- All the outs: Stephen Strasburg (+42.1%) throws a one-hitter over 8 innings with a personal-best-tying 14 Ks (I was at that game!), 1 walk, and no runs allowed.
- All the RBI: Bryce Harper (+29.3%) is 3-3 with a walk, a monster two-out solo shot in the first for the winning run (+11.5%), an RBI single in the 3rd to pad the lead (+9.1%), and a lazy pop-fly two-run dinger to pad his stats in the aeyth (+7.2%).
- Yeah, so, that's all the WPA pretty much: Uh....
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