.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought this Batista guy only hit HR's?

Flyout? OVER-RATED!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

CLAP, CLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAP

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

RZIBTSR...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

They're not even in the same category.

Seriously, it’s like Rolen is playing little league.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

This all has something to do with TLR's relationship to Bochy and Riggleman...

Zim’s getting snubbed even when injured…

#thismakesnosensesorry…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jerks! Play Zim!

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Play Zim!!!

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh? Pitch to Zim...

Punkz?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rent-A-Capps is running away witht eh All-Star vote...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

If I had it to do over, I'd probaby switch to DY.

I’d forgotten the warm fuzzy of that whole experience.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

But it's such a good change, "Let's go Capps!! Let's go Capps!!"

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

How chant became change I don't know.

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blame your iphone...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beltre flies out to All-Star Lance "Check-Swing" Berkman...

“Berkman? In the outfield? [laughs].” – Patrick April ’11

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

HE WENT!!

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

He SOOOooo went ...TWO days in a row!

And what’s he doing in the ASG anyway?

by MissB on Jul 12, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

[points to TLR]

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

That dude punked, Skinny.

#terencehowardreference?Anyone?Anyone?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

BAUTISTA IS TEH AWSUM!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

What a catch - can he hit?

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he copying Epsinosa's beard or is Espinosa sporting a Bautista beard?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll have to check Baseball Reference

Ha

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will not cheer for Lance Berkman...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Robertson's got some nice stuff...

Yet I instictively hate him.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

BERKMAN WENT!! Right past the bag...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

YOU STINK, BERKMAN!

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOO CLIFF LEE!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you ever hear about how he was an Expos' prospect once?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

And hey look...

After a groundout by Ortiz it’s another Yankee! Yeah!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fielder with another slick play at first...

Whew, how much you want, Prince? Werth’s contract was kid’s play!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

How much better has Prince been than Morse this year?

Since Morse started playing first base, preferably. I know Morse can play left field, but I have a feeling the outfield will be crowded next June.

by Joey Fox on Jul 12, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry, should've tagged with #sarcasm...

Just playing….

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Lerners can afford anybody or anything they want.

Richest owners in all of baseball.

However, I’m not on the Sign Prince Fielder band wagon. I don’t think he’s going to age well. Plus he’s already said he’s good with being a DH.

by MissB on Jul 12, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

[yawns]

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scoreless top o' the third for the former Expos' prospect...

I loves teh Nationals leagues!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Captain America looks like it will be rad...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Pineda vs Tulowitzki:

Okay, now I’m interested….

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Some Yankee or another catches a fly to center...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

A lot more fun to watch when he's not against Nats...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Missing a real baseball game this week?

You could take a trip to Harrisonburg and see this…

Photobucket

The spirit of Bill Veeck LIVES!

by MissB on Jul 12, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Cowboy Monkees?

They were a great ’90’s band…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm, I forgot the Marlins were going to become the Miami Marlins...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Weeks misses strike three by two+ feet...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Desi would have...

Sorry, Desi.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another Yankee at bat!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

CLIP IS UP IN THE BULLPEN!!

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

CLIPPARD WARMING!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

WE WANT CLIPP!! WE WANT CLIPP!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

LEE IS DONE! PULL HIM!

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

OOooo OOhhh! Red Sox vs Phillies...

iT’s like a WORLD SERIES PREVIEW…

[gags]

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did I mention...

Booooooooo!

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Put him in now, Lee is gassed obviously.

As long as you let Clipp strike out the side next inning.

by Joey Fox on Jul 12, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

A-Gon...

Padres fans everywhere cry…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Cliff Lee gets taken downtown

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to a righty, no sir.

Fielder’s contract just dropped $1M.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOO FIELDER!! NO CONTRACT FOR YOU!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

That's what I'm saying....

Fielder is not the best-fielding 1B.

by MissB on Jul 12, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

MWHMTP

Morse would have made that play

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, to be fair, probably not.

But Espinosa would have.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

CLIPPPPP!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

HERE COMES CLIPP!

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

"Home run cam"

I hate that thing. It looks so cheesy seeing the guy with the camera running along side the player trotting around the bases, and the camera shot he gets (at hip level) adds absolutely nothing to the broadcast.

Dump it!

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Like, for instance,

having Tim McCarver talking?

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

So full of himself

Boring

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clippard vs. Beltre

2 on, 1 out.

Support the Shark!

by FanSince05 on Jul 12, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

GET'EM CLIPP!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the power of Clip!

He tricked ’em into bad baserunning.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clippard vs Beltre

Runners on 1st/2nd 2 out.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Peaches planned that

never a doubt

After Further Review.........

The Bears Still Suck

by smackwaterjack on Jul 12, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Gives up the hit but the NL gets an out on a play at the plate...

Clippard throws 3 pitches! G

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Well...that was exciting...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

MOAR CLIPP!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't seem fair that he would go all that way and only throw 3 pitches

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adn, in case you didn't just figure it out

“Pradaxa” can kill you. Still, I’m pretty sure I need some….

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Taking it can kill you, but so can stopping taking it...

…so can watching awkward interviews with Justin Timberlake. Isn’t there a game on?

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

FEED THE VULTURE!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vulture: "OM NOM NOM"

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Simple enough.

I just know starting pitchers have to go a certain amount to get the W.

by Joey Fox on Jul 12, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHOW THE GAME!

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

"The game"?

Not sure what you’re talking about.

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean the rapper. This is a variety show, isn't it?

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's gotta be at least a hundred bucks to get a ticket to the ASG

That’s a lot of money to spend for a dip in the pool.

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe they don't have a lot of public pools in Phoenix?

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why would they need one?

Have you ever flown into Phoenix? Every house on the block has a pool in the backyard!

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um...

Maybe then can’t stand to be out of the water?

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point.

It’s an odd place to move though, if you’re a fish.

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Little known fact

Arizona has more boats per capita than any other state:

http://phoenix.about.com/library/blboats.htm

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Justin Timberlake...so funny and talented...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Can they just sell them ads, say, BETWEEN innings?

SHOW THE GAME!

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm enjoying the game thread more than the actual game

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

He likes beer.

That’s a plus.
He likes Joe Buck.
That’s a big minus.

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

SCORE MOAR RUNS FOR CLIPPARD!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Do hits count as strikes?

Because if they do, Clipp threw nothing but strikes and deserves a win. No doubt.

by Joey Fox on Jul 12, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is what drives me NUTS about Fox baseball broadcasts...

talking to Justin Timberlake whom I can’t STAND…during the All Star game.

I HATE those Clowns!

by MissB on Jul 12, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I loved the NKOTB!!

Wait, he wasn’t in that boy band?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most annoying product promo evar...

…tonight, at least.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't the home run derby last night?

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The real one's tonight...

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Aw, the Big Guy made up for it," laughs Mrs. D.

She’s giggling imagining what it likes to coach the AS game with so many good players. “Who shall I put here?”

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Start with Espinosa...

Keep Morse on the bench for later.

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, tack the $1M back on to your contract.

Fielder gets Clippard the lead!

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

peaches get it get it

W

After Further Review.........

The Bears Still Suck

by smackwaterjack on Jul 12, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Woo Hoo!

The Clip vulture is secured! (*)

(*) almost

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

#notajinx!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would watch that movie.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just the "eu" thing

Cheese is a pretty good icon in general for a K, and I thought it would work well with the name.

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, ok....

random, but it works better than that UGLY Serenity ship. (Sorry, all you Firefly-heads!)

by MissB on Jul 12, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

He might be interesting to talk to honestly...

I can ask next time I’m down there….

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, Kershaw's pretty good...

Thanks for Holding Clipp’s W, Kershaw!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

[nods nods nods nods nods nods]

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Go insurance runs

Thanks much to the AL pitchers CC, Verlander, etcetera for making this all possible.

by Joey Fox on Jul 12, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Who is the puerile punk doing the dugout interviews

He’s terrible, too

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

"Be brash and obnoxious for me, Prince?"

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss Debby

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

That made me laugh

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

On second look

I think I’d go for a dip in that pool right now.

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

"Keep up the win for Clipp!" exhorts Mrs. Doghouse.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

+GROIN!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

She sez "groin right back atcha!"

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buck and McCarver remind us

that the AL does not have Mariano Rivera available.

As if that was anywhere close to being an important fact.

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

HELP CLIPP! NO!!! Another play at the plate denies Clippard further support...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Pete Rose that backstop!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mrs. Doghouse is worried that Clipp has no one to talk to in the dugout.

I wonder who he’s hanging out with?

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

The press...

Goessling just tweeted that an announcement was made in the press box that Clippard is available to talk to anyone who wants to chat….

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

That made Mrs. Doghouse sad.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd take Cano for Clip.

Maybe we can teach him to play first base.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pfff. Over the hill.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

-1000

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe they should have kept him

I hope they liked Albaladejo

Part of Pech's Posse since 2007.

by OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy on Jul 12, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL...that's got to be one of the very few trades that went

the Nats’s way in the early days of the Nats…..after Selig et al had picked the carcass of the Expos clean.

by MissB on Jul 12, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

He sucked

That would an awesome trade by Bowden.

Part of Pech's Posse since 2007.

by OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy on Jul 12, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Post fail

I meant to say “That was an awesome trade”

Part of Pech's Posse since 2007.

by OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy on Jul 12, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

MOAR RUNS FOR CLIPPARD!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just saw Lincecum in the dugout

At first I was trying to figure out how the little girl got in there – hat was off and he was in profiile

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

My fantasy team must be terrible

Jordan Walden is my only All Star!

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Jair Jurrjens in my only fantasy All-Star...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

DERN REGRESSION!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, uh, if you take "uloric"

do you have to walk around with that giant flask of green liquid?

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

No, you have to walk around with a slightly-smaller flask...

…hm, is this a cross-promotion with Gatorade? If so, it’s time to fire some marketing people.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I watch these ads and try to imagine how the pitch meetings went down...

so many REALLY bad, idiotic, insulting ads with high production value.
Hard to explain.

by MissB on Jul 12, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe it's intentional

Make the visuals so mind-numbing, you ignore all the disclaimers telling you why you shouldn’t really want to use their product.

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reading Federal Baseball is great.

pleasenote: readingfederalbaseballwillcostyoufriends, itwillalsomakeyouspeekinoddtextese andwillensurethatyounolongerbelieveinluck

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

[montage of people carrying giant strikeout icons]

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

White teeth gleeming ....

Evil grin spreading across his face.

by MissB on Jul 12, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pull to reveal an animated GIF in a game thread post.

Reply typed in: “LOL, rec’d. Plz put subject line on big pics next time.”

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mute all commercials so I only see the crazy visuals.

And keep wondering how they are sold to the suits at corporate.

by MissB on Jul 12, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jurrjens is due for a major correction

starting this weekend.

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Andrew Jones feels left out...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

:crickets

I would love it if next year we considered Lannan a third #1 pitcher

by Joey Fox on Jul 12, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are you going to believe, the metrics or your own lying eyes?

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can’t hide your lyin’ eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you’d realize
There ain’t no way to hide your lyin eyes

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stats Rule!

Success above the Pythagorean expectation only mean you’ve applied the metrics incorrectly.
Just ask Boswell.

Do I need to add the #sarcasm tag here?
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

by MissB on Jul 12, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I just saw Sandy Koufax shaking the Big Train's hand...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

"Two of" for sure...

Hard to judge from different eras…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

In their primes..

…although Johnson’s lasted a lot longer.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Koufax averaged over 9 rWAR per year for a four-year stretch

I don’t think anyone else has done that.

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's hard to adjust for the difference in innings pitched

But Pedro’s peak run of five years with an ERA+ that never went below 190 (and it was 219 and 163 the two season before THAT) – that low of 190 matches Koufax’s best, in 1966.

by d_c_guy on Jul 12, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd just like everyone to know I'm intoxicated.

Thus the invitation for a round at the red loft*. I actually want Clippard to get the win tonight.

by Joey Fox on Jul 12, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

That doesn't make you a bad person!!

Heh, kidding of course. I mean it doesn’t make you bad…where’s my drink…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWO OUT RALLY FOR CLIPPARD!

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

THE OTHER UPTON'S BETTER!!

OK not really…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey all - anyone still around?

I just got back from an audition, but if my calculations from looking at the box score are correct, Peaches is the pitcher of record even though he didn’t actually get anyone out! How cool is that?

by d_c_guy on Jul 12, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Callbacks for a play

Called Rounding Third. Only two parts, though, and the director seemed to settle on two other guys by the end of the evening. Nothing official yet, though.

Funny, because none of the actors knew anything about baseball at all. There was a line in the play about hitting fungoes, and I had to explain what that meant.

by d_c_guy on Jul 12, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Sadly, it doesn’t usually work that way. I auditioned for a production of Damn Yankees once with The Arlington Players. I didn’t get cast despite the fact that I’ve spent years playing baseball in the summer and doing musicals in the winter. It quickly became apparent that the Director knew bupkiss about baseball and wasn’t really interested in finding out. I went to see the show and couldn’t help but think “no wonder the Yankees kick the Senators [hind parts] every season – these guys don’t seem to know which end of the bat to hold, much less how to throw the ball.”

They could sing and dance, though – I’ll give them that. They had miles and miles and miles of heart. But baseball? Not so much.

by d_c_guy on Jul 12, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freddie Prinze Jr nods in agreement!

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freddie Prinze Jr nods in agreement

and stares blankly into space

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss Harmon Killebrew.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

So do I, really the first guy I learned to associate with the Senators

Mr. Killebrew, you were a great ballplayer and even greater person

by jeff550 on Jul 12, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jurrjens still in

Make those Braves work!

Part of Pech's Posse since 2007.

by OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy on Jul 12, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

ONE OUT CLOSER TO A CLIPPARD WIN!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Billy Beane gets a friggin' movie

Remind me, how many championships has Moneyball won?

Part of Pech's Posse since 2007.

by OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy on Jul 12, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd highly recommend Summer Catch.

Love that FPJ!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just looked at the IMDB

The reviewers rate it 4.6 stars out of 10 – that’s … um … unusually low for imdb lol

by d_c_guy on Jul 12, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a classic...

Please don’t watch that movie. I’m not at all serious. Freddie Prinze plays a Cape Cod League “prospect” whose temper causes him trouble. Will he gain control of it before he blows his last chance? Can he continue to date the rich girl whose yard his dad landscapes? Can Matthew Lillard really call a game behind the plate???

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freddie Prinze Jr is a great actor

Who can forget his near Oscar caliber performance in Scooby-Doo?

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ruh-Roh...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do a pretty good Scooby-Doo

It’s a sure winner with nieces and nephews!

by d_c_guy on Jul 12, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm all over that movie

“Moneyball”, whether or not it has delivered a championship to Oakland, has revolutionized the sport.

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm there.

Phillip Seymour Hoffman seals the deal…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd just feel more comfortable if Jim Riggleman was in the dugout giving Bochy advice...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

[STOP PULLING THE SAC BUNT LEVER!!!]

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is Kimbrel playing with Clipp's lead?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

He's mad that he can never be as good as Drew Storen

He’s getting his revenge where he can.

Part of Pech's Posse since 2007.

by OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy on Jul 12, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bitter Brave...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

On a scale of 1 to 10 - its a solid 14

 What is how hard is it to listen to Joe Buck and timmeh for 7 innings (oh no really only top ‘o the 7th?) I’ll never whine about Carp again, even with his jinxtalk

by FreddieBallgame on Jul 12, 2011 10:39 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

YES! Clipp's lead in tact through six and half...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

If I'm not mistaken,

this woman has a tattoo on her right wrist that reads “Right”.

That’s funny.

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

The other wrist says "Wrong."

Is “Other right.” a better punchline?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

SUPPORT CLIPP!

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

HIT IT HAHD FOR CLIPP!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

RUN PENCE!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Pfff. Danny would have hit that out.

Or least used his speed to make it a ground-rule triple.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES MOAR RUNS FOR CLIPPARD!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAH RUNZ!

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

WE ARE!

Hee, hee… it’s still funny.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I like all the exasperated bystanders...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, I am totally going to see "Cowboys and Aliens," no matter how bad it is.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

So apparently Bryce Harper got "Pops" tattoed on one wrist, "MOM" on the other...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh...

HERE and HERE.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keep it classy Bryce

I would have thought he would get one that says “Future Yankee”

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh...

He’ll love D.C.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, hey!

I forgot I had Weiters on my fantasy team as an All Star rep, too. That’s two!

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

You're winning PBs!

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

G'night all! Keep rooting for Peaches

Back-to-back ASG wins for the Nationals if he gets it! Who says the Nationals aren’t a team on the rise? ;-)

by d_c_guy on Jul 12, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait. Moneyball doesn't come out 'till late September?

Why are they marketing it in mid July?

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I saw an early preview six months ago...

Tired of waiting…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey look, Coffey's in the All-Star Game!

Oh wait, it’s Heath Bell.

Part of Pech's Posse since 2007.

by OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy on Jul 12, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

The lack of sprinting gave him away...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh there he goes running...

Probably should be watching…

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please replace your divits, Heath.

Coffey-copycat!

However, Mrs. Doghouse does not want to see Coffey try to slide.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I try to forget...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coffey is soooo much more fun to watch

More giggle with the jiggle

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 more outs for a Clippard win!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, I'll cop to waching the Storen/Clip video blog this afternoon....

best part for me was the Bieber jokes…Clip saying that if Bieber’s face was on the head end of Drew’s body pillow he would definitely steal if from Drew.
Heh.

by MissB on Jul 12, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, the most common side effect of this anti-gout medicine is... gout flares?

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

And ill-advised slides on the infield grass?

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grounds crew NOT fans of Heath Bell

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

[Padres' GM prepares strong speech about this]

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I choose gout over the side-effects...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

My favorite is still the side effects of the Cialis-type pills...

blindness, deafness and possibly a 4-hour …um…success?

Just what the world needs more of!

by MissB on Jul 12, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Balester on Twitter:

@ballystar40 Collin Balester I have seen this gout commercial 27 1/2 times during this #ASG I feel like I have it now.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO BALLY!!!

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

See no evil, Hear no evil....

…feel no evil?

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least you get a good bath for your troubles

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

The umps shaking their heads over the lineup cards was pretty funny.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

"Really? I mean, really?"

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 MOAR OUTS TIL A CLIPPARD WIN!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't screw this up, Hanny.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

and only three more outs for Joe and Tim to drone on

Get Charlie to do the ASG

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Check-swing K!! ONE!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

[chooses to forget he requested a trade]

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Total team player.

Just for the other team in this case.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Throw the ball Castro

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Throw the ball BETTER.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

IDWHMTP...

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that's what I meant

Throw the ball MUCH better Castro!!

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

CASTRO!!!!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

"I would make fun of his chin hair if he was still on our team," sez Mrs. D of Hanrahan.

Castro showing off that prime Cubs IF defense.

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Heck, I'll make fun of it now!

I’m not a fan, but I am not a fan of Hanny.

by MissB on Jul 12, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Throw the ball better Hanrahan

On the mound AND behind the plate!

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Break out the calliope, the circus is in town!

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

You knew that had to happen.

The wild throw….images of teh suck flash before my eyes.

by MissB on Jul 12, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

BHWNHTIPH

Bryce Harper would not have thrown it past home

Rob

-- In baseball we trust.

by RobBobS on Jul 12, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

[shows off arm]

[and wrist tats]

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jay Bruce gets a second chance to hit the cutoff man

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jealous of Clipp

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWO!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Strike one

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strike two

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

GET'EM BEIRDO!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

GROUNDOUT!! CLIPPARD WINS!!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

NATS WIN THE ASG AGAIN! BACK TO BACK!

"I don't believe in luck, but it was just one of those things where it wasn't really skill, either." --Jerry, jr.

by Doghouse on Jul 12, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go baseball!

 I’ve never heard of the save rule where you can be down by four, if the tying run is in the on deck circle

by Joey Fox on Jul 12, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

CURLY W

Part of Pech's Posse since 2007.

by OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy on Jul 12, 2011 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

The Clipp Wins, The Clipp Wins!!!

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

See You Later

Goodnight everyone

"I'm going to run. You can't stop me. I'm going to run even if I don't get a single vote!." Willie Stark, All The King's Men

by kingfishfarms on Jul 12, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Goodnight....

thanks to you guys for making this game fun despite the boring, awful Fox guys.

by MissB on Jul 12, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Night.

Later all.

This was fun.

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

So when do the real games start again??!!

Vivian Jaffe: "Have you ever transcended space and time?"
Albert Markovski: "Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about."

by Patrick Reddington on Jul 12, 2011 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, CD3K...how is Caitlin?

I didn’t realize she is recovering from surgery until late last night. I hope she’ all better soon.

by MissB on Jul 12, 2011 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Had to go under again yesterday to get one last bit sewn up that kept breaking staples and stitches....

She’s really bored and hates pill taking, so she spends most of her time sulking in her crate…so maybe another 10 days….

by cat daddy3000 on Jul 12, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Nationals and Clippard win the All-Star Game!

Er, I mean, the National League.

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"Save it. I'm goin' for a smoothie."
The Washington Nationals, the team of the 2010s!

by Potomac Fan on Jul 12, 2011 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

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