Quote of the Century

"As I told Ryan earlier today, Brandon Watson just beat him out," general manager Jim Bowden said. "Pure and simple, he beat him out on the baseball field. You have to perform here. This is a good wakeup call for Church."

Guess what everybody!?!?! You have to perform this spring! WHAT A WAKEUP CALL! I mean, our probable 25-man just spews good spring performances!

Some "Totally Rad, NO WAKEUP CALL NEEDED" Spring Performances:
C Brian Schneider: 15 AB, 0 HR, 0 RBI, .133/.188/.133
1B Nick Johnson: 48 AB, 2 HR, 7 RBI, .167/.289/.313
2B Jose Vidro: 49 AB, 0 HR, 2 RBI, .245/.275/.306
SS Royce Clayton: 70 AB, 1 HR, 3 RBI, .200/.245/.257
SP Ramon Ortiz: 23.2 IP, 6.08 ERA, 13-9 K-BB ratio
SP Tony Armas: 6.1 IP, 5.68 ERA, 5-4 K-BB ratio
SP Pedro Astacio: 12.0 IP, 10.50 ERA, 3-5 K-BB ratio
RP Jon Rauch: 13.1 IP, 5.40 ERA, 12-4 K-BB ratio
RP Gary Majewski: 3.1 Ip, 29.70 ERA, 2-2 K-BB ratio

WAKEUP CALL: SHAME ON YOU JASON BERGMANN AND RYAN CHURCH FOR ONLY PITCHING A 2.25 ERA/ WINNING ROOKIE OF THE MONTH FOR MAY LAST SEASON! LEARN TO BE MORE LIKE ROYCE CLAYTON AND RAMON ORTIZ!