- Good effort! Sean Burnett (+0.123), Adam Dunn (+0.105)
- Better luck next time! Jason Bergmann (-0.134), Elijah Dukes (-0.152)
- Not shown here: Dana DeMuth is a blind g0at (-0.238)
It was too hot out to lose a game to a bad call, so the Nats duly obliged by giving up a couple of extra runs. They struck out 13 tonight (MOCK'd!) and still lost (mocked!). Why do I watch this team?