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Boring Straight News Take: The Washington Nationals, having clinched the NL East crown last night, are giving the regulars a night of rest and fielding a lineup full of bench players and call-ups in the series finale with the Atlanta Braves in Turner Field.
Here's tonight's Nats' lineup:
Try again: #Nats lineup @ #Braves: Taylor CF, Espinosa SS**, Frandsen 3B, Moore 1B, Schierholtz RF, Souza LF, Kobernus 2B, Leon C, Treinen P
— Washington Nationals (@Nationals) September 17, 2014
Hipster Blogger Hot Take no.1: Did Matt Williams get into Jayson Werth's stash of gluten-free Bard's Beer, brah? It's America's first gluten-free sorghum beer, brah.
Ain't no party like a gluten free malted sorghum beer party pic.twitter.com/1de8qIlrOh
— Dan Steinberg (@dcsportsbog) September 17, 2014
Here's tonight's Nats' lineup:
Try again: #Nats lineup @ #Braves: Taylor CF, Espinosa SS**, Frandsen 3B, Moore 1B, Schierholtz RF, Souza LF, Kobernus 2B, Leon C, Treinen P
— Washington Nationals (@Nationals) September 17, 2014
Hipster Blogger Hot Take no.2: I was into Michael Taylor before he was Michael A. Taylor, bro. Saw him in Potomac, bro. Glad to see Williams is FINALLY giving him the start he deserves.
Here's tonight's Nats' lineup:
Try again: #Nats lineup @ #Braves: Taylor CF, Espinosa SS**, Frandsen 3B, Moore 1B, Schierholtz RF, Souza LF, Kobernus 2B, Leon C, Treinen P
— Washington Nationals (@Nationals) September 17, 2014
Hipster Blogger Hot Take no.3: Dude, Williams is #disrespectingtheA with this "B" lineup! #sickburn
Here's tonight's Nats' lineup:
Try again: #Nats lineup @ #Braves: Taylor CF, Espinosa SS**, Frandsen 3B, Moore 1B, Schierholtz RF, Souza LF, Kobernus 2B, Leon C, Treinen P
— Washington Nationals (@Nationals) September 17, 2014
Hipster Blogger Hot Take no.4: Did ConSec taken control of Matt Williams' mind when he was writing up this lineup? #sickmoviereferencebro
Here's tonight's Nats' lineup:
Try again: #Nats lineup @ #Braves: Taylor CF, Espinosa SS**, Frandsen 3B, Moore 1B, Schierholtz RF, Souza LF, Kobernus 2B, Leon C, Treinen P
— Washington Nationals (@Nationals) September 17, 2014
Hipster Blogger Hot Take no.5: How the [Expletive Deleted] can Matt Williams not bat Souza in the cleanup spot? More Mattygering, brah.
Here's tonight's Nats' lineup:
Try again: #Nats lineup @ #Braves: Taylor CF, Espinosa SS**, Frandsen 3B, Moore 1B, Schierholtz RF, Souza LF, Kobernus 2B, Leon C, Treinen P
— Washington Nationals (@Nationals) September 17, 2014
Game Time: 7:10 PM EDT from Atlanta