- Zim the Younger: Jordan Zimmermann (+24.9%) gives up 1 ER in 6 IP, fanning 4 and walking none.
- Zim the Elder: Ryan Zimmerman (+11.2%) smacks a two-out, two-run homer in the first for the winning runs (+20.2%).
- Tribunes of leverage: Craig Stammen (+9.1%) walks one in the 7th, but earns a shutdown with a scoreless inning. Blake Treinen (+11.2%) gives up a hit in the ayeth, but earns a shutdown with his own scoreless inning.
- FREE CHIK-FIL-A!! Drew Storen (+14.7%) fans two in the 9th to get the save, a shutdown, and free chicken sandwiches for game attendees at participating DC-area locations.
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