Washington Nationals’ Halloween Costumes ranked...

Ghouls and ghosts were aplenty in Washington, D.C. and across the country on Halloween — however, compared to last year, fewer Nats took part in the celebration (last year, Bryce Harper was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, and he already dressed up as a direwolf or something — this year, understandably knowing he couldn’t possibly top that, he didn’t dress up at all). Luckily for us, there were a few that still dressed up.

Here are the rankings:

Honorable Mention: This kid who dressed up like Sean Doolittle

Not exactly convincing, but probably still a better closer than the Nats had to start the season.

#4: Koda Glover, Hugh Hefner:

C/o @KodaGlover on Instagram

Well. Uh. Props for dedication, I guess.

#3: The Scherzer Dogs:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THEY MADE A DOG INTO A HOT DOG, WHAT MORE CAN YOU ASK.

#2: Sean Doolittle, Stormtrooper with Dog:

Doolittle went all-out. And he had a dog. How can you possibly not relate.

#1: Adam Eaton + Family, Superheroes:

Adam is the flash! Brayden is Batman (because B-MAN, BATMAN, B-MAN), and Katie (his wife) appears to be Captain America (or something of the sort). Adorable. So. Flipping. Adorable.