It's the top of the fifth in Los Angeles, and Robert Fick is pinch-hitting.
For Alfonso Soriano.
- Soriano's just been traded.
- It's 11-1 by now, and who the hell cares? Empty the bench.
Update [2006-7-29 0:22:38 by Basil]: Yep, it would seem to be a false alarm. Looks like Frank is clearing the bench. Couldn't do much worse, to be honest. Roy Corcoran's awesome shades haven't stopped the bleeding, and this one is a lost cause.