Filed under: News BREAKING NEWS! By Basil Nov 2, 2005, 5:03pm EST Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: BREAKING NEWS! Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email Scientists locate Cristian Guzman! (Oh, yes, by the way, the ballpark is still in extreme danger, may not be a Cadillac, Orange attempting risky reentry, bla bla bla bla bla bla. We'll see you after the movie.) More From Federal Baseball Washington Nationals news & notes: Nats 5-1 over Giants in opener in San Francisco; Jake Irvin impressive again... Copy of Washington Nationals GameThread(s) 1-162: 2023 Season GameThread Washington Nationals news & notes: Nats rally late, hold on this time, 9-8 over D-backs Washington Nationals news & notes: Jake Irvin makes MLB debut; Nats beat the Cubs again, 2-1... Washington Nationals news & notes: Nats drop second straight to Orioles; MacKenzie Gore up and down; offense just down... Washington Nationals’ 2023 Roster: Versatile Lane Thomas part of future in D.C.