- No more gruel for you: Gio Gonzalez (-40.7%) gives up 7 runs in 5 IP with 7 Ks, no walks, some bad BABIP luck, but a fair number of hard-hit balls.
- A brief hope: Ryan Zimmerman (+7.0%) singles in a run to put the Nats ahead with two outs in the first (+9.7%).
- I'm never saying anything nice about you ever again: Ben "4-[6-]3" Revere (-6.8%) is 0-3 with a GDP.
- You're not high on my compliments list, either: Anthony Rendon (-6.7%) is 0-4 with 5 LOB.
Tonight's WPA brought you by you jerks are going to feel my pain, too: