- A case of the Jake-leg? J. D. Martin (-29.4%) can't stop giving up hits, striking out 3 but getting shelled for 9 hits, 2 HR and 6 ER.
- Out doing the Charleston with flappers all night: The poor team must have been exhausted, since no one managed a positive WPA. NO ONE. Miguel Batista and Alberto Gonzalez both managed 0.0%, but I can't quite frame that as even a moral victory, since the game was so far lost when they came in.
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