Via Fangraphs (click to embiggen)
- Bloody awful: Jordan Zimmermann (-30.7%) gives up 8 ER over 5 IP on 5 Ks and 2 walks. Three gopher balls will do that to you.
- Junk timer: Wilson Ramos (-1.7%) hits a solo shot in the 7th to get the Nats within 7 (+0.2%).
- Your WPA leader: Adam LaRoche (+2.2%) is 1-4 with a 2nd-inning single (+3.4%).
- Least helpful hitter: Ian Desmond (-7.5%) is 0-3
(H/t to souldrummer in the game thread for thread title idea)
How bad was it? This bad (watch it! you know you want to! embrace the pain!):